[QUOTE=cobert;14046981]But that eliminates the point of being a hermit...[/QUOTE]

I know, it will be invitation only. Very exclusive.

Girls are cool as friends, usually. And I like boobs a lot. But they go insane as soon as you enter a serious relationship.

If I can find a girl that will stay outta my biznazz, with decent boobs, and who cooks and cleans, I will marry her on the spot.

Girls are only cool as friends if they're attractive. Seriously, I have a really hard time being friends with unattractive girls. I don't know why, I just don't want to be around them.

ain't nothin but bitches and hoes

[QUOTE=DJ Ducksauce;14047717]Girls that aren't ditzes make for better conversation than immature guys though sometimes.[/QUOTE]

This.


Girls tend to be a hella' lot cooler than most guys.

I always find most girls hella boring, especially in groups.

Some are cool on their own though.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14048063]Meh, I don't really care about them either way. Flat girls can still be attractive.

[/QUOTE]
That's true, but they're nice to have.

I just bent my fork in like half =\

Hardcore.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;14051995]I just bent my fork in like half =\[/QUOTE]

With your mind?

[QUOTE=Neoteric;14052248]Hardcore.[/QUOTE]

Just wondered how did you become a staff/approved reviewer for sputnik?

pfft. you foolish kids. i am in love!! its great. except we are only friends.... but we both KNOW we love eachother so its nice.

omg baby i luv u but lets b frenz so i don't have to make u listen to ska all the time

[QUOTE=lunchforthesky;14052500]Just wondered how did you become a staff/approved reviewer for sputnik?[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if that was an intentional own or not, but that was kind of mean.

If not, then the mods do it. I assume you'll be getting approved soon.

haha oh no i didn't mean it like that. He's a great reviewer i just wanted to know seen as he is staff and i thought he would know.

i'm pretty sure he slept with damrod or some other mod or something

haha, okay.

I'll recommend you or something.

Thanks :)

that makes me seem like i was desperate to be approved but i really just wondered what the process was.

4real why isn't elim on staff this is crazy

[QUOTE=Eliminator;14053165]4real why isn't elim on staff this is crazy[/QUOTE]4 serious

I agree your reviews are very good.

[QUOTE=lunchforthesky;14053189]I agree your reviews are very good.[/QUOTE]If they were all on one account, he would be sputnik god.

no they arent jk

Couldnt he ask wintermute for a merge, assuming he wanted one.

[QUOTE=lunchforthesky;14052500]Just wondered how did you become a staff/approved reviewer for sputnik?[/QUOTE]I just crapped out loads of reviews and they said, "hey wanna b staff????" and I was all, "umm k".

I also slept with Damrod and Med on several occasions.

[quote]Couldnt he ask wintermute for a merge, assuming he wanted one.[/quote]Merges don't affect your reviews =\

review don't get carried over and other accounts are banned for anti-semitism.

[QUOTE=Pazz;14052273]With your mind?[/QUOTE]
Hah, I wish :(
[QUOTE=Jessizzle;14052857]pfft. you foolish kids. i am in love!! its great. except we are only friends.... but we both KNOW we love eachother so its nice.[/QUOTE]

Oh Jess.

=\

[QUOTE=Neoteric;14053234]I just crapped out loads of reviews and they said, "hey wanna b staff????" and I was all, "umm k".

I also slept with Damrod and Med on several occasions.

Merges don't affect your reviews =\[/QUOTE]

Cool, how were they?

[QUOTE=lunchforthesky;14053255]Cool, how were they?[/QUOTE]Well Damrod was quite good, that feisty German. Med was alright in bed as well but kept saying, "HAI LISTEN 2 DIS KEWL INDIE BAND" all night long.

I thought as much. Did you do it to OK Computer?

Permission to rant about the Give It A Name tour?

good

Well Thank you whatever prick organizes the Give it a Name tour. Yes, I'm ranting, so shoot me. First of all, Birmingham and London have got the tour for 3 days, how many days is the SECC getting? 1, that's right, 1 shitty day, it wouldn't be so bad either if that day had a good bill, but does it?


you're kidding, right?


Who wants to know Glasgow's bill? (for 1 night only by the way)
<br>
HIM (crap)
The Used(Even Worse)
From first to last (meh)
Alexisonfire (probably the only good band)

and a bunch of itsy bitsy teeny bands that, no disrespect to them, but people aren't queuing up for "Killhannah" or "Lost Alone",

oh, and they're all playing the other "seenassomuchmoreimportantbecauseit'senglish" dates


now, sounds ok doesn't it


then you see what London and Birmingham are getting that we're not (just to name a few)<br>


Brand New, AAR,New Found Glory, Motion City Soundtrack, Enter Shikari,Saosin, Jimmy Eat World, AFI, The Receiving end of sirens, Sparta, Thursday, MXPX, Senses Fail<br>



basically, Glasgow is getting the dregs of a rather pleasent looking brew here, which is really pretty damn irritating, are we "not worthy" to see MCS, or Sparta, is Glasgow so bad that TReoS and New Found Glory want to take a wide berth? whyy are we, again, getting the leftovers of a very rich table. I have no doubt that the smaller bands on the Glasgow bill are talented, but why are we being used as a testing ground? maybe I'm just bitter that a helluva lot of my favourite bands aren't playing glasogow, but personally, i don't see how Glasgow should only get 1 day, and the english get 3, it's supposed to be a weekender indoor festival thing, so why are we only getting one day.

I'm Going to stop, but I'm seriously pissed off