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[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18555371]But then again I live at home.[/QUOTE]

As long as you're doing something with your life, I'm sure most girls are willing to overlook that

I haven't had any bitches hayden on me for still living at home.

i had 1 bitch hatin on me for lived at home and i gave him the pimp slap

If a bitch started hayden I'd be like: Bitch, hayder talk never made me mad.

what advice would you gods of the female mind give a socially inept cat looking for love

Get money, new money.

A lot of people I know are moving back in because they can't afford to live outside of their parent's house anymore

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18555397]what advice would you gods of the female mind give a socially inept cat looking for love[/QUOTE]

Don't be such a pussy.

tomorrow i will rob a bank

or a retirement home, they all have alzheimers anyway, they won't remember I've robbed them

and then hide their wheelchairs

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555367]fuck yea girl messaged back

[I]she's into me[/I][/QUOTE]

socially awkward penguin waiting to happen

My gf, who's family is more well to do than mine, just got a dope condo in a new building dt thanks to Daddy. I was slightly jelly, but then I realized this would work out well cuz I can stay dt, and she is pretty awesome too.

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18555397]what advice would you gods of the female mind give a socially inept cat looking for love[/QUOTE]

talk 2 me <3

you're too busy receiving blowjobs left right and center from your adoring fans to talk to the likes of me :((((

aw poor pussy

there are these condos going up downtown for 140k
fuck I wish I could get one it'd be so nice

full time school kind of sucks

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18555421]you're too busy receiving blowjobs left right and center from your adoring fans to talk to the likes of me :(((([/QUOTE]

no blowjorbs yet you are still my main squeeze bb

[url]http://youtu.be/Kyeood7poi8[/url]

FUCKING CHILLWAVE

guys don't get caught up wanting expensive things this will ruin you

140k for a place downtown
expensive

pick one

honestly that's really cheap

140k is decidedly a large sum of money which non of us could afford anyways.

i am in concurrence with ronald

I'd like to marry rich. Even if the girl wasn't that good-looking.

lol

real talk.

this girl didnt' reply fuck man I'm so upset!

send her another message saying how upset you are it's bound to work like a charm trust me i [I]know[/I] girls

But you're a cat. What do [I]cats[/I] know about girls??

lol seb

@ron
mortgages exist eh

cats know everything

cats are super duper intimate with all girls ever, we're the ones they cuddle up with at night semi-naked and tell all their boy troubles to

besides shortz you're a girl what do [I]you[/I] know about what [I]cats[/I] know about [I]girls[/I]

end every message you send her with "please respond" that way she knows you are serious

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18555453]cats are super duper intimate with all girls ever, we're the ones they cuddle up with at night semi-naked and tell all their boy troubles to

shortz you're a girl what do [I]you[/I] know about what [I]cats[/I] know about [I]girls[/I][/QUOTE]

[I]Oh Mr. Sniffles, the cute red-head boy at work gave me a hug! Do you think he likes me???[/I]

I know nuzzinnggg!

timjim gave you a hug?

cat's are so chill

[QUOTE=shortz;18555456][I]Oh Mr. Sniffles, the cute red-head boy at work gave me a hug! Do you think he likes me???[/I]

I know nuzzinnggg![/QUOTE]

I would tell her no he doesn't like you he finds you irritating but that's okay because you have me here to keep you company much better than any red-headed boy besides he's probably too busy playing world of warcraft for a commited relationship you deserve better now scratch me right behind the ears yeah right there mmm that's good

call me mr sniffles again i'll claw out your eyes

saw a 16 year old and presumably american version of shortz a few days ago

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18555458]cat's are so chill[/QUOTE]

my new cat is gonna be massive, he's 8 months old and weighs 14 pounds. should end up around 24 pounds hopefully more

give me idesaz on where 2 take my gf on daaates


thats a huge cat