[QUOTE=Butcher]Because San Diego doesn't have a real hockey team, it hockey isn't really showed on sports channels, sometimes it is though, and when I do notice the Kings playing I'll watch.[/QUOTE]

Oh okay. I watch every Canadiens game. Even have a big schedule for the team this season...I write the scores of the games and stuff...

NP Iron Maiden - Gangland

I haven't seen/heard any Dane Cook yet.

I like hockey. I need new skates cause the ones I have barely fit me anymore. I just finished watching the Flames/Predators. Flames lost again. :(

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]I haven't seen/heard any Dane Cook yet.[/QUOTE]Same here.

I can upload his Comedy Cental Presents episode if you guys want. It's a twenty minute or so sketch. Or, I can upload [i]Harmful If Swallowed[/i], but that might take awhile.

I like Dane Cook, but he's not one of the funniest comedians I know. A lot of his material can get stagnant at times.

Some bits of his are quite hysterical, though. The Burger King sketch is hilarious, I think. But, as Cain said, "his 'hyperactive manic aggressive' schtick" to make up for his weaker material is definitely unnecessary.

[QUOTE=blue3]I like hockey. I need new skates cause the ones I have barely fit me anymore. I just finished watching the Flames/Predators. Flames lost again. :(.[/QUOTE]

I suppose you wanted them to win the cup last year over Tampa ?

NP Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name

[QUOTE=Cain]See my edit.[/QUOTE]
I just read it.

[QUOTE=Jom]I like Dane Cook, but he's not one of the funniest comedians I know. A lot of his material can get stagnant at times.

Some bits of his are quite hysterical, though. The Burger King sketch is hilarious, I think. But, as Cain said, "his 'hyperactive manic aggressive' schtick" to make up for his weaker material is definitely unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

I always sound too harsh when I launch into a critique. :(

I'm basically with Jom. I think some of his things are hysterical--he's not a bad comedian. But some people (not neccesarily anyone here, BTW) need to keep him in perspective. He's not the end-all be-all of modern comedy. And he has a lot of weaknesses as a comedian. I like how he combines a weird, Steven Wright-like tendency to make a non-sequiter off a logical point, like when he's talking about bubbles of Nestle Quik powder bursting and he says weird stuff like "'Dune' is in my milk!" And his repeated references towards getting injured in the face, and stuff like that. But it isn't original, and the novelty wears off after a while. Plus, his observations aren't always the most intelligently-thought-out things (on his "faces during sex at night" bit, he says something like "What are you doing? You look like Abe Lincoln." Huh?), nor are they always original. I've heard his NASCAR bit before from other comedians, for instance.

When a guy like Bill Cosby can make you split your sides without raising his voice or uttering a curse word, I tend to take a dim view of comedians who rely on overly physical antics and swear-laden streams of otherwise pedestrian sentences to make people chuckle, is all.

[quote=blue3]I like hockey.[/quote]

Oh Jesus you wouldn't believe this woman when it comes to the Flames.

[QUOTE=Cain]I always sound too harsh when I launch into a critique. :(

I'm basically with Jom. I think some of his things are hysterical--he's not a bad comedian. But some people (not neccesarily anyone here, BTW) need to keep him in perspective. He's not the end-all be-all of modern comedy. And he has a lot of weaknesses as a comedian. I like how he combines a weird, Steven Wright-like tendency to make a non-sequiter off a logical point, like when he's talking about bubbles of Nestle Quik powder bursting and he says weird stuff like "'Dune' is in my milk!" And his repeated references towards getting injured in the face, and stuff like that. But it isn't original, and the novelty wears off after a while. Plus, his observations aren't always the most intelligently-thought-out things (on his "faces during sex at night" bit, he says something like "What are you doing? You look like Abe Lincoln." Huh?), nor are they always original. I've heard his NASCAR bit before from other comedians, for instance.

When a guy like Bill Cosby can make you split your sides without raising his voice or uttering a curse word, I tend to take a dim view of comedians who rely on overly physical antics and swear-laden streams of otherwise pedestrian sentences to make people chuckle, is all.[/QUOTE]

Nah, these are the kinds of critiques I expect from you, actually. If a paragraph doesn't have at least five sentences, it's not officially stamped with a Lucas seal of approval.

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So, you guys can make fun of me now:

I have to fast for twelve hours (en route of doing so, actually) for a "complete physical" tomorrow morning.

I can't even drink a freakin' glass of water! This wouldn't be bad, but my family went to Outback Steakhouse for dinner tonight, and we got Aussie Fries as an appetizer, and those things are the saltiest things EVER, and my mouth is completely dry, and some doctor is going to be giving me a physical tomorrow morning.

Oh, and to make things oh-so-much fun, my dad didn't tell me it was a physical until dinner.

I originally thought it was a consultation to see if I need surgery.

But ohhhhhhh no, there is a definite possibility some old guy is going to be touching my balls tomorrow and asking me to cough while I'm thirsty as all hell :upset:

[QUOTE=blue3]I like hockey. I need new skates cause the ones I have barely fit me anymore. I just finished watching the Flames/Predators. Flames lost again. :(

Same here.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1134216858/Dane_Cool_on_the_Insomniac_tour_[/url]

There's a video of his routine on the Insomniac Tour. There were a few jokes that did make me laugh pretty hard.

I used to have a hockey game on Playstation once >_>

That's the only way us Australians can get to know these crazy American sports. By playing the video games :-D

[QUOTE=Jom]Nah, these are the kinds of critiques I expect from you, actually. If a paragraph doesn't have at least five sentences, it's not officially stamped with a Lucas seal of approval.

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So, you guys can make fun of me now:

I have to fast for twelve hours (en route of doing so, actually) for a "complete physical" tomorrow morning.

I can't even drink a freakin' glass of water! This wouldn't be bad, but my family went to Outback Steakhouse for dinner tonight, and we got Aussie Fries as an appetizer, and those things are the saltiest things EVER, and my mouth is completely dry, and some doctor is going to be giving me a physical tomorrow morning.

Oh, and to make things oh-so-much fun, my dad didn't tell me it was a physical until dinner.

I originally thought it was a consultation to see if I need surgery.

But ohhhhhhh no, there is a definite possibility some old guy is going to be touching my balls tomorrow and asking me to cough while I'm thirsty as all hell :upset:[/QUOTE]

They aren't going to examine your prostate are they? :eek:
I haven't had a physical since I was like 10 years old. I guess I'm do for another, though I'm probably in tip-top shape. I know I don't have T-B nor AIDS.

[QUOTE=Apocolyptic Raids]I used to have a hockey game on Playstation once >_>

That's the only way us Australians can get to know these crazy American sports. By playing the video games :-D[/QUOTE]

I love hockey in video games. My first one was on ps1. Dont remember which. Nowadays i play with 2006. but 2004 and 2003 are pretty fun. Never played 2005.

Stupid gay batteries just ran out. I was listeing to some good old Testament :(

[QUOTE=Butcher]They aren't going to examine your prostate are they? :eek:
I haven't had a physical since I was like 10 years old. I guess I'm do for another, though I'm probably in tip-top shape. I know I don't have T-B nor AIDS.[/QUOTE]

Oh God, I hope not... I'd be at the end of my rope if that's the case. I thought that you had to be at least 25 to get a thumb shoved up your as[font=verdana]s[/font] :-\

Here's what I know is going to happen for sure:

Motion exercises
Whiz in cup
Draw blood
Take blood pressure
Check breathing/lungs/system
Possible fondling of balls and coughing (:upset:[font=verdana])[/font]

[QUOTE=Jom]Oh God, I hope not... I'd be at the end of my rope if that's the case. I thought that you had to be at least 25 to get a thumb shoved up your as[font=verdana]s[/font] :-\[/QUOTE]

You probably have to be. I think it's rare for young males to get prostate cancer.

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I love hockey in video games. My first one was on ps1. Dont remember which. Nowadays i play with 2006. but 2004 and 2003 are pretty fun. Never played 2005.

Stupid gay batteries just ran out. I was listeing to some good old Testament :([/QUOTE]
I had like NHL 99 or 2000. Good times. Multiplayer was a blast.

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]I had like NHL 99 or 2000. Good times. Multiplayer was a blast.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever played any of the Madden NFL games?

[QUOTE=Apocalyptic Raids]I had like NHL 99 or 2000. Good times. Multiplayer was a blast.[/QUOTE]

The first one i had was this weird one...It wasnt the EAsports ones from each year. It was okay, had so mch fun playign it since it was my first and all. Then I bought 2003 on xbox. Not the most realistic, but probably the funnest to play.

[QUOTE=Jom]Nah, these are the kinds of critiques I expect from you, actually. If a paragraph doesn't have at least five sentences, it's not officially stamped with a Lucas seal of approval.[/QUOTE]

The funny thing is that you do the exact same thing.

I'm not much on sports. I used to play several, but I lost interest in favor of music. Except for a select few, I really don't like sports video games.

[QUOTE=Stormrider331]I suppose you wanted them to win the cup last year over Tampa ?

NP Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name[/QUOTE]Well, obviously.

[QUOTE=King_Of_Terrors]Oh Jesus you wouldn't believe this woman when it comes to the Flames.[/QUOTE]Hey, shh. Just cause I get a bit excited if they score or win..

I hate sports/sports related games, for the most part.

Unless they're extreme sports games or NFL Blitz.

[QUOTE=Cain]The funny thing is that you do the exact same thing.[/QUOTE]

What's that, only one sentence? Sorry, but that's unacceptable, Cain. You have no excuses for this severe lack of sentences in your paragraph. Nope, not at all. This is the obligatory fifth sentence to make my paragraph robust.

My tounge is about ready to break through my cheek, heh.

NP: Sting - "Desert Rose"

I enjoy FPS games the most.

/fps-doug :lol:

Paragraphs are for squares.

FPSs kick ***.

And I'm off to bed (read: watch End Of Innocence again). Gnite all. :wave:

[QUOTE=Jom]My tounge is about ready to break through my cheek, heh.
[/QUOTE]

Actually, that's Humor99's pen0r, which you simply forgot to remove from your mouth after that fateful day when he became the first MX poster to wonder why I was so "longwinded." :)

[QUOTE]Paragraphs are for squares.[/QUOTE]

Sentences are for sissies.


NOTE: This is also in jest, for those of you who may have forgotten that I actually like everybody in here due to my absence.

[QUOTE=Jom]Possible fondling of balls and coughing (:upset:[font=verdana])[/font][/QUOTE]
Haha, made me laugh for some reason.

I haven't had a physical since I was ten or something like that. I thought it was the weirdest thing. The phyiscan/doctor/whatever asked me "How many testicals do you have?" and as stupid as I was I said "One I think". Then he asked "No, I asked how many balls do you have?" and I said "Oh, two." Only a while after that did I realize what he was about to do.

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Hockey games are by far the best sports games. Baseball is my favorite sport, but god is it boring to play on a Playstation.

[QUOTE=Shattered_Future]I hate sports/sports related games, for the most part.

Unless they're extreme sports games or NFL Blitz.[/QUOTE]
NFL Blitz would be the only one I really like. I'm mostly an RPG guy, but I do like the occasional FPS or fighting game. I've been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat lately.

[QUOTE=Kurtz]Haha, made me laugh for some reason.

I haven't had a physical since I was ten or something like that. I thought it was the weirdest thing. The phyiscan/doctor/whatever asked me "How many testicals do you have?" and as stupid as I was I said "One I think". Then he asked "No, I asked how many balls do you have?" and I said "Oh, two." Only a while after that did I realize what he was about to do.[/QUOTE]

I had my balls fondled by a female doctor. She was also the mother of one of the hottest chicks in school my high school. :upset:

I'm seriously hoping that nothing testicular is touched tomorrow. I'm always paranoid that I'm going to have excessive ballsweat or my already-small package will decide to curl up even more or that the doctor will be female and laugh :upset:

I'm probably going to have to take the toe surgery strategy, where I was laughing at every God damn thing for no reason.