He guilted you into getting back together with him?

He's genius.

Nah, he didn't guilt me into it. There was lots of other stuff and a buttload of feelings and whatnot that also played a part in it, but that whole snare thing sealed the deal.
It just made me think holy crap, I can't believe he did that to see me.

I'm contimplating if I would do that to see a girl.
Surely there must be an alternative.

yay I just finished all the guitar tracks for my bands second song. :cool:

Nice Futuro.

The same chick who said she didn't fancy chest hair, also prefers circumcized dicks.
GOD ****ING DAMN.
I'm so ****ed.

she's a picky one ain't she?

OBVIOUSLY!
Damnit.

Me and my goofy arab traights.
Sometimes I wish I was a conservative white guy, who was christian, and perfectly normal by society's standards.

But no0o0o.
I MUST express my individuallity.

God hates me.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime;14233828]Nice Futuro.

The same chick who said she didn't fancy chest hair, also prefers circumcized dicks.
GOD ****ING DAMN.
I'm so ****ed.[/QUOTE]

shave it off
..

..

... wait for the punchline























Then cut off your chest hair.

[SIZE="7"]Hahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaha[/SIZE]

haha.
I was like shave it off?
and cut off my chest hair?
because my process of elimination that means shave my dick off.

But than I got it, you're a clever one, you deserve some rep.

[QUOTE=Futuro;14233822]yay I just finished all the guitar tracks for my bands second song. :cool:[/QUOTE]

Cool, man!

Do you have any audio?


Gary :thumb:

[QUOTE=Gary Lover;14233901]Cool, man!

Do you have any audio?


Gary :thumb:[/QUOTE]

ill try to get a decent sounding mix tonight and ill post it up lateeeerrrr

20 dollars is too much to pay a chick to suck my dick.
I can use my hand for free, plus I burn calories.

Saw that, huh. I totally forgot that was last pages' discussion.

Oh well.

But I'm not saying YOU pay, I'm saying other guys pay YOU.

It's your alternative.

other guys pay me to get my dick sucked by a chick?
That's not bad either.

Dammit, The Science Of Sleep.

I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

I saw The Science of Sleep tonight for the second time 8.0/10

It lacked story and depth but Michel Gondry somewhat made up for it with the amazing imagery

[QUOTE=poopoogaypoon;14234019]I saw The Science of Sleep tonight for the second time 8.0/10

It lacked story and depth but Michel Gondry somewhat made up for it with the amazing imagery[/QUOTE]

I watched it the second time tonight.

Psh.

It had the depth.

The guy is freaking insane.

But he's so loveable.

It's like.

You want her to fall for him. But she has every reason not to.

And his mind is the only safe place he really has.

He's so awkward. Every language he speaks he sucks at.

:(

[QUOTE=PsychoTronn;14233631]ill give u a guitar for them[/QUOTE]
I doubt you're a lefty. :(

For the past month or two, I've been obsessed with Andy Kaufman. What a genius.

I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends mum. I'm gonna find out how this eBay business stuff works, and i'm gonna try and pull in a full time salary. I'm not gonna go into debt for stock. I'm gonna earn my capitol so my business gradually grows. I'm much quicker than my girlfriend's parents. I can list items twice as fast, and for longer periods of time as if i'm listening to good music, I work like a zombie. I'll go non-stop. I'm aiming to pull in £5k a month, which is £60k a year. If it's not too hard to achieve this, i'll go bigger. I don't know how taxes work, but I won't have to worry too much about living expenses as I still live in my mum's apartment.
I'm gonna try and get a headstart on my finances, even if it kills me.

itt bb makes plans....

im rather ****ed... drank a 70cl bottle of vodka last night, and had a few tokes on a bong...

woke up in this girl i kinda likes bed... nothing happened tho:(

It's 4:46 am and I'm still wide awake. And reading up on insomnia. I keep going to bed later and later, and getting worse and worse sleeps.

My mom just came downstairs. She has to leave for work in 10 minutes. I can't figure out if that's funny or not.

[quote=_Wrathchild_;14233791]Nah, he didn't guilt me into it. There was lots of other stuff and a buttload of feelings and whatnot that also played a part in it, but that whole snare thing sealed the deal.
It just made me think holy crap, I can't believe he did that to see me.[/quote]


tsk tsk...but hey...if its what you want.

[quote=We_Love_Lime;14233813]I'm contimplating if I would do that to see a girl.
Surely there must be an alternative.[/quote]

Sell your virginity if you already haven't. Or sell your best friend/family member/pet on ebay.

[quote=British Boy;14234381]I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends mum. I'm gonna find out how this eBay business stuff works, and i'm gonna try and pull in a full time salary. I'm not gonna go into debt for stock. I'm gonna earn my capitol so my business gradually grows. I'm much quicker than my girlfriend's parents. I can list items twice as fast, and for longer periods of time as if i'm listening to good music, I work like a zombie. I'll go non-stop. I'm aiming to pull in £5k a month, which is £60k a year. If it's not too hard to achieve this, i'll go bigger. I don't know how taxes work, but I won't have to worry too much about living expenses as I still live in my mum's apartment.
I'm gonna try and get a headstart on my finances, even if it kills me.[/quote]

Think that voids your house insurance and you need a vat number.

BB - Why not just try going to school, learning about business and getting a degree? Going into debt is an important part of business. It's required to create credit and leverage in financial situations. And is an important part of creating vc.


Ebay is both unreliable, and most likely won't be so free about selling stuff in the coming years.

Not to mention just simple logistics. How many items are do you have to sell to generate 5k a month. How many hours does it take, how are you going to transport the items, to your house, take pictures, pack, box and ship from your house (you don't drive right? limits the size of item severely).

In the end, after expeneses and when broken down for the time. You'll find it's not going to be any different then any other full time job. Except, unreliable, no benifits, no inssurrence, it prob doesn't pay as much, doesn't count for expereince, isn't resume building, won't help you get another job, and deffinetly won't last for the next 10 years.


Life is a lil longer then a decade. Do choose wisely for your future...


Actually I just worked this out real quick haha..

Ok so you want ot make $5,000k in profit a month.

Even if you made a 20% profit on everysale, wich is good profit margin to aim for - you'd have to sell $25,000 a month in goods.

You'd have to have a $20,000 start investment to buy the stuff as well. And really, that's gross, not net. You'd prob walk away with even less.

He's at college IIRC.

Hey jos, supp.

I mean.. American college! Haha I think you guys call college, what we call highschool. I'm refering to the upper education available to people after the age of (18 in america) once you have completed the manditory schooling by law (highschool).

Most people attend college/university between the ages of 18-24 here. Taking on average 5 years for a BA/BS and 2-3 for Masters after that, then there are MBA's, PHD's, etc

PHD is like a doctor, englands medical school system is very much like ours I hear. Don't get out til around 30 wit a few years of residency at the end haha.

Most CEO's, and really a huge chunk of the rich business folks in the world, hold MBA's. I've thought about getting one after my regular business degree. Having an MBA here pretty much guaranties 100k+/year.

Yep thats about right.

BB is only 16/17 though so he aint old enough for uni. Our college isnt mandatory. Interesting how americans have a longer education than us and still tend to be dumber :p

Haha ya, Most people get out around 17 -18. Lotta the public schools systems are getting worse too. It's unfortante.

Here in CA the hispanic issue is REALLY bringing the schools down. It's hard to be worried if highschools can do math, when half of them can't even speak english.
Wich of course, brings down the entire system, and the kids who actually pay taxes and do speak english, there to learn, don't get to learn.

Though the world and news likes to maintain a negitive view. There's a ton of increidbly smart people, millions really. There's just a slew of the top educational faccilities for every area of study in the US.
Wich the biggest, best and most impressive unviersities in the world, studing the cutting edge stuff and really pushing the limits.

Harvard & Bell Labs, MIT and NASA, Johns Hopkins Medical, etc



Most american education is also like, self based, so if you suck and have no motivation, you prob won't learn much.
There's also a huge difference in education based on location. Schools in LA blow compared to the richer areas of Orange County.

Some people learn and move fast. My girlfriend graduated highschool at 17, and college with her BS in Business & minor in Pyschology just after turning 21.


The average american is really dumb. I hate dealing with the general public. The government loves it though, lots of little unquestioning drones.
I think 73% of the national budget being for military use, and only like %9 for education is ****[I]i[/I]ng absurd. Could be why people are stupid....

That is a bit retarded like.

Did you check the new alliance banner?

ya, it's pretty cool. Ascend, like to grow and conquer?

I never thought of that. I just thought it looked cool with the ripples a bit see through. Didnt think to remove the logo :)

Thats pretty cool :)

[QUOTE]Actually I just worked this out real quick haha..

Ok so you want ot make $5,000k in profit a month.

Even if you made a 20% profit on everysale, wich is good profit margin to aim for - you'd have to sell $25,000 a month in goods.

You'd have to have a $20,000 start investment to buy the stuff as well. And really, that's gross, not net. You'd prob walk away with even less.
[/QUOTE]

No I wouldn't...

[QUOTE=Drum Phil;14234594]Think that voids your house insurance and you need a vat number.[/QUOTE]

VAT is being implemented into eBay in April I think. It's only at 15 percent so i'm not bothered, and they won't start taking tax until I start making more than 3k.

How does it void my house insurance if i'm just selling privately?

Still counts as working from home i beleive. Either way you need a VAT number to buy wholesale.

'lo Hold.

It's seriously, seriously winding outside right now.

The gutter of our house is falling off because of it.

Its orrible outside.

Im watching Moulin rouge

[QUOTE=Porkupine;14234003]Dammit, The Science Of Sleep.

I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.[/QUOTE]

THAT'S THE MOVIE.

I want to see that so bad, but I couldn't remember the title, all I know is it's by the same guy(s) who did Little Miss Sunshine, which I havn't seen either...I was going to rent them but it's kind of hard when you can't remember...

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP!