Twenty five shirts.

So your total is now $300 even...

Hmmm... I'm still not sufficiently bribed.

Nah I'll keep my money.

Killer body though.

[quote=:amaze:;17539472]OU?

Oklahoma? Ohio? Oregon?

And I don't know many underclassmen, and with some 35,000 people at the university, chances are pretty slim.

Most of the people I hang out with are people I work with, live with, my band mates, or friends of my girlfriend (grad students)[/quote]
oakland university

yeah if you dont know any underclassmen and i doubt that youd know a few of my freinds from work that are about your age

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hi! im TimJim

[QUOTE=gaslight;17540181]Nah I'll keep my money.

Killer body though.[/QUOTE]

Tell me about it.

I'm going round there on Friday night, brandy and vodka and terrible movies are all involved. I'm not religious but I've been praying to God for some blessings that will enable some illegitimate sex.

what are the chances of getting nudes of dat woman

[QUOTE=TimJim;17540201]what are the chances of getting nudes of dat woman[/QUOTE]

0%

That photo and ones of a similar nature are all that I currently have access to.

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I think she'd like me if she got to know me. Dunno about the make-up but it's clearly some kind of costume.

Yes, it was a costume.

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hot damn

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Her sister goes alright too.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17540226]hot damn[/QUOTE]

The best (or perhaps worst?) thing is she's just a kickass person too.

im moving to australia

I've used up all the best pics...















Except this one of TITS


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Lovely. Bring them both on your Sydney tour.

[QUOTE=TimJim;17540237]im moving to australia[/QUOTE]

Many people I know from OS have professed that Australia has the best ratio of random hot people to anywhere else. The tourist spots do anyway. too bad most of them are morons.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17540244]Lovely. Bring them both on your Sydney tour.[/QUOTE]

Hardeeharhar. I'll do nothing of the sort!

[quote=funkyhoney;17540246]Many people I know from OS have professed that Australia has the best ratio of random hot people to anywhere else. The tourist spots do anyway. too bad most of them are morons.[/quote]
yeah last time i was there i was young but i remember the beach

fffuuuuuu.

the climate is a huge lure too. right now its either back to the UK, australia, or new zealand at this point

[QUOTE=TimJim;17540255]yeah last time i was there i was young but i remember the beach

fffuuuuuu.

the climate is a huge lure too. right now its either back to the UK, australia, or new zealand at this point[/QUOTE]

If it were me I'd probably go to the UK just because I've never been there. If I didn't live here I'm not sure if I'd visit...

from what i remember it was a perfect mix between the UK and America so its very attractive atm

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17540249]Hardeeharhar. I'll do nothing of the sort![/QUOTE]

Well, who's gonna sell your shirts here then?

[QUOTE=gaslight;17540269]Well, who's gonna sell your shirts here then?[/QUOTE]

I dunno... me? What, I'm not sexy enough to sell shirts?

I can imagine the conversation not going like this:

"Hey Chloe, want to come with me and the band to Sydney to sell shirts? We can't afford to pay you and you'll have to put uni and your job on hold for a few weeks."

"Sure."

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But ****, I'm sex on a stick, I can even touch my own nose!

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17540273]I dunno... me? What, I'm not sexy enough to sell shirts?

I can imagine the conversation not going like this:

"Hey Chloe, want to come with me and the band to Sydney to sell shirts? We can't afford to pay you and you'll have to put uni and your job on hold for a few weeks."

"Sure."[/QUOTE]

Well if that's her attitude I'm afraid her and I just won't work out.

Hahaha, I'd be interested to see what would happen with you two just so I could sit in the middle distance and laugh.

:upset:

I'm a nice guy.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17540289]:upset:

I'm a nice guy.[/QUOTE]

You know what they say about fat chicks?

"But she's got a good personality."

Congratulations. You're the fat chick.

I'll have you know I'm a happily average looking man.

Well that makes two of us.

Although apparently I'm "cute," and we all know cute is code for 'hideous'.

I'm going to get 11,000 posts before I go to bed. I'm cool.

Everything girls say is code for "tell me I'm pretty". Nah girls are wonderful.

And do it, 11K awaits.

Girls can be wonderful.

When they're not backstabbing bitches and acting like sluts.

You may not be a whore, but you're wearing a whores' uniform...

I love Tom Waits.

What's he building in there...................................

And what's the tune he's always whistling..............

You're not helping me.

Oh **** dude you are heaps not as close to 11K as I thought you were. I must have misread.