ne 1 wanna polay mini golf

so ur chicken then ok

i just read that Baphomet is a corruption of Muhammed and was an idol worshipped in mesopatamia

there went modern day satanism

uh what

do you know anything about modern day satanism Tim

godaamn good day

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18569687]just bought this shirt

[IMG]http://deathwishinc.com/estore/graphics/00000001/shirtcur06hi.jpg[/IMG]

gonna regret it in the morning[/QUOTE]

nice

dont care how old, still rules

[img]http://ralphplsgo.com/images/ralphwatchsex.png[/img]

Why?

sup guys

hey mate whats crackin'

fuck all playing slap bass

you

fuck all too. just lookin at my amp and guitar and pedal. poor things havent been loved in ages

we should have an online jam through tinychat

lol. wake up the neighbours with juns and slaps

need to update my guitar only one of the three pick ups works

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TV0bn.jpg[/img]

feeling like this guy right now

Woke up today and thought: lol, this isn't gonna be any good.

So I just got home from a friend's place and the first thing I did was throw up in the toilet.

Feel a lot better now, though.

Also, dubstep party tonight, so I'm probably gonna be drinking a lot again. (I don't even like dubstep, btw, but my gay friends kinda forced me to come along.)

[QUOTE=Haz;18569801]we should have an online jam through tinychat[/QUOTE]

the lag would be unbearable

How to Kill Yourself Life A Man

What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will.

the title of that is very confusing

derp

sup bros

jenna marbles is p hot

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FCIj0.jpg[/img]

lololololololol

jk

im mad bored

yeah me too

kinda wanna die

backed

how's sobriety treating you man

sup yall

fuck all listening to country music to pass the time

cat is sleeping by my speaker

edit: its a bad idea to talk about it

what happened?

last night was cool smoked pot on this lake at night and everything was black and mad mountains it kinda felt like disney world

couple nights ago a drank a lot of beer and had a heart to heart with this girl it was gay

when i post here i mostly just say words punctuation is useless

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18569925]couple nights ago a drank a lot of beer and had a heart to heart with this girl it was gay[/QUOTE]

yeah I did that the other night too

afterwards we played wii and had sex

Trying to determine whether eating will upset my stomach again.

Also, should I make pasta for dinner or get a pizza?

EDIT: nice one, Haz.

[QUOTE=Haz;18569924]what happened?[/QUOTE]

edit: not gonna talk about it

[QUOTE=Haz;18569935]yeah I did that the other night too

afterwards we played wii and had sex[/QUOTE]

didnt play wii or have sex. what did i do wrong

edit: ^^ NOT SAYIN ANYTHING BROS

couple nights ago i

if youre gonna post embarrassing details of your life at least be a man and don't edit it

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18569945]didnt play wii or have sex. what did i do wrong[/QUOTE]

I honestly didn't try