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SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:48 PM

who wants to cuddle and play video games goddamn

P13 06-30-2011 03:50 PM

me!

my gf is meeting the royal couple right now
like actually, not just being some weirdo in the streets that sees them

xMalcolmXx 06-30-2011 03:50 PM

<------- :-)

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:52 PM

why is she meeting the royal couple?:confused:?

and YES COME OVER WE'LL ORDER PIZZA AND PLAY EVERY FUCKIN XBOX GAME I HAVE UNTIL WE COMPLETE THEM ALL NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES

P13 06-30-2011 03:53 PM

I'm half a world away though :((((

she did a bunch of humanitarian work in guatemala with habitat for humanity and she was selected to meet them as a youth ambassador

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:54 PM

she can tell them they're a waste of taxpayers' money and that they should clean the streets or something to make up for it

and being half a world away is not an excuse goran this is serious business my life is on the line here and as a cat i only have 9 of those

MalleusMaleficarum 06-30-2011 03:55 PM

[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/vg7xph.jpg[/IMG]

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:56 PM

who's that and is she down to play video games with me

P13 06-30-2011 03:56 PM

well shit I'm sorry I'm going out tomorrow for Canada day I don't have the time :(

and naw the monarchy is a good thing
lots of tourism, there's probably 500k people in ottawa right now just to see the, lots of $$$ gonna be made by businesses and shit

Bulldog 06-30-2011 03:57 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18558588]i would have to see your fb first :thumb:[/QUOTE]

how to argue like adb (easy 1-2-3 directions!)

1. make baseless accusation
2. when asked for proof, demand accused person to provide proof for you
3. leave conveniently when losing

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:57 PM

it's fine i'm playing video games with jake and that girl that was just posted instead

P13 06-30-2011 03:58 PM

ok sounds good

@bryce
too true... too true

MalleusMaleficarum 06-30-2011 03:58 PM

can the three of us play games 2gethr

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:59 PM

hey goran i don't believe you're canadian SHOW ME YOUR FACEBOOK

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 03:59 PM

no jake and i are having a threesome with the girl afterwards it would be super awkward if you were involved

P13 06-30-2011 04:00 PM

NEVERRRR

I might have some pictures from canada day I dunno just maaaybe

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:00 PM

there are only so many holes

Bulldog 06-30-2011 04:00 PM

i heard that being canadian automatically qualifies you to be a hipster

P13 06-30-2011 04:00 PM

u herd rite

MalleusMaleficarum 06-30-2011 04:01 PM

ya but bulldog youre an idiot so

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18558630]there are only so many holes[/QUOTE]

u dun goofed im havin her 4mysalf now

P13 06-30-2011 04:02 PM

malleus you're as or more confrontational and insufferable as adb

you might want to stop

MalleusMaleficarum 06-30-2011 04:02 PM

ahahaha

P13 06-30-2011 04:03 PM

case and point

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:04 PM

yo there isn't even a choice between you or me and jakey

it's like choosing between one tatty slice of pizza that was dropped on the floor or two whole really fucking delicious looking pizzas

no competition

unless the girl has downs or something then she's all yours anyway

Bulldog 06-30-2011 04:04 PM

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18558636]ya but bulldog youre an idiot so[/QUOTE]

testin my gangsta bitchhhh

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:06 PM

i have to wake up at like 5:30 tomorrow probably gonna kill myself

MalleusMaleficarum 06-30-2011 04:06 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18558639]case and point[/QUOTE]

youre being a faggot right now, you know that?

and youre also coming across as stupid as fuck

is that what you want?

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18558641]yo there isn't even a choice between you or me and jakey

it's like choosing between one tatty slice of pizza that was dropped on the floor or two whole really fucking delicious looking pizzas

no competition

unless the girl has downs or something then she's all yours anyway[/QUOTE]

she's like one of the 5 smartest people i know tbh

leaving you little hope :smash:

[QUOTE=illmitch;18558647]goran is a cutiepie dont talk to him like that you bitch ass jerk[/QUOTE]

get more hetero then talk to me

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18558642]testin my gangsta bitchhhh[/QUOTE]

u stayin in 3-star hotels

im stayin in g-star hotels

illmitch 06-30-2011 04:07 PM

goran is a cutiepie dont talk to him like that you bitch ass jerk

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:07 PM

you're all stupid stop arguing and feel sorry for me :(:(:(

xharles 06-30-2011 04:08 PM

the fuks up

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:08 PM

my hormone levels

P13 06-30-2011 04:09 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18558646]youre being a faggot right now, you know that?

and youre also coming across as stupid as fuck

is that what you want?

[/QUOTE]

jeez man all I did was give you some advice on posting

illmitch 06-30-2011 04:09 PM

hi char char what are u up to

P13 06-30-2011 04:09 PM

malleus are you actually homophobic?

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:11 PM

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18558646]she's like one of the 5 smartest people i know tbh

leaving you little hope :smash:[/QUOTE]

even more chance she'd pick jakey and I over you :cool:

two dicks are better than one

unless you have two dicks but that would be weird and probably put her off

:cool::cool:

P13 06-30-2011 04:11 PM

:lol:

P13 06-30-2011 04:12 PM

and who are we kidding she'd dump all you losers to get with me

SlightlyEpic 06-30-2011 04:12 PM

too bad goran's already got his girl who's meeting the royal couple in my pants as we speak and by the royal couple I mean my testicles

Bulldog 06-30-2011 04:13 PM

gotta wake up at 6:30 central time

xharles 06-30-2011 04:13 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18558652]hi char char what are u up to[/QUOTE]

cashin checks gettin sex


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