[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481074]peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"[/QUOTE]

[I]hello new facebook status[/I]

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481074]peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"[/QUOTE]

Those poor trees :(

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18481069]always have to piss in front of this asian guy for drug tests[/QUOTE]

he gets off on it at night when he's alone with candles and barry white you know it alex you knowww

shortz wishes she wuz a tree right now

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18481066]pissing off a hill with a strong wind behind you is so empowering

hands at your hips, head thrown back. your boner a shining, spurting beacon of virility[/QUOTE]

how are you pissing with a boner

u wish u wuz a coot gurl

like shortz n shi fondle ur nips be all hard on the inside n shi

[QUOTE=rasputin;18481085]how are you pissing with a boner[/QUOTE]

idk just kinda sprayin it

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tYtDxphi1c[/url]

i fucking hate the word boner hard on is so much more acceptable

oh ok

always found it a little funny that pissing whne you have a boner ejaculates the piss out instead of a steady stream

[QUOTE=illmitch;18481090][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tYtDxphi1c[/url][/QUOTE]

loooooooooooooooooooool

stealing that one

boner piss is like stuttering sprinkler on lawn

first u need to plant the seed dummy

haven't boner pissed in a long time

pissing can wait

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481083]shortz wishes she wuz a tree right now[/QUOTE]

You can be my R Kelly baby <3333

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18481086]u wish u wuz a coot gurl

like shortz n shi fondle ur nips be all hard on the inside n shi[/QUOTE]

lolwut

u no u want him to be u.

fuckin pervert

who the shit u think u r? emily?

i hate when people get off slsk when you're in the midst of a d'l fuck life imma cry

urgh bitchfork

brk

[QUOTE=Bitchfork;18481108]u no u want him to be u.

fuckin pervert

who the shit u think u r? emily?[/QUOTE]

uhhh I'm confused. You realize I'm a girl right?

[I]so confused...[/I]

i do u want him to be u and touch vaginsaz

shut up bitchfork youre on bulldog level right now

lol you're a weird child bitchfork

[QUOTE=illmitch;18481123]shut up bitchfork youre on bulldog level right now[/QUOTE]

o shit

fakENiger fakEGirl

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481127]fakENiger fakEGirl[/QUOTE]

but..but... I'm a real girl, [I]I can prove it[/I]

only time i boner piss is when i wake up having to boner piss otherwise f that

okay but u gotta show us ur boobs and nipplez, sorry

um i dont think so buddy

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18481131]okay but u gotta show us ur boobs and nipplez, sorry[/QUOTE]

[I]you gotta take me out to dinner first, and none of that McDonalds/KFC/Popeyes shit either![/I]