why? is awesome it's pretty much just one dude

dam elim's grouchy 2day

if you grew up with white boys
who only look at black and puerto rican porno
cause they want something that their dad don't got
then you know where you're at

mortaring your earholes shut in a rush with wet coke
in a starbucks bathroom with the door closed
on booze, i'm left in residue and confused
like the first time you used soft water
down on my luck, caught unaware
like houdini when the last fist struck

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

sucking dick for drink tickets
at the free bar at my cousin's bat mitzvah
cutting the punch line and it ain't no joke
devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
picking fights on dyke night
with shirlies and lokes and snatching purses

doing out on karaoke and forgetting all the verses
blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
playing lead lay in a bad way on broadway
sending sexy smses to my exes new man cause i can
on the road trying to break an old van
eating pussy for new fangs, i am what the hell
using purell till my hands bleed and swell
missing mail at a motel 6, i'm unwell

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

it feels exciting touching your handwriting
getting horny by reading it and repeating poor me
intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
at the r. crohn's exhibit, i wonder who's sicker

jerking off in an art museum john till my dick hurts
the kind of shit i won't admit to my head shrinker
not even in a whisper to my own little sister
i just act like a dick and talk shit when i'm with her

aught six i'll say the friday before easter
was not what i cried to myself in the pisser
and with you in the front row at the silver jews show
and you act like you didn't notice, my fear of the bear
at showbiz pizza when i saw six was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this

if i'm sinking and something sunken in, i am

at jacob han's on tour i wake up
hung over on a hardwood floor
from a dream about how your dress
hangs off of your little breasts
i'd rather be dead than call this song
how i lost your respect but god bless or get neglected
and i'll see you when the sun sets east, don't forget me

i am def gonna read that

my friends faggot roommates listen to that song all the time. if i had a choice they both wouldve been hit by cars or left the state for some reason which ironically they did both end up leaving the state for some reason so i guess i dont have much to complain about

lol

nothing personal against you GottaPost, i just really hated those kids

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18562374]if you grew up with white boys
who only look at black and puerto rican porno
cause they want something that their dad don't got
then you know where you're at

mortaring your earholes shut in a rush with wet coke
in a starbucks bathroom with the door closed
on booze, i'm left in residue and confused
like the first time you used soft water
down on my luck, caught unaware
like houdini when the last fist struck

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

sucking dick for drink tickets
at the free bar at my cousin's bat mitzvah
cutting the punch line and it ain't no joke
devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke
picking fights on dyke night
with shirlies and lokes and snatching purses

doing out on karaoke and forgetting all the verses
blowing kisses to disinterested bitches
playing lead lay in a bad way on broadway
sending sexy smses to my exes new man cause i can
on the road trying to break an old van
eating pussy for new fangs, i am what the hell
using purell till my hands bleed and swell
missing mail at a motel 6, i'm unwell

if i'm sinking and laughing at something sunken in, i am

it feels exciting touching your handwriting
getting horny by reading it and repeating poor me
intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker
at the r. crohn's exhibit, i wonder who's sicker

jerking off in an art museum john till my dick hurts
the kind of shit i won't admit to my head shrinker
not even in a whisper to my own little sister
i just act like a dick and talk shit when i'm with her

aught six i'll say the friday before easter
was not what i cried to myself in the pisser
and with you in the front row at the silver jews show
and you act like you didn't notice, my fear of the bear
at showbiz pizza when i saw six was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this

if i'm sinking and something sunken in, i am

at jacob han's on tour i wake up
hung over on a hardwood floor
from a dream about how your dress
hangs off of your little breasts
i'd rather be dead than call this song
how i lost your respect but god bless or get neglected
and i'll see you when the sun sets east, don't forget me[/QUOTE]

yea, no

IM BY MYSELF EATIN FAST FOOD ON THANKSGIVING - LIL B bASEDGOD #BASED #SWAG

Have no beer. Wonder whether I'll get any sleep tonight.

judge: Tell me Ms. Replay where did Mr. Arrow click you?

Replay Button: Here (gestures entire body) *cries*

Judge: And how many times did you say he clicked you?

Replay Button: OVER 9,000!!! times your honor...

judge: And what do you have to say Mr. Arrow

Arrow: Dude, I told you already I only clicked on her maybe 10 times.

judge: Mr. Arrow you're going to internet prison for an entire year.

Arrow: Damit, how am I supposed to do my job now?

Me: Where the fuck is my arrow!?!

what did we do to deserve this

lol its a youtube comment

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l85JNOGorwc[/url]

guise im board

watch this music video

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA40rwAdoCg[/url]

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18562422]guise im board[/QUOTE]
ya me too

if we both lived in the same place we wouldn't have this problem

fuck

i pretty much just watch trailer park boys until the sun goes down and then i go and get drunk. summer sucks

man went to hooters for only the second time ever place is absurd lol

soda is awful

I only drink root beer or ginger ale if I do drink soda

[QUOTE=doubtfully then;18562433]soda is awful[/QUOTE]

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root beer has an actual taste other than syrup

plus it fills u up so u dont drink a lot

nick have you ever had ginger beer


shit is gud 2 the max

no shut up

going to marathon some GILMORE GIRLS tonight

nick you fu***** piece of sh**

[QUOTE=doubtfully then;18562452]going to marathon some GILMORE GIRLS tonight[/QUOTE]

going to marathon ur mom tonight o fuck owned bitch suck it

watched the episode of the simpsons where they go to flanders beach house gets me a lil teary eyed every time

gonna go hang out with the gf. peace out guys. all u murricans have a happy 4th

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A5aAV.jpg[/IMG]

"somebodies traveling a little light"
"maybe you're just getting stronger"
"well, i have been eating more"

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underr8ed episode

you got the dud! hey, he looks just like you poindexter!

like u no w/e

i want a gun to shoot on holidays

I should probably not have a gun.

why not guns are great