Damn did I used to love that show as a kid. They did another show with another kid as bernard. It sucked.

Bored yesterday so me and my homies decided to spoof some ads
[url]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2021247321[/url]
My neighbours now think I'm a 'tard.

[QUOTE=Zowë;14521307]Sometimes I wish I had Bernards Watch :upset:[/QUOTE]

Me too, I'd be a right little sh[size=2]i[/size]t with it.

[QUOTE=Zowë;14521307]Sometimes I wish I had Bernards Watch :upset:[/QUOTE]

I think it could've gotten awesome when Bernard hit puberty.

Bernard was a loser though, he always left money at the counter when he got things from shops :-/

[QUOTE=jpshortstuff;14521775]Bernard was a loser though, he always left money at the counter when he got things from shops :-/[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I bet he did that with condoms to avoid the embarrassment once he hit puberty.

also, why the hell does he still go to school when he can obtain everything he need/wants through this watch?

methinks hes a bit slow tbh

Didnt he once throw his dad out of the upstairs window, but leave him on the ground outside? Twat

I saw one where he used it to move someone's shoes behind a bush.

Come on Bernie, raise your game!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yamN1UKdr4Y[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YLCkm-VXnE[/url]

swat am takin bout

hi zowe!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEH9P0hgCw[/url]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZO8vyPpijI[/url]

Josh, straighten your hair + makeup + dress + boobs and you're set to go.

Oh and maybe take a stuffed dog teddy bear. And take photos plz becauseI really want to see you in a dress :p

em cousin, friend?

you HAVE to wear a thong too >_>

[quote=Patrick O)));14522600][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJEH9P0hgCw[/url]

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i laughed till the tears care :lol:

lol

I like the bits he did on telesales :)

[size=1]and the scottish impression >_> :-*[/size] :(

I heard somewhere it's a pretty decent aberdeen accent? I dunno

It's an ok accent I'v heard much worse. Best person for accents is Lee Evans. His Scottish and Welsh are hilarious

Man Utd absolutely raped Roma :cool:.

I played my first bit of cricket for this summer today, twas good to get out and stretch my legs, bit of cycling too.

[QUOTE=Clunge;14523637]Man Utd absolutely raped Roma :cool:.

I played my first bit of cricket for this summer today, twas good to get out and stretch my legs, bit of cycling too.[/QUOTE]

UTD suck tbh.

I wish i was playing cricket:( :( , i cant untill October when the indoor season for uni starts, so im gonna go for that team, then in the summer of next year play for the ODI team too. :D

Anyone watch life on mars? it was well good.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8nAUVLtDTQ[/url]

Ok I take back what I said about Bernard. He's one malicious s[size=2]h[/size]it. I would have been swinging away at those fellas balls with my baseball bats, but he screws with their mind, the little psycho

I don't think anyone with half a brain can say United suck really.

/yawn

tattoo day today =o yay

[QUOTE=Pastorius;14524558]I don't think anyone with half a brain can say United suck really.[/QUOTE]

I cant stand Utd, and i cant stand there fans, the majority of them are glory hunters.

[QUOTE=Untitled;14527252]I cant stand Utd, and i cant stand there fans, the majority of them are glory hunters.[/QUOTE]

but they demolished a team last night 7-1. A very good team as well.

I ahte many teams like Arsenal and Chelsea and Liverpool but I respect there players and like to watch them play as they entertain. Still ****ing heckle them when they come to the riverside.

[QUOTE=Frankie;14527459]but they demolished a team last night 7-1. A very good team as well.

I ahte many teams like Arsenal and Chelsea and Liverpool but I respect there players and like to watch them play as they entertain. Still ****ing heckle them when they come to the riverside.[/QUOTE]

Liverpool i like out of the ones you named.

I dunno, i tend to hate successful teams, plus i think Premiership football is ****, its far more fun to watch lower leagues.

Plus im Mancunian, its my job to hate utd.

I personally think that the Premiership is better than the lower leagues simply because of the higher level of talent in the top clubs. Watching (just as examples) C Ronaldo or Dimitar Berbatov play is a lot more entertaining than watching Barry Hayles or Wayne Gray.

The Premiership isn't composed entirely of the top 6 either. Once you accept that there are a few superteams that you expect to win, you'll realise that it's a great league.

And I personally, enjoy watching the best players in the world play rather than the people who couldn't quite make it to the very top. Not to say that I don't enjoy watching lower leagues, it's just that the quality of football is far superior in the premiership.

I don't particularly like Utd either, it's just that they're playing great football at the moment, and it's nice to watch.

Yep indeed especially when your watching a neutral game like last night. I'd rather cheer for an english team tbf.

Yeah you guys are right football [I]is [/I]boring

[QUOTE=Dr Hooch;14528706]Yeah you guys are right football [I]is [/I]boring[/QUOTE]

true!

hello anyone :)

Went and had my tattoo touched up today ._.

'sup?