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shortz 04-13-2011 09:03 PM

Realizing Futurama's good/funny I'd assume

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:04 PM

but im watching the show right now

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:06 PM

:confused:

shortz 04-13-2011 09:07 PM

Don't ask me dawg, I dunno, I'm just assumin'

rasputin 04-13-2011 09:10 PM

hey brent the aztecs were eating burritos but you're only just enjoying them now, a little late don't you think

Deth 04-13-2011 09:11 PM

ugh new primordial track is amazing

(*The Noonward Race*) 04-13-2011 09:12 PM

conans fucking funny i want to learn to cook

illmitch 04-13-2011 09:13 PM

just woke up from a nap

man that probably wasnt a good idea

Jackie Gleason 04-13-2011 09:28 PM

watchin piss vids wonder if these guys hold it all day

Bitchfork 04-13-2011 09:28 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18480910]You're not funny. Thought I'd mention this again.[/QUOTE]

Trying to explain to Brent that he's not funny is like trying to convince the flat-earth society that Copernicus wasn't actually concocting conspiracy theories. It's just not going to do anything other than compel him to post about how 'hard he's trolling you' with some nonsensically unfunny meme.

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:29 PM

yellaface is funny the noise it makes when he pees in her vagina sounds just like peeing in a toilet

Dick 04-13-2011 09:29 PM

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481042]watchin piss vids wonder if these guys hold it all day[/QUOTE]


think they drink alot of water before, thats why its clear piss

Bitchfork 04-13-2011 09:29 PM

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18481042]watchin piss vids wonder if these guys hold it all day[/QUOTE]

u shood no u pis on vid 2

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:29 PM

its all cgi

Jackie Gleason 04-13-2011 09:30 PM

yeah i assumed they drink tunz of watr but idk ive seen ones where they go like 30-60 seconds without even takin a break just str8 pissin

Jackie Gleason 04-13-2011 09:31 PM

tryin 2 piss w/ a bonr is the worst

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:32 PM

depends

xMalcolmXx 04-13-2011 09:33 PM

should make a rvivr cover band called bonr

Bitchfork 04-13-2011 09:34 PM

ive done the 30 second piss before when i was out at a marching band thing and for nine hours there's no bathroom but 60 secs hell naw

(*The Noonward Race*) 04-13-2011 09:34 PM

depends if you have a ceiling urinal or a wall urinal in your house

Bitchfork 04-13-2011 09:35 PM

if you bend over forward on the toilet it's not that bad. or just step in the shower.

Drugstep 04-13-2011 09:36 PM

pissing for like a minute isnt that rare of an occurence

particularly drunk

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:36 PM

well im sayin like it depends if ur just walking around naked outside or w/e or already in the bathtub

Bitchfork 04-13-2011 09:38 PM

butt nekked outside piss

(*The Noonward Race*) 04-13-2011 09:39 PM

what if dog the bounty hunter is chasing you

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:39 PM

pissing off a hill with a strong wind behind you is so empowering

hands at your hips, head thrown back. your boner a shining, spurting beacon of virility

Drugstep 04-13-2011 09:40 PM

always have to piss in front of this asian guy for drug tests

NEEDTOPOST 04-13-2011 09:40 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18481065]what if dog the bounty hunter is chasing you[/QUOTE]

then u have to drink it for survival

Jackie Gleason 04-13-2011 09:43 PM

peeing on trees isvery good feeling "take that rtees bitch"

blockhead 04-13-2011 09:43 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18480902]he's not even fat dude, you're like blind, or extremely insecure and possessed of some uncontrollable urge to call anybody who isn't malnourished fat.

probably both

edit: or are you TROLLING HARD?[/QUOTE]

brent thinks i'm fat too


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