nighty night.

[QUOTE=Bass+Fingers+Amp=Groove]cant go wrong with the SR500[/QUOTE]

agreed

Good morning MX. I'm so exited for today, I get to meet the other bass player for band. I'm nervous because I find female bass player are the hottest. Well good luck to me.

Oh and popinfresh, 4 posts in a row, nice.

good luck. if she is hot then make sure you have private practice sessions frequently :naughty:

Tommorow night heaps of my friends are seeing Muse and I'm not :upset:.

ahh poor gassy. I feel for you man.

Hah, you're missing out. They do an incredible live show.

Are they headlining or is it a festival?

They're headlining.

:(

Ah well, I did see them live at the Big Day Out Festival early in the year. I really wanted to see them close up and in concert though. Next time.

Yeah, they're better when they're on their own. They can't take all the stage show to festivals.

Good morning everyone.

EDIT: Wow 800th post :amaze:

Morning. Why am I up so early? :upset:

Me wonders to. I hate having to wake up early in the morning,"lift my head, I'm still yawning..."

I hate waking up to class.

"but I just put my head down 2 hours ago" :upset:

I'm going to go take a nap, else I'll be grumpy.

Well, I for one am at work and its quiet as heck today, I'm bored... I wish my ZENWorks book I bought off eBay would get here so I could read it.

*sigh*

As it is, I'm cruising eBay for basses. There's a GORGEOUS [url=http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3746325514&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT]Warwick Infinity 5[/url] up that I could never afford but GAWD its pretty.

And I'm finding myself steering toward the Ibanez BTB series. I like the curviness of them! Can't wait to get my hands on one and play it to see if I like how they feel. *wishes the 23rd would get here already- Guitar Center's siren call is sucking me in...*

I love my BTB. Its my baby :)

Out of topic, but I have a joke!!!!!

You know what's the difference between men and women???

Women get old, men mature


ahahahahahaha :lol: ......... :upset:

I suck at jokes, anybody got a good one?

hmm...If we're doing sexist jokes then here's one.

Why do woman have smaller feet than men?

So they can get closer to the cooker.

:upset:

:cool:

A guy walks into a tattoo parlor, determined to show the love of his life how much he adores her. He tells the tattoo artist that he wants her name- "Wendy"- tattooed on his willy. The tattoo artist obliges. The full name only shows when he has an erection; otherwise, his tallywhacker says simply "WY".

Said gentleman goes to a pub and has a few. He finds himself needing to use the facilities, so goes to the men's room to relieve himself. He finds himself standing next to a rather large Jamaican fellow, and notes with some surprise that his hoohah sports a "WY" too.

"Well, say!" the fellow exclaims. "What are the odds of that? You have a girlfriend named "Wendy" too!"

The Jamaican fellow calmly finishes his business and zips up. "No sir. Mine says...


















'Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day.'"

;)

^^^^ :lol:

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.... ;)

how many people here have had to go to school in the past week? ive been out since friday from that hurricane, man that thing was awesome.

Does working at the community college count? :lol:

haha no i dont think so.

Shel very funny :lol:
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch." The other says that he cannot tell. So a woodpecker lands on the small tree. The big tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, gentlemen, is the best piece of ash I have ever had my pecker in!"

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Two old Italian men are standing at a bus stop. The bus pulls up and they get on, talking, and sit next to a young woman. The woman begins eavesdropping on their conversation to hear:

"Well.Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, the come together again. I, pee twice and then I come once more."

The woman is extremely offended and says, "Listen you disgusting beasts, in this country we do not talk about out sex lives in public!"

The man turns round and says "I wasnt... I was just telling him how to spell Mississippi!"

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There was a farmer who was very protective of his daughters. Before every date, he would meet the young man at the porch with his shotgun, and if he didn't measure up, he'd make sure they left. One day all three of his daughters were going out on the same night. The first young man drove up and approached the porch.

"Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to get Flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer liked this guy, and let him leave with his daughter.

Shortly, the next guy drove up and approached the porch. "Hi, my name is Freddy, I'm here to get Betty, we're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" The farmer liked this guy too, and let him leave with his second daughter.

Soon the third guy drove up and approached the porch. "Hi, my name is Chuck …" and the farmer shot him.

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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average ***** and Polish men
have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."

@ Jim... I've had that Italian men-at-the-bus stop one on my site forever, I love it! The version I have is slightly different, but its definitely the same joke!

[url]http://www.shelbels.com/jokes.htm[/url]

(It's a sad, silly, Highlander fandom thing... :lol: )

ooo another SG-1 freak!!! finally someone who I can chat with about J, Dan, Sam and Tealc :)

YES! SG-1 Rules! Although due to scheduling conflicts I seem to have missed the last few eps of last season and a few of the new ones... I'm still not used to "General" O'Neill and "Colonel" Carter. And Teal'c's hair... :lol:

SG-1 is the only show I really watch anymore. All the others have been cancelled or gone away.... :(

Season 8 has not even premiered over here yet! I really want to see the new episodes.

Ooops! I forgot you're in the UK. :( I'm sorry, I hope I didn't spoil anything for you...

*goes and hides*

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]JazzFunk: Hero was incredible. I love Tarantino's work. The Kill Bills are pretty good, too. Definitely check them out.

Risbo: Yeah man, I started a Boondock Saints trend here in Boston. I saw it a while ago (rented it), then I told one friend, and the word just spread like wildfire; it was insane. I swear, about a month later, everyone was saying "WHERE YOU GOIN'?! NOWHERE! ****IN' NOWHERE!!!!!!"

Ah, I'm so proud to be from Boston; I do have a Boston accent, by the way; Pahk the Cahh in the Hahhvahhd Yahhd...:rolleyes: It get so annoying when I go away on vacation, and I say "wicked awesome," or "hahd," or "anotha," and everyone always goes "YOU'RE FROM BOSTON?! SAY PARK THE CAR IN THE HARVARD YARD!!" :evil:

:rolleyes:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

haha im from maine and i have a little maine accent, its very similar to boston (apparently). we say "wicked good" all the time up here :p

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