yeah i usually dont try, the only time i get any is when women approach me. i dont want to be seen as some creepy dude who's trying to hit on them or something idk its really stupid

going back to an old classic avatar

flashback

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18570013]yeah i usually dont try, the only time i get any is when women approach me. i dont want to be seen as some creepy dude who's trying to hit on them or something idk its really stupid[/QUOTE]

well, tell a lie

I wouldn't have gotten anywhere without some basic suggestion. but y'know if you just have fun together and talk about things with good humour, and steer it into a vaguely sexual context without being creepy (things like past relationships and ex-boyfriends are good for this), it can be easy to identify opportunities

alcohol, pot and cigarettes together help

[QUOTE=illmitch;18570014]going back to an old classic avatar[/QUOTE]

celebrating him being released?

i am definitely celebrating that

guy in my pic is juicy j though

never could tell ******s apart

oh jason, you and your racism...

Stomach settled, so I made pasta. Was p good. Could've used more olives, though.

had chilli today it was so good, now all I need is a significant other and a nap

all three of those things are exactly what i need

it's like we are the same person but with different stomachs

stop being a bitch and crying about needing a girlfriend

one of these days i'm going to write emo songs about it and people will invite me to play basement shows and give me free pizza

Gonna go out tonight, but we won't be going till half past 11 or so, so now I need to find a way to pass the time until then.

uh beer

summon cthulhu

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18570154]it's like we are the same person but with different stomachs[/QUOTE]

has me thinking....interesting philosophical question.....

is it better to be a stomach full of chili, or a stomach anticipating being full of chili?....


food for thought....

....no pun intended....

i think having been in a situation today where i was anticipating chili and now having a stomach full of chili i can say with some confidence that although it is nice having a stomach full of chili i no longer have any chili to look forward to which is disheartening indeed although i am no longer hungry

i will have to perform some more tests

hd 2 system restoe now i have to uninstall n add a bunch of shitt

sucks to suck

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18570173]i think having been in a situation today where i was anticipating chili and now having a stomach full of chili i can say with some confidence that although it is nice having a stomach full of chili i no longer have any chili to look forward to which is disheartening indeed although i am no longer hungry

i will have to perform some more tests[/QUOTE]

exactly what i suspected.

maintain correspondence.

need a gif of rick ross in a wheelchair with spinners spinning

only gif I found doesn't have them spinning and is therefore useless

edit: its a bad idea to talk about it

^ lol

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look at that dumbass playing generic board games and meeting dumb whores

i bet he drinks idiot juice too

im soooo bwazed bwos

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sup yall

[QUOTE=illmitch;18569956]if youre gonna post embarrassing details of your life at least be a man and don't edit it[/QUOTE]

it was more jaundice moment than embarassing

haha guys [I]jaundice[/I]

stfu faget

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18570263]stfu faget[/QUOTE]

backed hard

parents went and got groceries

my dad showed me a loaf of shepards bread and asked me if I liked it

said: yeah its ok

what i wanted to say: fuck white bread

why eat bread when you could be eating tacos???

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[I]first rate stimulation[/I]

haha

told a girl i might be watching top gun and she responded "love homoerotic fighter pilot movies"

shes a keeper