[QUOTE=gaslight]Oh :lol:.

Have I been like kicked in the balls recently that I'm unaware of?[/QUOTE]
nope - but you do do **** voice overs - that means your anaztomically wrong

A girl in north england ate a McChicken burger thing, then got a mouth infection, went to the doctors and tests were done. They found 9 different people's semen... She sued Mcdonalds' asses off.

A boy in america found a big mac filled with maggots inside the burgers. He sued and got a million dollars.

A man in america found a mc chicken nuggest that was just a chicken head... Dont know if he sued

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Eww, McDonalds mayo is RANK!

And Neal, I vow to keep sauce going for as long as possible. I shall revisit it as much as possible. Not to the point of hijacking threads with it like with trains though... Glory hogs...[/QUOTE]

o like it

lowsound

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Eww, McDonalds mayo is RANK!

And Neal, I vow to keep sauce going for as long as possible. I shall revisit it as much as possible. Not to the point of hijacking threads with it like with trains though... Glory hogs...[/QUOTE]

My brother works in McDonalds. They use Hellmans mayonaise Light! I was surprised because it tastes like sh!t from mcdonalds

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Eww, McDonalds mayo is RANK!

And Neal, I vow to keep sauce going for as long as possible. I shall revisit it as much as possible. Not to the point of hijacking threads with it like with trains though... Glory hogs...[/QUOTE]

:lol: I'll hellp ya with it :thumb:

Someone at a McDonalds near me caught Herpes from the mayonnaise as someone had jacked off into it. Thus i never eat at McDonalds...

No, that mayo ruined the McChicken Premiere for me... That and the weedy, slimy lettuce!

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]A girl in north england ate a McChicken burger thing, then got a mouth infection, went to the doctors and tests were done. They found 9 different people's semen... She sued Mcdonalds' asses off.

A boy in america found a big mac filled with maggots inside the burgers. He sued and got a million dollars.

A man in america found a mc chicken nuggest that was just a chicken head... Dont know if he sued[/QUOTE]

notice how non of thats in canada??? thats because we have really strict food safety guidelines. so there for our mddonalds is good,

lowsound

[QUOTE=jaco jr]nope - but you do do **** voice overs - that means your anaztomically wrong[/QUOTE]

Haha. I've done voice-overs?

[QUOTE=jamie_dunce]A girl in north england ate a McChicken burger thing, then got a mouth infection, went to the doctors and tests were done. They found 9 different people's semen... She sued Mcdonalds' asses off.

A boy in america found a big mac filled with maggots inside the burgers. He sued and got a million dollars.

A man in america found a mc chicken nuggest that was just a chicken head... Dont know if he sued[/QUOTE]
Some people who work in restaurants/fast food places suck at life.

The only one of those I had ever heard about was the chicken head.

[QUOTE=jaco jr]nope - but you do do **** voice overs - that means your anaztomically wrong[/QUOTE]

I like to make up words too.

I just choose the good old Double Cheeseburger and sometimes Fries. Those bits of onion and the gherkins aren't good though. Or mustard. I just want my buns (burger ones, fool), meat (beefburger, fool), cheese (...) and [b]ketchup[/b]!

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]notice how non of thats in canada??? thats because we have really strict food safety guidelines. so there for our mddonalds is good,

lowsound[/QUOTE]
Bleh, McDonalds is crap everywhere, it's some of the most unhealthy food ever.
I never eat it anymore.

[QUOTE=neal_672]:lol: I'll hellp ya with it :thumb:

Someone at a McDonalds near me caught Herpes from the mayonnaise as someone had jacked off into it. Thus i never eat at McDonalds...[/QUOTE]

that is just gross and unbelivable. first to catch herpies it isn't transfered by semen, it is transfered by skin to skin contact. so for that to be true the guy would have had to rub his ***** over it then the chick would have had to rub the burger on herself. not likely to happen

lowsound

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joe

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]that is just gross and unbelivable. first to catch herpies it isn't transfered by semen, it is transfered by skin to skin contact. so for that to be true the guy would have had to rub his ***** over it then the chick would have had to rub the burger on herself. not likely to happen

lowsound[/QUOTE]

*shrug* she certainly got some kind of STI illness that affected her mouth from it, and according to the papers it was some form of Herpes..

No horror stories about hotcakes right?

Except that they only gave me one thing of Syrup :(. It's not enough to cover them dammit. See what I do is I butter each individual hot cake, then layer them, I pour the syrup over the bottom one, place the next one down, syrup over that one, last one on top, syrup over that one. I didnt have much left for the top :upset:.

[QUOTE=neal_672]*shrug* she certainly got some kind of STI illness that affected her mouth from it, and according to the papers it was some form of Herpes..[/QUOTE]

I was watching Medical Investigation the other night and apparently there are at least two types of herpes.

[QUOTE=gaslight]No horror stories about hotcakes right?

Except that they only gave me one thing of Syrup :(. It's not enough to cover them dammit. See what I do is I butter each individual hot cake, then layer them, I pour the syrup over the bottom one, place the next one down, syrup over that one, last one on top, syrup over that one. I didnt have much left for the top :upset:.[/QUOTE]

you could have gone and asked for another, they would have given you one. unless you went the take out way

lowsound

Syrup? So now we're onto dessert sauces?

[QUOTE=gaslight]I was watching Medical Investigation the other night and apparently there are at least two types of herpes.[/QUOTE]

there is i think 12 or 16 variations of the HPV (human papolona virus). the one that i commly called herpies (the one that is an STD) is only spread from skin to skin contact and has no cure. the other kinds of HPV are things like kanker sores and cold sores on and in the mouth. these can be gotten ride of.

lowsound

Yep, it's a saucy conversation.
























*Shoots self.*

:lol: @ gaslight.

That's the spirit :thumb:

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass] the other kinds of HPV are things like kanker sores and cold sores on and in the mouth. these can be gotten ride of.

lowsound[/QUOTE]

Bingo

So, Maple Syrup? Chocolate Sauce? Raspberry Sauce? More? How about the chocolate sauce that freezes hard on ice cream? This one's far more open in my mind than the savoury sauces...

Not that it's a sauce, but has anyone ever had deep fried banana?
It's fu[color=white]cking great.[/color]

[QUOTE=fatbandit]:lol: @ gaslight.

That's the spirit :thumb:[/QUOTE]

no this is the spirit [SIZE=7]boom shacka lacka[/SIZE]

lowsound

[QUOTE=neal_672]Bingo[/QUOTE]

but you wouldn't get those from someone jacking off into your burger.

lowsound

What, Bingos?

I asked this the other day, but I got ignored: Am I the only person who gets me, Dunc and Irish mixed up due to our avatars?

[QUOTE=thelowsoundofbass]but you wouldn't get those from someone jacking off into your burger.

lowsound[/QUOTE]
I think it would be worse to get AIDS that way.

What's everyone doing today?

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]Not that it's a sauce, but has anyone ever had deep fried banana?
It's fu[color=white]cking great.[/color][/QUOTE]

Don't like banana :upset:

Sleeping, shortly.

[QUOTE=fatbandit]I asked this the other day, but I got ignored: Am I the only person who gets me, Dunc and Irish mixed up due to our avatars?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I get irish and Dunc mixed up, not you though.

Yeah it's like 11pm here. But i've slept, felt very ill (i have the worlds worst cold ever) and had work also. And am currently missing out on a house party because of not feeling well :upset:

And it seems we're bypassing dessert sauces?












Go butterscotch.... :upset:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Don't like banana :upset:[/QUOTE]
Ever had deep fried ice cream?

That stuff is awesome too.

[QUOTE=fatbandit]What, Bingos?[/QUOTE]

no herpies

lowsound

You wouldn't get bingos either though, admit it...

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff]I think it would be worse to get AIDS that way.[/QUOTE]

also wrong, you can't spread AIDS through semen. its a common misconception as far as i know you can't get any STD from semen. they are all spread through skin to skin contact or bodily fluid (blood ect).

lowsound