[QUOTE=Anti-Prefix]School dances are extremely heterosexual. In fact, if you're acting homosexual at a school dance you'll probably get beat black and blue. And you could get formal wear if you wanted! Borrow one.[/QUOTE]

There were girls making out at our last one, everyone loved it. I'm sure if boys did that the reaction would be quite different. I didn't see any of this though.

Boys making out with boys is fun. Teehee!

2 chicks made out at lunch today, one was meh the other was a babe. it was quite thrilling to watch

If she was a president.....

I'm all for lesbian making out sessions.

But it's kind of old now.

Girls making out = hot
Guys making out = not

This guy I was with scraped his teeth on my bell-end. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but it really wasn't. He got his comeuppance though. Ohhh yeah, he got it. Right in the mouth.

[Quote=Crack-Rock-Steady] Girls making out = hot
Guys making out = hotter[/Quote]

Fix'd.

confession: i havent made out with anyone

and now im close to doing it probably and i dont know what the f[U]u[/U]ck to do

[quote=_JR]confession: i havent made out with anyone

and now im close to doing it probably and i dont know what the f[U]u[/U]ck to do[/quote]

Just whip out your **** and command that bitch to start sucking.

[QUOTE=_JR]confession: i havent made out with anyone

and now im close to doing it probably and i dont know what the f[U]u[/U]ck to do[/QUOTE]
Ok. It goes like this. Usually, you don't want to jam your tongue down their hatch right off the bat. Just small kisses to start. Then put a little tongue into it. When you feel their tongue, try to "massage" it with yours. Be gentle. Be aggressive. Be a p.i.m.p.

[quote=Brain Toad]Just whip out your **** and command that bitch to start sucking.[/quote]

And make you a sandwich when she's done.

Very nicely put, Nick.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Ok. It goes like this. Usually, you don't want to jam your tongue down their hatch right off the bat. Just small kisses to start. Then put a little tongue into it. When you feel their tongue, try to "massage" it with yours. Be gentle. Be aggressive. Be a p.i.m.p.[/QUOTE]

wow i feel gay for you telling me that, but yeah thanks ill try and hope for the best


[QUOTE=Brain Toad]And make you a sandwich when she's done.[/QUOTE]
nick there is no f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking way you quoted your own post

but ill try that too

Damn ****ing straight.

[QUOTE=Anti-Prefix]School dances are extremely heterosexual. In fact, if you're acting homosexual at a school dance you'll probably get beat black and blue. And you could get formal wear if you wanted! Borrow one.[/QUOTE]

Yes well your avatar is a monkey.

He's tearing holes in the universe, goddamnit.

And JR, don't worry about it. I'm not exactly experienced, as I've only made out with a handful of girls myself, but that's usually how it works. If you run into an aggressive (see: drunk) girl, who really just sticks her tongue in your mouth, you don't have to worry about a bad performance. Just try and do what she does. She won't remember it anyway.

I'm being forced to use IE because Opera and Firefox are crap slow turds.


At my 'prom' thing, I got quite drunk with my teachers and my old science teacher's trousers fell down while we were talking to him. It was hilarious.

I can't stand IE. I'd suffocate without my beloved tabbed browsing.

New IE has tabs I think.

Meh. Firefox is cooler. And it has themes and junk.

I saw 2 girls make out at a dance once. Too bad they were both hideous.

Today Is Poop

Today ruled. I had the cops called on me and my friends.

[quote=Lazybassplr56]Today ruled. I had the cops called on me and my friends.[/quote]

I hope you told them to **** off and proclaimed how punx you were.

Did you shoot them and draw Choking Victim logos on their faces? That'd be pretty bad[size=2]a[/size]ss.

[QUOTE=_JR]I'm gay[/QUOTE]

Do what she does.

I recently discovered that the Minutemen pwn all your faces.

mad magazine is the ****

[QUOTE=Anti-Prefix]School dances are extremely heterosexual. In fact, if you're acting homosexual at a school dance you'll probably get beat black and blue. And you could get formal wear if you wanted! Borrow one.[/QUOTE]
Not at my school. There's this gay guy who at every dance wears a mesh shirt and tight leather pants, and dance DDR style. Gayest thing you could possibly ever see. And people don't care. I mean, sure, there's people who mock him, but he's never going to get beat up over it. For the most part he's encouraged, because it's amusing.

I almost went with a girl to valentines dance sophomore year, but she changed her mind and went with her druggie friend. Then I was supposed to go with this gay guy, but ended up getting arrested and couldn't go. I felt really bad, because this is the second time he was ditched at the last minute for a dance. Poor kid.

Nick lemon-tea-partyed me.


What a jerk.

[QUOTE=coheneran]This guy I was with scraped his teeth on my bell-end. It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but it really wasn't. He got his comeuppance though. Ohhh yeah, he got it. Right in the mouth.



Fix'd.[/QUOTE]

Ingredients to a typical Eran quote:
Casually mention bisexuality.
Casually mention anarchy and/or revolution.
Tell a story about the squat.
Rinse and repeat.

Bisexuality never really "clicked" for me. All the bisexuals I know are either gay and in denial or lame kids trying to be different. Most of the guys fall into the first category and all of the girls into the second.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Bisexuality never really "clicked" for me. All the bisexuals I know are either gay and in denial or lame kids trying to be different. Most of the guys fall into the first category and all of the girls into the second.[/QUOTE]
I consider bisexuality more of confusion, most of the time.

I also consider myself bisexual :/

I'm not saying all of you are like that, just in my own meandering personal experience, I've never found an "honest" bisexual. Except for Nim, she just fu'cks anything so she can have a good time.

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]I'm not saying all of you are like that, just in my own meandering personal experience, I've never found an "honest" bisexual. Except for Nim, she just fu'cks anything so she can have a good time.[/QUOTE]
Well yeah, I understand that. I know this bisexual guy who went out with my close friend. They went out for a year, then he went off to college and decided he was completely gay, and broke up with her.

One thing I've never got, everyone thinks bisexual/lesbian girls = hot, bisexual/gay dudes = gross. Even girls seem to think it. I've always found both unappealing, but never really cared, because it gets folks their kicks.

For me, lesbian make-outs have gotten boring, and I'm not into dudes so I don't really dig gay make-outs.


I know alot of girls who are into gay make-outs though.

o rly?

rly

hehehe. Sorry, if you're this wasted, anything is funny, that actually had me lolling. So we're gonna kick the bass player out of my band because he is a cu'nt and we're starting a 3 piece rockabilly setup with double bass and standup drums. Anyone else get the feeling that rockabilly is totally set to explode onto the scene and dominate the world once more?