brent's a shallow cunt

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18555248]I do have quite a deep voice dude, which is why up until recently it pissed me off that I could do highs and mids sung and screamed but never lows.

But cheers yuri bro.[/QUOTE]

Ah, weird. I don't have a very deep voice, but I have trouble with the highs.

Btw, I once measured the lowest tone I could sing while keeping a steady tone under normal conditions and while having a sick hangover: under normal conditions it was the lower E string on a guitar and with a hangover I could easily reach the D while keeping a steady tone.

/csb

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18555270]i know its supposed to be a universal human trait but i think its even more prevalent in females

u want what u cant have n all that

its like a competition thing for them

[B]o ya that gurl thinks that guy is with her well ima suck him off and show her that im bettr at whore[/B][/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18555270]o ya that gurl thinks that guy is with her well ima suck him off and show her that im bettr at whore[/QUOTE]
lmao

one of my biggest pet peeves about females is they would rather have an 8/10 looking guy who neglects them

over a 6 or 7/10 guy who treats them well

they have bf's for status

chicks, man

lmao what?

its so much less looks with chicks, p sure

lets just stop tryin to understand bitches

[QUOTE]its so much less looks with chicks, p sure[/QUOTE]
nah dawg, they think they'll never be able to find a guy with better looks so they cling onto them

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555285]nah dawg, they think they'll never be able to find a guy with better looks so they cling onto them[/QUOTE]

surely it cant be that simple!

yeah i just dont see that very often

i generally see girls with schmucks, but like i'm actually a good looking dude so maybe that's why i get this

[I]delusional[/I]

niggu u delusional

if you see a girl who is good looking and is clearly dating a dude who is ugly, you can come to one or several of a few possible conclusions:

dude is rich
dude is hung like a horse
dude is rich and hes hung like a horse
dude is a hopeless romantic who cooks her dinner and runs her bath and hes hung like a horse

i'm a p romantic guy real talk

I dont have many interests but I have an interest in like, you know the girl and shit

basically I dont give a fuck about things outside my bubble, if a girl is in the bubble I care

social retard :lol:

bubbles are definitely an interest of mine

im not rich and im not romantic

so everyday when i wake i thank god for my hog

every girl I've been on a date with has liked my personality :lol:

[url]http://youtu.be/6pJBhgh46-A[/url]

lmao wtf

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18555297]if you see a girl who is good looking and is clearly dating a dude who is ugly, you can come to one or several of a few possible conclusions:

dude is rich
dude is hung like a horse
dude is rich and hes hung like a horse
dude is a hopeless romantic who cooks her dinner and runs her bath and hes hung like a horse[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

becuz u know cooking for her and running her baths for her would not be enough on their own.. gotta pack that heat bruh..

dude hxc delivering the hilarity on this page looool.

guys did u here its 2005 again

[url]http://www.friendproject.net/index.php[/url]

get in on the fun!

fucking hate when I see a cute girls profile but she's like, into movies and shitty music

are you actually looking for a girl whos into all the same things you are?

make no mistake you will die alone that way

and i mean i know everyone dies alone, technically, but like, you wont even have a bitch at your bedside when you go.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555328]fucking hate when I see a cute girls profile but she's like, into movies and shitty music[/QUOTE]

yeah dude, fuck music without exploding planets and blast beats and fuck all movie!

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18555335] and fuck all movie![/QUOTE]

:lol:

if adb's into you and you like any movies ever made...

[I]dealbreaker[/I]

idk if Im gonna message her, she's cute and a business major

seems p cool

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555301]i'm a p romantic guy real talk[/QUOTE]

figured it was worth a quote

[I]fiction entertains you, you're a delusional cunt[/I]

[QUOTE=adbforever;18555275]one of my biggest pet peeves about females is they would rather have an 8/10 looking guy who neglects them

over a 6 or 7/10 guy who treats them well

they have bf's for status[/QUOTE]

[I]generalizations[/I]

fuck yea girl messaged back

[I]she's into me[/I]

I'm that 8+ guy who neglects them.

But I make dough and my abs are jacked.

But then again I live at home.

inaccurate generalizations with brent

news at 4:20

sorry h&d these guidelines only apply to heterosexual relationships

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18555374]inaccurate generalizations with brent

news at[B] 4:20[/B][/QUOTE]

yo chop me some kush dawg

i cut get you a faaaat slice fo $60