Apple Pie Crotch Eating

I'm sure that at some point in your life, there's been a girl that you would just love to dunk FACE FIRST into a huge bowl of baked beans, just to teach her a lesson. Well, Messy Kelly has been bad... and she needs to be taught who's the boss. You tease her, as she begs not to be dunked into the cold mess. But you don't listen. You turn Kelly into a messy baked bean disaster. Good thing we were there to film it all.

thinking about making some hot tea but no sugar

maybe syrup will work

messy kelly is the ****

[I]I want a human pet. The human pet must become a dog. Once in pup mode, my pet will wear a butt-plug tail, a collar, and paw mitts. My pet will not speak anything other than its assigned safe word. Its communications will be limited to barking, moaning, licking, wagging its tail, etc. [/I]

dude you got some issues

just saying

[QUOTE=chuffed;17502684]I'm sure that at some point in your life, there's been a girl that you would just love to dunk FACE FIRST into a huge bowl of baked beans, just to teach her a lesson. Well, Messy Kelly has been bad... and she needs to be taught who's the boss. You tease her, as she begs not to be dunked into the cold mess. But you don't listen. You turn Kelly into a messy baked bean disaster. Good thing we were there to film it all.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraAD97stJY[/url]

I forgot that was this chick I got it confused with Messy Jessie.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3FThFlAeA4&feature=PlayList&p=5A79A0830310B1F4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19[/url]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17502808][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TraAD97stJY[/url]

I forgot that was this chick I got it confused with Messy Jessie.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3FThFlAeA4&feature=PlayList&p=5A79A0830310B1F4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19[/url][/QUOTE]

You're ****ing weird. You're cool, but **** you are weird.

'I Am T-Pain' for the iPhone is the greatest thing evre.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt22;17502818]You're ****ing weird. You're cool, but **** you are weird.[/QUOTE]

I need to invest my time in better hobbies then youtube smut :thumb:

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17502835]I need to invest my time in better hobbies then youtube smut :thumb:[/QUOTE]

How about some regular asian smut like the rest of us?

I get yellow fever every now and then, it's a rare affliction though.

If I spent as much time perfecting the art of picking up women rather then watching them get ****ed by other dudes on screen i'd probably get pretty good at it.

I plan to work on this.

I don't need to pick up the wiminz, I got a gf.

I watch a shitload of pron. Too much, probably.

ate a pot pie

you know, gettin healthy

Now go run that **** off, fat-stuff.

dont make me sit on yer pretty lil face

I would be OK with that if you were actually a 13 yr. old Jap gurrl.

i am though

[i]just close your eyes and pretend[/i]

Then sit away.

Argh, went running today. Being out of shape sucks.

steelers titans last night was elite as ****

id fire rob bironas if i was tennessee

[QUOTE=ATM;17502916]Argh, went running today. Being out of shape sucks.[/QUOTE]

are you a smoker?

i haven't even considered maybe running in the past 2 years or so. i don't even know that i would run if leatherface was chasing me with a chainsaw

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17502945]steelers titans last night was elite as ****

id fire rob bironas if i was tennessee[/QUOTE]

****ing Hines Ward sucked

[QUOTE=Txus;17502986]****ing Hines Ward sucked[/QUOTE]

he had a bad game. he will bounce back. dude is consistent as **** every year.

So douchey republican at my old school's facebook status:

**9/11/2001** Remember the loss, Remember the sacrifice, Remember...


His profile pic:[IMG]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs189.snc1/6340_1233545483549_1376520615_31188456_2484648_n.jpg[/IMG]

lololol i ****ing hate some people

i like the matching hair/skin tone

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17502978]are you a smoker?

i haven't even considered maybe running in the past 2 years or so. i don't even know that i would run if leatherface was chasing me with a chainsaw[/QUOTE]

I was, I quit in January.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17502996]So douchey republican at my old school's facebook status:

**9/11/2001** Remember the loss, Remember the sacrifice, Remember...


His profile pic:[IMG]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs189.snc1/6340_1233545483549_1376520615_31188456_2484648_n.jpg[/IMG]

lololol i ****ing hate some people[/QUOTE]

:lol: