It's like hot girls all across the nation wake up one April morning and say "Oh hey, it's 70 degrees out, I think I'll dress like a whore"

I'm not complaining, though.

[QUOTE=Cain]The winter espeically sucks if you have a girlfriend, especially one from a hotter climate. My girlfriend gets really lazy about shaving her legs during the winter because all she wears is pants, so she doesn't feel a need to do so. This is bad, because she has really nice legs, but I really don't like them when they're all porcupine-like.[/QUOTE]


Same here, man. I'll go to touch her leg and she's like "I WOULDN'T DO THAT".

[quote=Illmatic]It's like hot girls all across the nation wake up one April morning and say "Oh hey, it's 70 degrees out, I think I'll dress like a whore"

I'm not complaining, though.[/quote]

I love it. This girl that sits in front of me in math was wearing the shortest skirt ever today.

[QUOTE=Cain]The winter espeically sucks if you have a girlfriend, especially one from a hotter climate. My girlfriend gets really lazy about shaving her legs during the winter because all she wears is pants, so she doesn't feel a need to do so. This is bad, because she has really nice legs, but I really don't like them when they're all porcupine-like.[/QUOTE]

Ouch.

[QUOTE=ATM]I love it. This girl that sits in front of me in math was wearing the shortest skirt ever today.[/QUOTE]

Yesterday my girlfriend, who normally doesn't dress like that, was wearing a miniskirt. I love it.

[i]...and I do believe in God cause I keep comin across all these fine
women.[/i]

I like that line from Atmosphere.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Same here, man. I'll go to touch her leg and she's like "I WOULDN'T DO THAT".

[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's exactly the way it happens. :lol:

I love it especially when the more voluptuous girls start dressing less. Big boobs seem to be getting more unpopular with guys, but dammit I love 'em.

Thank god I'm dating a Cali girl, then...

(in response to the shaving legs part)

[QUOTE=Cain]I love it especially when the more voluptuous girls start dressing less. Big boobs seem to be getting more unpopular with guys, but dammit I love 'em.[/QUOTE]

They are becoming unpopular? Not with me :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]They are becoming unpopular? Not with me :lol:[/QUOTE]

Awesome. hehe.

I just know lots of guys who pull the "they're overrated" line. And I'm like "You're nuts." Although I do have a size limit. After a while, you know they're just too big to be reasonable. :)

My gf's aren't that big though. But no matter, I love her anyway. :D

Hopefully this talk doesn't count as "sexual slurs."

Big boobs are only good on the right body type.

My girlfriend's aren't that big, but they're good for her body, knawumsayin?

My girl is short and she has huge boobs. It seriously runs in her family. Both of her sisters and mom all got reductions because their back started to hurt.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Big boobs are only good on the right body type.

My girlfriend's aren't that big, but they're good for her body, knawumsayin?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I do. That's pretty right. Gigantic boobs on a very skinny body look silly, for instance.

Hello, says the resident MX asexual.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]My girl is short and she has huge boobs. It seriously runs in her family. Both of her sisters and mom all got reductions because their back started to hurt.[/QUOTE]

Haha, that stinks for the relatives. You fight to keep them! As long as she doesn't look stumpy, that is.

There's this girl that I did a musical with over the summer, and she had like the best boobs ever. A great great body. Her face is pretty, but not incredibly gorgeous...but a great body. :)

Hey man.

NP: Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, says the resident MX asexual.[/QUOTE]

Shut up you! You are exempted from our entirely superficial sex talk!!

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]
I love it. This girl that sits in front of me in math was wearing the shortest skirt ever today.[/QUOTE]
i love it when that happens

[QUOTE=Cain]Haha, that stinks for the relatives. You fight to keep them! As long as she doesn't look stumpy, that is.

There's this girl that I did a musical with over the summer, and she had like the best boobs ever. A great great body. Her face is pretty, but not incredibly gorgeous...but a great body. :)[/QUOTE]

I already told her not to get reductions :lol:

It must be a Carribean thing.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Hey man.

NP: Frank Zappa - Catholic Girls[/QUOTE]

Holy ****, I saw this girl walking around my school today that looked just like this girl I met three years ago at this writer's conference at Middlebury college...she was a junior then and had blond hair, big boobs, white complexion, and glasses. She was Catholic, and she wanted to get with me. I had no idea what happened to her after I left the conference though. This girl had brown hair, but it was the same haircut and it looked like it might have been dyed. I wonder if it was her.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, says the resident MX asexual.[/QUOTE]

Who comes in right in the middle of talk about sex!

The irony is deafening.

I'm going to her place tonight, and her brother won't be there, so I am bringing 4 condoms. :cool:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm going to her place tonight, and her brother won't be there, so I am bringing 4 condoms. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Four?

Good god, y'all!

You're a machine...

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm going to her place tonight, and her brother won't be there, so I am bringing 4 condoms. :cool:[/QUOTE]
Good job buddy, good job.

I really am, I can hardly keep it soft.

/tmi

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I really am, I can hardly keep it soft.

/tmi[/QUOTE]

You're gonna be shooting blanks, though.

It's all good.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]It's all good.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but if you do it too many times in a row, it doesn't feel as good, speaking from experience.

[QUOTE=Cain]Shut up you! You are exempted from our entirely superficial sex talk!![/QUOTE]

:upset:

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It is fuc[size=2]king beautiful outside again. I want to play frisbee or something, but everyone on my floor is being a jackass[/size] and wants to stay inside :[size=2]pis[/size]sed:

Same here, AH, I want to play soccer or something.