[QUOTE=SkaBandit]That wouldn't stop me from asking her to help me out.[/QUOTE]
How would you feel after you realized your mom just went down on you and swallowed your load?

[QUOTE=J_McMeaty]How would you feel after you realized your mom just went down on you and swallowed your load?[/QUOTE]

Now that is f'ucked up. :(

You guys are weird.

[QUOTE=J_McMeaty]How would you feel after you realized your mom just went down on you and swallowed your load?[/QUOTE]
Fine, because everyone knows real girls don't swallow.

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]Fine, because everyone knows real girls don't swallow.[/QUOTE]


So you would feel better knowing your mom was a guy?

[QUOTE=chairman_of_the_board]So you would feel better knowing your mom was a guy?[/QUOTE]
If she was a guy, she couldn't be my mom.

[QUOTE=J_McMeaty]How would you feel after you realized your mom just went down on you and swallowed your load?[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't give a s[SIZE=2]hi[/SIZE]t. I'd be like "Boo yah I just got a blow job from Jessica Alba!"

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]If she was a guy, she couldn't be my mom.[/QUOTE]

Surgery.

I just realized there's a bunch of kids hardcore dancing in AFI's the Leaving Song Pt. II video.

Name one guy who would turn down a blow job from...

[url]http://www.thehotspot.us/picz/celebritypics/jessicaalba06.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]Name one guy who would turn down a blow job from...

[url]http://www.thehotspot.us/picz/celebritypics/jessicaalba06.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
[url]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e3/e0/1570719675-books-resized200.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser][url]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e3/e0/1570719675-books-resized200.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

:lol:

But seriously, I doubt those guys would say no.

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser][url]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e3/e0/1570719675-books-resized200.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Holy s'hit that was funny.


Yeah, I love that part when everyone X's up in the AFI video.

On the Sing the Sorrow cd, isn't leaving song 2 before 1?

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser][url]http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/e3/e0/1570719675-books-resized200.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Where did that picture of me and Sid come from?!

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Where did that picture of me and Sid come from?![/QUOTE]

Pfft you wish, that's me and...

/doesnt have anyone to be gay with

'sup girls? hows things in countries that arent australia?....
yeh, jessica alba is hot, sin city was a dissappointing movie, i thought it was going to be better than it was :upset:

What the f[B][I][/I][/B]uck?

[QUOTE=RCVA]What the f[B][I][/I][/B]uck?[/QUOTE]
i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?

[QUOTE=time bomb]i know you are, i said you are, but what am i?[/QUOTE]

I hope you're not trying to be funny, because if you were, you failed miserably.

Yup.

This morning, PMK taught me how to eat a lightbulb. :cool:

Jesssssssssssssiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 :angry:

[QUOTE=lynch_me]Jesssssssssssssiiiiiiicaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 :angry:[/QUOTE]
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!?!??!?!?!!

Yess my expresso is done.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]Yess my expresso is done.[/QUOTE]
Lynch is being mean to me! Make him stop!!! :angry: Gggrrrrrrrrrr.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]Yess my expresso is done.[/QUOTE]
Do you drink expresso while lightly playing your bass to some jazz music?

S T O P LYNCH_ME! :angry: :mad: :mad: :smash: :smash: :angry:

[QUOTE=.Jessica.]Lynch is being mean to me! Make him stop!!! :angry: Gggrrrrrrrrrr.[/QUOTE]
That is an unvalid point.

[QUOTE=lynch_me]That is an unvalid point.[/QUOTE]
You're an unvalid point!