[QUOTE=Father_Jack]:lol: As in "man, Jack is so fly" or "oshi Jack just swollowed a fly"?

Yeah, Bradford isn't the best place in the world, not bad but not great. Like last night after the world cup game, there was a massive brawl in town outside of Subway. I just hid in the corner.[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]I would have too, my skinny frame can't hande pain. It can dish it out just fine, as long as I run away immedietly afterwards.

I have to go to other places to realise how not-so-s[COLOR="Magenta"]h[/COLOR]ite Stoke is.

/goes back to pink font[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Father_Jack]Was he scared about hidden charges before, but The National Accident Helpline took care of all that?[/QUOTE]
Took the words right out of my mouth.

[COLOR="Magenta"]Do I have a claim with the National Accident Helpline?[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=overturned]Took the words right out of my mouth.[/QUOTE]


Wow, they must be such a nice company :rolleyes:


Nice pink font SBT. Showing your sensitive side?

Hello.

[QUOTE=Father_Jack]Wow, they must be such a nice company :rolleyes:


Nice pink font SBT. Showing your sensitive side?[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Might be. Or, it's just a very old tradition that only I remember.

<_<


Hey Squirrel[/COLOR]

Can't stress how annoyed I am, its been 10 days and still my Smokey And The Bandit DVD hasn't arrived :upset:


Such a great film...

[QUOTE=Squirrel]Hello.[/QUOTE]

:wave:


[QUOTE=SBT]DO I have a claim with the national accidently helpline?[/QUOTE]

That would depend entirely on the circumstances, and if you would be willing to big them up on TV after by acting...poorly.

[QUOTE=overturned]Can't stress how annoyed I am, its been 10 days and still my Smokey And The Bandit DVD hasn't arrived :upset:[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]That's just not fair. It was on tele the other week, best thong all day.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE]That would depend entirely on the circumstances, and if you would be willing to big them up on TV after by acting...poorly. [/QUOTE]
[COLOR="magenta"]What about hooking myself up to a clearly fake lie detector and having some incredibly annoying woman ask the same questions that are on every single advert?[/COLOR]

I like to play the guitar.

[QUOTE=Insomniac20k]I like to play the guitar.[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Serious dude, no spam.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Serious dude, no spam.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I just want to fit in :upset:

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"].[/COLOR]
[COLOR="magenta"]What about hooking myself up to a clearly fake lie detector and having some incredibly annoying woman ask the same questions that are on every single advert?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


Nah mang, thats only Injury Lawyers 4U. They specialise in personal injury claims.

My all-time favourite of those sh[I]i[/I]te adverts is the one with the massive fat guy, can't remeber the company though. He says someything sh[I]i[/I]t at the end like "If you don't make the call, you'll never know."

zomg a guitar community thread.

Hello.

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="gary coleman"]That's just not fair. It was on tele the other week, best thong all day.[/COLOR]
[/QUOTE]
You knows it. Might have to get medievil...

[QUOTE=Father_Jack]Nah mang, thats only Injury Lawyers 4U. They specialise in personal injury claims.

My all-time favourite of those ****e adverts is the one with the massive fat guy, can't remeber the company though. He says someything **** at the end like "If you don't make the call, you'll never know."[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Really fat cheeks? Shakes his head up and down ever so slightly when he talks?

Insomniak: Cool people don't spam.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE]You knows it. Might have to get medievil...[/QUOTE]
eh?

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Really fat cheeks? Shakes his head up and down ever so slightly when he talks?

Insomniak: Cool people don't spam.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Give a d[SIZE="2"]am[/SIZE]n! Don't spam!

[QUOTE=Triangle]zomg a guitar community thread.

Hello.[/QUOTE]


:wave:


Hmmm more Brits in here, silly Yanks can gtfo. :p

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Really fat cheeks? Shakes his head up and down ever so slightly when he talks?
[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Yeah, has a massive turkey-like neck. :lol:

[QUOTE=Father_Jack]:wave:


Hmmm more Brits in here, silly Yanks can gtfo. :p[/QUOTE]
Too right. ;)

[QUOTE=Father_Jack]
My all-time favourite of those sh[I]i[/I]te adverts is the one with the massive fat guy, can't remeber the company though. He says someything sh[I]i[/I]t at the end like "If you don't make the call, you'll never know."[/QUOTE]
That guy is a total legend. He's like a British Perry Mason, but in walrus form.

[QUOTE=Insomniac20k]Give a d[SIZE="2"]am[/SIZE]n! Don't spam![/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Correct!

Jack: Brits ftwamiriteofcourseiam

So, help me decide what to have for breakfast.

Also: NO DOUBLE POSTING![/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Correct!

Jack: Brits ftwamiriteofcourseiam

So, help me decide what to have for breakfast.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


Full English......unosit.


EDIT: Sorry I'm just being lazy and not editing.

I'm Jack too.

Have a toastie, cheese+ham. I had one this morning.. Mmm.

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Bill Cosby"]
So, help me decide what to have for breakfast.
[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Toast, lots of toast.

[QUOTE=Triangle]I'm Jack too.

Have a toastie, cheese+ham. I had one this morning.. Mmm.[/QUOTE]


Yeah but are you a member of the Catholic Church?

No, me niether.


I stick by my suggestion of full english.

[QUOTE=Triangle]I'm Jack too.

Have a toastie, cheese+ham. I had one this morning.. Mmm.[/QUOTE]
[COLOR="Magenta"]Can you make them without a toastie machine?

And a full english is far too much work.

I have: Corn flake
wheatabix
eggs
cheese
beef
butter
bread
tomatoes
and of course potatoes


OT, why are you making my posts the colour of lesser known yet comically reference celebrities?[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Can you make them without a toastie machine?

And a full english is far too much work.

I have: Corn flake
wheatabix
eggs
cheese
beef
butter
bread
tomatoes
and of course potatoes[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Hmm I don't know. :-/

Hmm from that list, go for 3 Weetabix with lots of sugar. That's my usual.

[QUOTE=Sad But True][COLOR="Magenta"]Can you make them without a toastie machine?

And a full english is far too much work.

I have: Corn flake
wheatabix
eggs
cheese
beef
butter
bread
tomatoes
and of course potatoes[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Corn flakes and a cheese toastie, and yes you can, do it under the grill of the oven.

Mix Corn Flakes with the wheatabix. Cover with sugar.
Scramble eggs and toast bread.
Butter bread and place egg on top.
Garnish with tomatoes and cheese.