over 9000 was never funny

im smoking a bowl and watching arrested development also trying to write a letter to my girl but idk what to write

oh my god i choose pictures of things i like as my avatar, you got my number

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18719630]
oh yeah and make sure to listen to shitty indie music[/QUOTE]

favorite genre: punk

Dearest woman,

im smoking a bowl and watching arrested development

[center]Love, Justin[/center]

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18719639]im smoking a bowl and watching arrested development also trying to write a letter to my girl but idk what to write[/QUOTE]

just say several different variations of i miss you, I love you etc. etc. in between telling her what's been going on

wow i listen to hardcore and bm that is definitely as gay as hipster music

nah hipster music is cooler

[QUOTE=Haz;18719645]just say several different variations of i miss you, I love you etc. etc. in between telling her what's been going on[/QUOTE]

i love you already? the preemptive i love you is a killer bro cmon

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18719639]im smoking a bowl and watching arrested development also trying to write a letter to my girl but idk what to write[/QUOTE]

oh bb i miss u so much

punk and bm are way cooler than animal collective

[QUOTE=publicastration;18719657]punk and bm are way cooler than animal collective[/QUOTE]

backed

(hard)

backtard

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18719654]i love you already? the preemptive i love you is a killer bro cmon[/QUOTE]

wait how far into the relationship are you with this girl

I have to admit my writing letters to prison advice is probably a little rough around the edges

yo im mad bored bros

EDIT @ haz: we started "dating" or whatever like, a week or two before she went to jail, my recollection is a little fuzzy because i was doing a shitload of xanax last month

gonna go eat all the awesome food i made

brb

just tell her how you're doing and what you've been doing and say i miss you and like i can't wait until you get out

and talk about her butthole

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719668]just tell her how you're doing and what you've been doing and say i miss you and like i can't wait until you get out

and talk about her butthole[/QUOTE]

gonna stick my dick everywhere when she gets out son

tell her in graphic detail where you want to put your dick and why

make sure to spell out creepy grunts and groans like "mmmmmgrrloowwww"

gonna make a beat or work on some transitions

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719671]tell her in graphic detail where you want to put your dick and why

make sure to spell out creepy grunts and groans like "mmmmmgrrloowwww"[/QUOTE]

haha

goddamn i am so happy i found the mediafire link for the father song

this is the best thing ive ever been involved with

yeah dude that song fucking rules

i really need to get a new guitar and practice the fuck out of it

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719677]i really need to get a new guitar and practice the fuck out of it[/QUOTE]
hell yeah bro, gonna get superback into it and RAWWK

i just wanna record a really really fucking depressing black metal album

[QUOTE=publicastration;18719667]gonna go eat all the awesome food i made

brb[/QUOTE]

oh my god you cook for yourself, faggot

alcoholic wants to make super depressing album

:eek:

only depressing things about black metal are how bad it is/how seriously metal idiots take it

oh wait

thats hilarious

oh wait

thats all metal

oh wait

thats all punk and classic rock too

trolled hard

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;18719693]only depressing things about black metal are how bad it is/how seriously metal idiots take it

oh wait

thats hilarious

oh wait

thats all metal

oh wait

thats all punk and classic rock too[/QUOTE]

you should shut up now

i was gonna yell at brent for making fun of your bisexuality but now im not

ive got to live up to the title of pretentious indie fag brent and sam have bestowed on me

wouldnt want to disappoint the shut-in and guy who lies about doing drugs on the internet

How about you go and find your BESTFRIEND angel. get on your knees and let his dick impale you GO HOME. yes please don't see what we write go home and fucking beg your LORD for mercy names from the bible GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE with your bitch ass nigga who the fuck RAISED you? A pig? Were you raised in a fucking barn? Because you sure do type like it. and you get involved in shit that has nothing to do with you like one SMH get the fuck off of here with your fuckery. I KNOW I'm ugly you on the other hand probably think you're hot shit YOUR NAAAAT.

[I]get the fuck off of here with your fuckery[/I]

[quote=EightMilesHigh;18719691]oh my god you cook for yourself, faggot[/quote]

i made dinner for my fam actually

what a nice boy :)

[QUOTE=publicastration;18719713]i made dinner for my fam actually[/QUOTE]

oh my god thats even gayer, why are you so gay you queer faggot

idk arent you the guy that likes sucking dick

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18719682]i just wanna record a really really fucking depressing black metal album[/QUOTE]

listen only to that first pyha album, strid and edith piaf for the next three months.

also where is this song? i remember liking it but i deleted it long ago to make room for albums.