[QUOTE=illmitch;18482340]is your job interview with iron maiden if not i don't care[/QUOTE]

think i'm gonna operate eddie's left calf

hahaha

Alex, she'll say, Do your homework

and i'll shout up to her, Yes mom

and i'll look down and whisper, No

[QUOTE=Deth;18482344]think i'm gonna operate eddie's left calf[/QUOTE]

lmao

i hate not having acetaminophen-free shit on hand :c

why are my feet so cold

i think i diabetic

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18482382]i hate not having acetaminophen-free shit on hand :c[/QUOTE]

thats a pretty obscure reference

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18482383]why are my feet so cold

i think i diabetic[/QUOTE]

if you autotune the second line this would be like a rap song almost

/makes beat

[QUOTE=robertsona;18482385]thats a pretty obscure reference[/QUOTE]

no i was pissed i generally have something to do at like midnight and then i listen to music but no. now i just have shitty acetaminophen cough syrup fuck life

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18482390]/makes beat[/QUOTE]

beat on my dum dum drum til blh blh she cums evenutalky
the nd

bitchfork

drink the whole bottle and hold on im serious

turn on the music and relax

trust me

ok i turst u my liuver can eat u bum

bitchfork is gay

and...

am i suppose to say something

yea ur supposed to say 'an im gay 2 sukie sukie my dik'

is that what u said to ur hot mom before u madeout with her

yea but i didnt say im gay that would disappoint her severely, shes christian

lol

[QUOTE=Dick;18482405]am i suppose to say something[/QUOTE]

u were supposed to caress me in ur arms then make me ur slave

stop posting bitchfork

hey bitchfork allow me to throw some <3 your way

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18482396]ok i turst u my liuver can eat u bum[/QUOTE]
nope liver will be fine dxm ratio notwithstanding

i thought i was on your ignore list

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18482430]nope liver will be fine dxm ratio notwithstanding[/QUOTE]
ok.

yeah just eat the whole bottle it will make the shitty non music you listen to more entertaining. you'll survive the aceteminophen

exactly listen to me i am trustworthy

edit: what's acemtepinphone?

drinkin some really good homebrew right now

gonna sleep like a baby

soulja boy has written the best songs in history ugh so good