seriously

[QUOTE=Scatologist;18191394]17 fucking times

did you hear that mappy

so SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH[/QUOTE]

ohhhh fuck

mappy just got FUCKING OWNED

how does that blo sandwich taste

BACON, LETTUCE AND OWWWWNNNNEEEEEED

tacos. brent only eats tacos.

he's vegan dumass

he can just take out the bacon and let the fresh crispy lettuce compliment the tangyness of getting OWWNNNEEEEED

ew bacon

how to make bacon faggy:

[img]http://www.lightlife.com/images/product_images/breakfast/smartbacon_detail.jpg[/img]

gross

i'm crackin eggs of wisdom

an omelet of truth

bacon [I]style[/I] strips

hows ur essay comin along ron

u talk about how u wanna be a fireman yet?

u wanna be a hero?

Eggs Benagettingfacts

you made me a fucking

hero

[quote=adb;18191450]hows ur essay comin along ron

u talk about how u wanna be a fireman yet?

u wanna be a hero?[/quote]
talking about my masters program

u kno something you'll never do

just had some hashbrowns yummy

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18191454]talking about my masters program

u kno something you'll never do[/QUOTE]
u nevr kno i mean he did get laid

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18191454]talking about my masters program

u kno something you'll never do[/QUOTE]

won't have kids so I won't need to waste my time and energy for brats who won't appreciate what I do for them

[I]anyway[/I]

wait what

you wont get a masters because you think kids wont appreciate you having a masters
or you will because you wont have kids to preoccupy yrself with

can't tell if you're being serious or just retarded

getting a masters = getting better job

better job = more money

more money that i don't need if I don't have kids

think about it this way

my mom and her brother have the same degree

are both teachers

he has one kid and lives w/ his gf about 5 miles away from the beach in a private community. Has money in da bank

my mom married my dad, had 3 kids, are in debt

has nothing to do with potentially getting a better job because you know having a better job might be better

i cant believe you're this fucking retarded

[i]im not going to bother making more money because i wont ever need it[/i]

[QUOTE=adb;18191480]think about it this way

my mom and her brother have the same degree

are both teachers

he has one kid and lives w/ his gf about 5 miles away from the beach in a private community. Has money in da bank

my mom married my dad, had 3 kids, are in debt[/QUOTE]

page turn

[QUOTE]has nothing to do with potentially getting a better job because you know having a better job might be better[/QUOTE]

"might be"

why would you not want a Brent Jr.

I want a kid some day it's not an immediate requirement though

aspirations are for people who don't have everything they need at their pc chair

fags

Brent Jr. = my brother

I'm not going to be responsible for bringing someone more messed up than me into the world tyvm

that being said I'm seriously considering offing myself tonight, I can't find any methods that sound like they wouldn't be overly unpleasant though. I kind of just want to od but I don't know where I'd get my hands on anything that would do it.