are you really ugly or something? girls are really stupid man you just have to manipulate them into being your pawn

uhh dude it's awesome it means i can actually develop feelings for other human beings again

[QUOTE=blockhead;18484138]are you really ugly or something? girls are really stupid man you just have to manipulate them into being your pawn[/QUOTE]

yeah probably it's just she lives pretty far away and i don't want to do that shit

why don't you fuck her

not interested in sex right now


okay i'm lying but idk wouldn't feel right

whats the point of having crushes on girls? I mean, yeah I have a few but I just think of girls as visual stimulation, they're great to look at

dont get that confused with physical stimulation - thats what porn is for

instead of answering that question i'm going to commit harakiri

01:00 cant wait for tha fucking chicken


ah the girl i love is coming round tomorrow lets see how this goes

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18484148]instead of answering that question i'm going to commit harakiri[/QUOTE]
real ninjas call it seppuku

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vTIiD.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=adb;18484131]
12pm – “Boring Saturday”
1pm – “It’s so damn hot today”
2pm – “Damn this is a good smoothie”
3pm – “Deeds of Flesh rules”
4pm – “I want some Del Taco”
5pm – “Fresh and Easy is fresh and easy”
6pm – “Ugh stress management homework”
7pm – “my dad is an idiot”
8pm – “Nothing to do”
9pm – “Why is there nothing to do”
10pm – “Guess its guitar time”
11pm – “I need a better guitar”
12am – “Saturday Night Live sucks”[/QUOTE]

o man just off urself already

commit seppuku

it's the only way you can regain your lost honor

i prefer how harakiri rolls off the tongue

they only say that in western movies

harakiri just means suicide, seppuku is a specific type of suicide (slicing your stomach open)

after having watched 13 Assassins recently I can disprove that, I'd actually only ever heard it called seppuku prior to that

why the fuck would you kill yourself in that way

ha´ra`ki`ri (hạ´rạ`kē`rĭ)
n. 1. A ritual form of suicide, by slashing the abdomen, formerly practiced in Japan, and commanded by the government in the cases of disgraced officials; disembowelment; - also written, but incorrectly, hari-kari.

edit: or idk i just stopped caring

[QUOTE=gaslightanthem;18484183]why the fuck would you kill yourself in that way[/QUOTE]

to restore the honor you have lost

durrrrr

higher lol ratio on the internet than in feudal japan

[QUOTE=publicastration;18484179]harakiri just means suicide, seppuku is a specific type of suicide (slicing your stomach open)[/QUOTE]

haha

why would i commit seppuku when i could lol at memes on the internet

suicide is for the unstable demographic

i'm stable and attractive

unstable *psychographic

[IMG]http://weggit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/coree_seppuku.jpg[/IMG]

Why is he using such a small knife? What happened to using full-on samurai swords?

they never used big swords

Back in old samurai days they used to samurai swords.

nope

So, I'm at my girlfriend's parents house, and I took a dump upstairs, and then went downstairs. All of a sudden the downstairs chandelier starts filling up with poo water.

I ran back upstairs into the bathroom and wade through 2 inches of poo water to try to turn the toilet off.

I just spent 4 hours steam cleaning the carpets.

FML

It happens to the best of us, don't worry.

loljk eat more fibre