make her a burger with modestly proportioned toppings

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[QUOTE=TimJim;17565822]where do you work?[/QUOTE]



a burger place[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17565819]oh damn youre definitely gonna get laid now[/QUOTE]

Much better order of posts.

hahahah

[quote=Arucard;17565826]i work in about 5 different clubs.[/quote]dont you need your lappy to dj?

haha yes

probably gonna get a job washing dishes at a restaurant soon

my brother mappy'd last night

wait theres another eliminator?

i thought id destroyed them all...

[QUOTE=elimm;17565834]probably gonna get a job washing dishes at a restaurant soon

[/QUOTE]

nice dude

[QUOTE]my brother mappy'd last night[/QUOTE]

lol

is he aight?

i dunno apparently a deer ran in front of him when he was driving and crashed into a ditch but he was probably drunk

i think hes had two duis already lol

[QUOTE=TimJim;17565831]dont you need your lappy to dj?[/QUOTE]

not unless i feel like doing a live show - and the internet is wired in the main club i dj at unfortunatley.

[quote=Arucard;17565841]not unless i feel like doing a live show - and the internet is wired in the main club i dj at unfortunatley.[/quote]
gaayyyy

some clubs seem to have wireless - i remember seeing rusko and he couldnt get hold of a tune he really wanted to play so he youtubed it over the system lol

[QUOTE=elimm;17565840]i dunno apparently a deer ran in front of him when he was driving and crashed into a ditch but he was probably drunk

i think hes had two duis already lol[/QUOTE]

sucks man his insurance is going to be a bitch, ive got 2 duis too (2 totalled cars). im not even insured right now our providers were like '**** you **** off' so i have to wait until i get shipped out to get insured again, you get insurance cuts when youre enlisted and whatnot.

sup guys

drinking

listening to goa trance

working out well

not planning on driving though

go figure

going to watch requiem for a dream and go to sleep

i know everyone hates on jared leto but hes a damn good actor

i like most of the movies hes in

girl is beautiful she is beautiful

*jason comes in and curbstomps*

party till you puke

not hard for you lol

hahaha

lol srsly


i dominated a beer pong comp while i was camping though so HA

:lol:

bout to watch before the devil knows you're dead. name is ****ing awesome.

my roommate just made one of the funniest jokes ive heard in a while

what was it

okay heres the situation

his girlfriend was getting a blanket from the bedroom, and she asked our other roommate if he wanted one
my roommate said "no, aj hates blankets"
he said "what? i don't hate blankets"
and then my roommate said "i know, i just like making blanket statements"

i was laughing out loud for about a minute straight

frat humor

so bad

you have no idea how much i love bad puns

did you hear the one about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas

hes a seasoned veteran

has anyone ever noticed how babies covered in chocolate cake is the hottest thing ever

i made a pretty hilariously bad pun the other night. dude was about to pass out on this bed, and people were planning to tie him to the bed with rope (awesome idea right). so before i left i went in and was like 'hey man you wanna chill tomorrow?' and he was all stupid drunk and said 'yeah man for sure'. then i gave him the wry smile and said 'sure youre not going to be, [I]tied up?[/I]'. he was just like naw man hit me up i aint got anything planned.

thought that **** was hilarious

hahahaha thats awesome

anyway im gonna go watch the fountain with my roommates

stole a nintendo DS game from some little kids and trashed their house

bout to sell it on ebay for like ten bucks

livin the dream

aww man the coolness of the puns is overwhelming

why'd you trash their house

story has been told before, me and friends were coming down off ecstasy at some house where my friend's gf was babysitting kids

we were there for like five hours waiting for them to **** so we could leave , so we took some nintendo games and DVDs

all right none of that was really coherent but ok