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yeah. i lied to my dad and said my window was open because i was throwing up out the window because i didnt want to go to the bathroom (true, but not the reason) and hes like "YOURE A ****ING LIAR I COULD SMELL IT DOWN THE HALL"

nothing like lying to someone about how you caught them and then forcing your way into their room and flipping out on them.

nothing like saying the hallway smelled when the smoke in inhaled was blown out a window and directly carried away from the house by the wind....

never seen my dad cry ever

I've never had a physical confrontation either because he could probly kill me

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17056036]me and my dad have physical fights. like one day i told him i went to work when i really got plowed in the woods and when he saw me the next day he like tackled me onto the chair and was like LIAR LIAR[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]my dad hates when i lie though. the only time ive seen him cry was when i lied to him about something

sucked tbh[/QUOTE]

he sounds gay

my dad weighs like 250 so i mean when he gets me down on the ground and starts whaling on me i tap pretty quick

sup doods

this just in austins dad is chris benoit

the one time my dad hit me so i punched him in the face, and then he never laid a finger on me again.

until then though i'd basically cower under him and cry histerically because up until i started smoking pot, that **** always happened... like the one time he beat the **** out of me with my own shoe for crying too loudly when i found out a girl id been dating for six months was cheating on me.

my dad clotheslined me today during basketball

i fukked him in ***

you dad sounds like he was the homophobic dad in american beauty

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17056071]you dad sounds like he was the homophobic dad in american beauty[/QUOTE]

never seen the movie

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17056069]my dad clotheslined me today during basketball

i fukked him in ***[/QUOTE]

pretty tight

you never saw american beauty? thats blasphemy

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17056075]never seen the movie

[/QUOTE]
what the hell you elf

name a movie I bet I haven't seen it

only time I watch them is at work on HBO, we're watching shitty *** Hitman right now

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17056081]what the hell you elf[/QUOTE]

wot?

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17056065]this just in austins dad is chris benoit[/QUOTE]

i lol'd

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17056088]wot?[/QUOTE]

he meant to say emo riddick

i luv bi emo bois

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17056088]wot?[/QUOTE]

oh god i thought you were adb for a second nevermind

still, see that classic movie

he hits u cuz u like shitty music mappy u think the best morbid angel album is boring how gay are u really

wait u like orchid dont answer that your gay makes the gaydar detectors go off cuz ur taste in music sucks

blasphemy josh haha

[SIZE="7"]NAME A GOD DAMN MOVIE[/SIZE]
z

peewees big adventure

cheech & chong get out of my room

robocop

planes, trains & automobiles

tronn's favorite movie list?

haven't seen any of'em

mayb

Man my dad gets angry but your guy's dads sound way quicker to anger.

i haven't heard from my dad or seen him in a month, he could be dead for all i know

Why haven't you?

deaf, clearly