i wonder what lurkers have to say on the subject

OH WAIT THEY'RE LURKERS AND DON'T SAY SHIT

no such thing as an awesome hj

exactly

we just lurk and laugh at you

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18192808]Tolkien love ITT.

Just reinstalled and patched Guild Wars. Got bored with it in about 20 minutes and uninstalled it again.[/QUOTE]



Listening to the LOTR soundtrack atm lol

HJ is only useful in getting you ready for the BJ.

oh r we talkin abuot stds

hard 2 folow this convo after seeing it 20 times b4 tis like im gettin dizzy

im out bros. gonna go try to sell tickets to my bands headlining show this weekend.
presales suck so bad

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18192808]Tolkien love ITT.

Just reinstalled and patched Guild Wars. Got bored with it in about 20 minutes and uninstalled it again.[/QUOTE]

yeah that game is seriously awful, I tried going back to it 3 or 4 times but I absolutely could not. The PvP is decent but groups/guilds are so elitist it takes forfuckingever to get the proper "cred" to get into one.

lol u guys have not experienced the delicate hands of an azn massaging the phallus

I got one handjob in middle school when some girl was dared to do it

I think that scarred me because I decline to get one whenever there's an opportunity now

my ex was good at bj but sucked at hj so w/e

Good handjobs are god tier.

Standard handjobs are JESUS FUCK WOMAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? tier.

idk pretty sure you can give yourself a better hj than any woman

jerked off sandwich bag thought about huffin it

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18192835]idk pretty sure you can give yourself a better hj than any woman[/QUOTE]

this is false

hands free

welllmostly hed sucking ymu yum yum

[QUOTE=adb;18192804]bro hjs
[/QUOTE]

sounds gay

[QUOTE=adb;18192838]this is false

hands free[/QUOTE]

she's asian

probably used to be a dude js

nope, her first couple were bad but then she got increasingly better doing it until hitting that god tier

the key is to have some sort of lube handy

[QUOTE=adb;18192853]the key is to have some sort of lube handy[/QUOTE]

puns

[QUOTE=adb;18192853]the key is to have some sort of lube handy[/QUOTE]

lube should be her mouth

bj>hj

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18192876]lube should be her mouth

bj>hj[/QUOTE]

basically

id rather wank myself off tbh

new alpinist is out. fuck ya

oh yeaaa

its p good

[QUOTE=adb;18192820]lol u guys have not experienced the delicate hands of an azn massaging the phallus[/QUOTE]

except i have and you're dumb for thinking hjs are better than bjs and actual sex

omg more fascinating discussion

watching king of the hill again out of hate

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18193004]except i have and you're dumb for thinking hjs are better than bjs and actual sex[/QUOTE]

whats "actual sex" ?

p in da v