[QUOTE=flapjacks_;18195325]how many times a day do you jack off?[/QUOTE]

usually 0 sometimes 1

usually 1 sometimes 0

i just started so like 3

[QUOTE=flapjacks_;18195345]i just started so like 3[/QUOTE]

....



adb, how many bitches u fucked son?

over nine thousand.

i hear the answer is one and she wasn't pleased by your dick so she always asked for the vibrator. also i hear her photographer shaved her pussy then slipped his dick in and she brought home an std.

yes
nope
she never asked we did it once
yes

you only had sex with your girlfriend once? why? how old are you man

nope i used her vibrator on her once and it was my idea because I felt kinda guilty that she gave me hj's all the time so I wanted to be a giver

handjobs? are you in middle school? whenever my girlfriend does that i'm like "you better give me head"

yes
yes
cool

[QUOTE=blockhead high on drugs;18195363]handjobs? are you in middle school? whenever my girlfriend does that i'm like "you better give me head"[/QUOTE]

Dude...handjobs are cool when like...you're drunk and just don't give a fuck

got the last of my wisdom teeth pulled. hurts like a motherfucker now that the anaesthesia has worn off :(

lol adb i feel bad for you tbh

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKqPh5Gv-g[/url]

:lol: THE FUNKEH MONKEH'S COMIN SUCK OUR DICKS AND EAT OUR SHITS

[QUOTE=adb;18195362]nope i used her vibrator on her once and it was my idea because I felt kinda guilty that she gave me hj's all the time so I wanted to be a giver[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

whaddup guys

hunting up CD's to buy

cool more hj/bj talk

fuck handjobs, fuckin lame i can do that shit myself

yep

still a lame conversation though

i go out see some bands, go to a club do loads of ket, meet this psycho lass at a party, get a fucking bk, come home get into a bed and you faggots are stil hurrrr durrrrr hj > bjs

i just woke up

buffering porn

listening to the new envy album

eating minestrone

wats everyone doin

whats bk

[QUOTE=Scatologist;18195481]eating minestrone[/QUOTE]

now my tummy is all full and warm :)

i think ive heard of that is that like jap soup

[QUOTE=Stevie;18195485]whats bk[/QUOTE]

i think he meant bj

he obviously got some burger king