i ate dank eggz

I have elite headiez.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17052799]needs more breakdowns less emo ****[/QUOTE]

emo? thats 100% pure death metal man

[QUOTE=Reddannihilation;17052841]Are you some kind of supervillain? The Diddler perhaps?[/QUOTE]

a vampire

stc, you're a pretty well thought out troll.

i would have sex with vampires

yo map whats good homie

got my laptop connected to the internet.

its so sad that this thing is this much faster than my family's computer, and runs games better.

also, jake said his bandmates were excited with what they heard of my vocals. wee!

bree!

on a related note, tits

cheese and women

cheesy women

This is cool. The surgeon who did my brother's vasectomy a few months ago messed up on the procedure and my brother is now having to get his testicle removed. It's been the size of a golf ball ever since he got the operation done I guess and it's now forming a blood clot. So I guess a lawyer recommended suing for malpractice and apparently he could have a really good case.

at least he'll have the other one, and maybe some fat stacks

umm i would sue so ****ing badly if i had to get my testicle removed...

edit: will he put a fake one in there?

He's told me his nut is ****ing huge, but I haven't physically seen it yet, hah. He said he can't even jack off anymore and that his sex life is pretty non-existent because of the pain.

But if he gets out with a couple hundred thousand that'd be pretty awesome.

oh yay another malpractice suit

I think you'd be singing a different tune if your nut was being removed. It's a pretty permanent pain.

im pretty much against most malpractice suits, but if it was just a simple vasectomy and the guy has to get his ball removed

thats a little different

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17053621]This is cool. The surgeon who did my brother's vasectomy a few months ago messed up on the procedure and my brother is now having to get his testicle removed. It's been the size of a golf ball ever since he got the operation done I guess and it's now forming a blood clot. So I guess a lawyer recommended suing for malpractice and apparently he could have a really good case.[/QUOTE]

sue his ***. get something cool in place of the nut, like a change pouch or something

[QUOTE=McP3000;17053637]im pretty much against most malpractice suits, but if it was just a simple vasectomy and the guy has to get his ball removed

thats a little different[/QUOTE]
i'll grant that without knowing the specifics of the issue at hand it's hard to judge, but in general doctors get blamed too often for things that are not their fault.

Doctors have lots of insurance as a general rule so he wont have to pay out anything

Exactly. He won't pay anything, the hospital's insurance will.

And this is a standard surgery. I can't remember my brother ever having testicular troubles, so the only thing that could explain it is coincidence that his nut swells up the same day he has a vasectomy.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17053648]Doctors have lots of insurance as a general rule so he wont have to pay out anything[/QUOTE]
doctors have insurance out the *** yes but they pay huge premiums to have that insurance

several of my friends' parents are doctors so admittedly I have a skewed view of it, but from what I gather doctors don't make nearly as much as they're perceived to with the insurance premiums they end up paying.

yeah both my parents are doctors so i know what im on about here. They pay about 70k a year in insurance but a fair chunk of it is tax deductable cause its a necessity in the workplace or something. But yeah i wouldnt worry about the doctor loosing out too much. his insurance might go up a couple grand a year but it wont bother him too much.

The doctor punctured a hole in his vas deferens. I don't buy that it's just a quirk of fate and not the surgeon's fault.

^I'm not a doctor so I prefer to reserve judgement for those who are.

Before ever suing for malpractice, I'd ask one of my doctor friends if the doctor actually screwed up because I don't trust lawyers about that.[QUOTE=big80smullet;17053665]yeah both my parents are doctors so i know what im on about here. They pay about 70k a year in insurance but a fair chunk of it is tax deductable cause its a necessity in the workplace or something. But yeah i wouldnt worry about the doctor loosing out too much. his insurance might go up a couple grand a year but it wont bother him too much.[/QUOTE]
70k a year in insurance is more than what 50% of 2 income families make in the US.

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Before ever suing for malpractice, I'd ask one of my doctor friends if the doctor actually screwed up because I don't trust lawyers about that.
70k a year in insurance is more than what 50% of 2 income families make in the US.[/QUOTE]

thats for both of them. My mums an ER doctor as well so hers are a bit higher.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17053674]70k a year in insurance is more than what 50% of 2 income families make in the US.[/QUOTE]

Those 50% aren't doctors. Espically surgeons...

yeah my old mans a Cancer specialist and my mums in the ER

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17053630]his sex life is pretty non-existent [/QUOTE]

join the ****ing club

so i logged in on myspace and in the "people you might know" i saw one "christian baer" and then clicked "view more" impulsively before adding that. :[

damn you penis and looking for this amazing bittie that i want to tap. :[