[QUOTE=C.O.A.;17505262]What up niggas? I'm ****in drunk as **** right now trying to sober up so I can drive to jack in the box and get some cheese sticks up in this bitch.[/QUOTE]

Fascinating tale,

Bro.

We don't have Jack In The Box up here. I clearly live in an opressed military dictatorship/police state.

seatbelts are elite

i fell asleep on my arm and its numb

Grab it with your other arm and shake it around a bit. That's what I do when my arm falls asleep.

Unless both my arms fall asleep, then I'm ****ed.

just wait

trust me

everything will be alright

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17505289]Grab it with your other arm and shake it around a bit. That's what I do when my arm falls asleep.

Unless both my arms fall asleep, then I'm ****ed.[/QUOTE]

do you ring a bell with your teeth for assistance when that happens?

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17505292]do you ring a bell with your teeth for assistance when that happens?[/QUOTE]

Yes, or crawl along the ground like a platypus until I can find the proper assistance.

Sup bros

i need a nap soon.

Nm, sitting in the couch listening to Ghostface Killah waiting for my gf to get out of work so we can go eat something.

i guess im gonna skip the nap. my girls coming over to watch football today so i guess ill wake up more with that.

real talk: ill fall asleep in a few hours and ruin the day :cool:

I flew to UK today. Almost missed the train. ****ing airlines didn't put my guitar on the plane so now they will send it to my house tomorrow. If it arrives in one piece it will be an immense win.

[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;17505412]I flew to UK today. Almost missed the train. ****ing airlines didn't put my guitar on the plane so now they will send it to my house tomorrow. If it arrives in one piece it will be an immense win.[/QUOTE]

And if it doesn't, it would be an

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holy color attack

i think my eyes just popped out of my skull

im gonna apply for a job at fye online

wont get hired though

grats

gotta find my ssn

urghghlowlwpppp

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17505286]i fell asleep on my arm and its numb[/QUOTE]

I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before I was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

I woke up in shock -

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

The bell rang, class dismissed
I'm sitting here a little bit dissed
I stepped to the door,
But I can't leave
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
Who's gonna carry my books?
I'm so embarrassed
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it!
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it!

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

Corporate America makes pencils
For the man with the left hand
They make pencils for the man with the right hand
But what about the man with the numb hand?
Four hundred grand to see The Rage
From back here I can't see the stage
It's time to start my own parade
So lift up your arm and wave

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

I feel no pain
In my arm
I feel no pain
In my arm
When's it gonna change?
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days
In my arm
I'm gonna slam it in the door
I'm gonna wiggle it around
'Cause I feel no pain
In my arm
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days:

Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy:

tl;dr

good song

go [i]westttttt[/i]

o look I hit 10k and didn't make a thread about it

not that anyone cares

Congratulations user Luc214

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17505505]I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before I was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

I woke up in shock -

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

The bell rang, class dismissed
I'm sitting here a little bit dissed
I stepped to the door,
But I can't leave
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
I can't feel the doorknob, my arm's asleep
Who's gonna carry my books?
I'm so embarrassed
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it!
What if I have to pee?
I can't bear it!

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

Corporate America makes pencils
For the man with the left hand
They make pencils for the man with the right hand
But what about the man with the numb hand?
Four hundred grand to see The Rage
From back here I can't see the stage
It's time to start my own parade
So lift up your arm and wave

I fell asleep on my arm!
And now it's totally numb!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My shoulder's just a big limp stump!
I fell asleep on my arm!
My arm's like a big limp stump!

I feel no pain
In my arm
I feel no pain
In my arm
When's it gonna change?
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days
In my arm
I'm gonna slam it in the door
I'm gonna wiggle it around
'Cause I feel no pain
In my arm
It feels so strange
It's just one of those days:

Boom da bop da boom ba diggy diggy:[/QUOTE]

**** yeah aquabats

lol i forgot about the aquabats they were sweet

no they weren't/aren't

**** off eliminonelite

Congratulations user Luc214

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