[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18479824]pretending to be a bass player

sinking to new[B] lows[/B][/QUOTE]

who got it

:lol:

lol

[QUOTE=P13;18479834]my cousin basically followed this girl he saw in his car and got out and said that he'd really liek to get to know her and yeah they've been dating for like 2 years[/QUOTE]

i guess girls like it when you do abrasive shit like that because it's smooth like how people do it in movies

late but I'm watchin norm mcdonald sport show

Man my change jar is over flowing. Need to roll that shiiiii

on time i was on a bus and told this girl to sit closer to me so we started making out and she sucked my dick and i fingered her

[img]http://bitchingaboutautisminjersey.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/school-bus-3.jpg[/img]

if i ever went up to a girl and initiated conversation uh

Nostalgia time.

i remember one time i saw a girl in a slayer jacket and I was like haha slayer yeah rock on and she let me fuck

okay now jaundice is just taking song titles and adding a few words to them as posts

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18479868]if i ever went up to a girl and initiated conversation uh[/QUOTE]
used to do that all the time but now i make beats in the nighttime and shit

i think their eyes would probably go really wide as they slowly back away or theyd vomit all over me or call the police

yeah everything i post is from a pig destroyer song

[QUOTE]i think their eyes would probably go really wide as they slowly back away or theyd vomit all over me or call the police[/QUOTE]nah theyll go along with it for a couple of minutes and say they have to leave, trust me

or otherwise politely deflect any attempt at conversation until they decide to leave or change seats

watching the tudors with some of my bros i have no idea what the hell is going on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6_XBEv1Tw

[QUOTE=illmitch;18479891]watching the tudors with some of my bros i have no idea what the hell is going on[/QUOTE]

was thinking about that show earlier

its based on a true story

Mitch


This Sunday


GAME OF THRONES.

my body is so ready

when is it on? i might have to go home to watch it

jerking off someone youve never met while they're asleep is actually legitimately psychopathic

me and my buddy got baked and made a chair out of swords and sharp things

it wasnt as cool as we thought it would be

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18479907]jerking off someone youve never met while they're asleep is actually legitimately psychopathic[/QUOTE]

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sup jawsh




[QUOTE=illmitch;18479905]my body is so ready

when is it on? i might have to go home to watch it[/QUOTE]

Not sure. I'm going to say around 9 or 10?


Yeah I have to go over to my buddy's house to watch it.

http://tinychat.com/stateofthemxforums

just found out we get hbo at the house fuck yeah

yeah winter is def coming this Sunday because I'll have some [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ice cold[/COLOR][/B] beers while watching it

[QUOTE=Route1;18479924]yeah winter is def coming this Sunday because I'll have some [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ice cold[/COLOR][/B] beers while watching it[/QUOTE]
what are you a partyy anminal?!

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18479928]what are you a partyy anminal?![/QUOTE]

yo maybe I am


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