[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15957969]lol Sindarin

The stars are clouded tonight, bro[/QUOTE]

Oh shush I just finished the Silmarillion for the billionth time today. :p

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15957983]Oh shush I just finished the Silmarillion for the billionth time today. :p[/QUOTE]

Orly?

My favorite part of that book is where Turgon's fleet of helicopters lands in Beleriand for the Nirnaeth Arnoediad while [i]Ride of the Valkyries[/i] plays in the background, and then Borthand uses bribes to buy a lot of really cheap rice wine and passes out in a ditch by the battlefield.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15958000]Orly?

My favorite part of that book is where Turgon's fleet of helicopters lands in Beleriand for the Nirnaeth Arnoediad while [i]Ride of the Valkyries[/i] plays in the background, and then Borthand uses bribes to buy a lot of really cheap rice wine and passes out in a ditch by the battlefield.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

LotR ethnic jokes are the best

'Hasufel is his name,' said Éomer. 'May he bear you well and to better fortune than [b]Dead[/b], his late master!'

haha oh the pure nerdiness is palpable in this thread, I love it.

Is there a website with those?

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;15958107]haha oh the pure nerdiness is palpable in this thread, I love it.

Is there a website with those?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/LotR_Ethnic_Stereotypes[/url]

I wrote four sections completely and a fifth on the Haradrim remains unfinished because i am the robots / Charizard is way better at writing like black people.

[quote]
[b]Variags[/b]

Whores.
[/quote]

too much lotr niggotry

lotrs cool idk

this ******stuffs uis not allowed iun my thread.

im drunk too

im not into that sort of thing

im into you

i care not for your homosexual exploits

its not gay tbh

its mutual man love minus butt sex

youre not not a gay ******

man? :mad:

hmm?

Tolkien was too Jewish for fans of true black metal.

tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;15958669]tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds[/QUOTE]

Crazy how that works. :rolleyes:

[SIZE="7"]:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;15958669]tolkien is for ****in lotr nerds[/QUOTE]

Command is for ****in NSBM nerds

Command is better than everything LOTR related.

NSBM is for Skinheadzorz

musically, probably

Command - Kulturkampf is a classic of the genre

loltr

nunslaughter

for our children for our race for our blood...




SIEG HEIL

HE[font=verdana]IL[/font]

hahaha black metalheads are so funny

Is their split with pantheon any good?

its same material as kulturkampf

LOL @ an NSBM band from Brazil

Look, I found a picture of Herr Wolf

[url]http://www.willdoo.com/IMN/IMNadmin/uploads/gil_capa_.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15958707]LOL @ an NSBM band from Brazil

Look, I found a picture of Herr Wolf

[url]http://www.willdoo.com/IMN/IMNadmin/uploads/gil_capa_.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
hahahaha

"black" metal

hilarious

very punny

puns

its whats for dinner

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