I'm bored, someone tell a joke...please.

erm,
Little Johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a guess Whats Behind My Back game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, 'OK class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY'. Little Johny replies 'I know teacher its an apple', The teacher replies, 'no little Johny, But I like the way you think'. So the teacher goes back to her desk picks up another item. She says, 'OK class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT'. Little Johny replies 'I know teacher,its a banana'. The teacher replies, 'no little Johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think'. At this point little Johny is furious. 'OK teacher, this one's for you', he stuck his hand in his pocket and said 'OK what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD'. The teacher says, 'Little Johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble'. Little Johny replies, 'for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think'.

[QUOTE=*punk_rock_sophie*]erm,
Little Johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a guess Whats Behind My Back game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, 'OK class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY'. Little Johny replies 'I know teacher its an apple', The teacher replies, 'no little Johny, But I like the way you think'. So the teacher goes back to her desk picks up another item. She says, 'OK class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT'. Little Johny replies 'I know teacher,its a banana'. The teacher replies, 'no little Johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think'. At this point little Johny is furious. 'OK teacher, this one's for you', he stuck his hand in his pocket and said 'OK what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD'. The teacher says, 'Little Johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble'. Little Johny replies, 'for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think'.[/QUOTE]


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Veeeeeeeery Nice...:lol:

:lol: back by the way.

:upset: IM SUCH A DA[I]M[/I]N WIMP! :angry:

im sooooo bored! and i wana see luke! grrrrrrr!

I want a custom bass from JP, but don't have the money... Man, it'd be the most pimped bass you'd see anywhere... Lightwaves, LEDs, flush straplocks, the whole kaboodle!

[QUOTE=fatbandit]I want a custom bass from JP, but don't have the money... Man, it'd be the most pimped bass you'd see anywhere... Lightwaves, LEDs, flush straplocks, the whole kaboodle![/QUOTE]

Havent he quited the buisness? go for status graphite..;)

This about the girl again Eddie? I know the feeling...

Im heavily considering buying one from him in july..

I'd trust JP to make me something more like what I want than Status though!

[QUOTE=fatbandit]This about the girl again Eddie? I know the feeling...[/QUOTE]

the worst thing.. im talkin to her on MSN now... and man.. it aint easy..:lol:

I've had so many failed JP ideas it's not even funny...

I plan, one day, getting a fretless from him, but not anytime soon...

[QUOTE=Eddie-the-Trooper]the worst thing.. im talkin to her on MSN now... and man.. it aint easy..:lol:[/QUOTE]

Atleast she doesn't hate you and blocked you...

:upset:

[QUOTE=nisakss]I'm bored, someone tell a joke...please.[/QUOTE]

Normally I would tell a joke too, but mine consist mainly of dead baby jokes. It's, like, the lowest form of humour. :upset: :naughty: :evil:

[QUOTE=Eddie-the-Trooper]the worst thing.. im talkin to her on MSN now... and man.. it aint easy..:lol:[/QUOTE]
At least it isnt in person..thats always worse.

[QUOTE=Radiobass81]Atleast she doesn't hate you and blocked you...

:upset:[/QUOTE]

dude.. if she had done that, i wouldnt have had any intrest in her anymore...

im surprised that she havent though.. i probaly apear like an ***...

i hate pop tarts
did you know dora the explorer doesnt speak any spanish at all?

RAdiobass: Finda new girl to grief over, the one you are going on about is apparently NOT worth your pain man...

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]i hate pop tarts
did you know dora the explorer doesnt speak any spanish at all?[/QUOTE]
:lol: Random.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]i hate pop tarts
did you know dora the explorer doesnt speak any spanish at all?[/QUOTE]

I hate spaniard posers....

Vince Vauhn(SP) is hilarious.
Anyone else seen Be Cool yet? :lol:

Left_Shoe: Is it that hard to tell that she can't speak spanish?

Are Pop Tart commercials made by Hertzfeldt?

Eddie: Meh, you love who you love, not who loves you back...

You know what I really hate? Those blasted FBI commercials on the beggining of old movies...

Questiones:

First, are there still YIM jams? I wanna get in on one.

Second, Eddie: I've been playing through Aces High and Rime of the Ancient Mariner; great workouts! Give me more!

[QUOTE=Digital Man]Normally I would tell a joke too, but mine consist mainly of dead baby jokes. It's, like, the lowest form of humour. :upset: :naughty: :evil:[/QUOTE]

oh please do tell!!! :thumb:

[QUOTE=Foxfire]Questiones:

First, are there still YIM jams? I wanna get in on one.

Second, Eddie: I've been playing through Aces High and Rime of the Ancient Mariner; great workouts! Give me more![/QUOTE]

Phantom Of the opera...

and when you get them right, you can try to follow steve with 2 fingers on the "Live After Death" album :p or, i think there are some he play faster on...

Good evening MX :thumb:

Indeed... Eddie, write her a song! :thumb:

but ****it.. i suck at writing songs...

dora was at drug mart yesterday and i went up to her and i was like "nosotros mierda es caliente" (our **** is hot) and she just stared at me. or it ocudlve been some guy in a costume

Innocent exile, the apparition.

^^ I wouldn't write her a song if you don't know if she likes you.. :thumb:
that always is like.. yeah.. uhm.. bit strange?

:)

[QUOTE=Eddie-the-Trooper]but ****it.. i suck at writing songs...[/QUOTE]
Then steal one...if you have powertabs i have something absolutely beautiful i can send you.

ok... just get it straight, im not writing anyone a song...:lol:

[QUOTE=Eddie-the-Trooper]ok... just get it straight, im not writing anyone a song...:lol:[/QUOTE]

Good boy! :D

Or you must have a relationship with someone or you must know that she also likes you :thumb

Or just make a sucky song she'll laugh at and think you're kinda cute for ;)

realy.. it seems like she kinda ignores me.. its like i can see her face going *sigh* when i post a new message... :lol:

Let me just ssay: this Girl, is NOT a standard "omg THATS CUTE!" girl...

I love my girlfriend.

Okay, YIM jams. If no one starts one in 10 minutes, I'm going to make a thread about it.

My YIM screenname is [email]foxfirebass@prodigy.net[/email]
(I have SBC Yahoo! DSL and I'm stuck with the **** "@prodigy.net" thing)