[QUOTE=pukeboy66]i guess people just dont trust him after his mental break down in wich he slaughterd 80 percent of the bass forums n00bs[/QUOTE]

:lol: Explain :amaze:

Pity he didn't catch you too.

JOKE

;)

:smash:

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]:lol: Explain :amaze:[/QUOTE]

it was a perfect sunny day ... me and the rest of my fellow noobs were enjoying the forums when all of a sudden out of the shadows he arose ... i saw him cut a noob clean in half ... thats right ...clean in half


i ran for cover and waited out the attack ... after it was over me mister pickle and mr soup were the only ones left

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Pity he didn't catch you too.

JOKE

;)

:smash:[/QUOTE]
:p ....

damn five letter limit

I mind when i was lurking on the boards, reading Gav's "F[SIZE="1"]U[/SIZE]CK YOU N00BS" thread. It made me glad i hadn't joined at that time :p

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]it was a perfect sunny day ... me and the rest of my fellow noobs were enjoying the forums when all of a sudden out of the shadows he arose ... i saw him cut a noob clean in half ... thats right ...clean in half


i ran for cover and waited out the attack ... after it was over me mister pickle and mr soup were the only ones left[/QUOTE]

Hahah. I miss the old n00b slaying gav :thumb:


:thumb: <---- Just for six :p

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]i like the signature ... in fact its how i know its gave ... i dont even have to look at his avatar :)[/QUOTE]

That's how I scan for my posts...I look for the thumb. So it's weird when I'm looking and see a thumb in someone else's posts...especially that Stu character...it just throws me off. :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]Hahah. I miss the old n00b slaying gav :thumb:


:thumb: <---- Just for six :p[/QUOTE]


ever since then ive been keeping tabs ... watching for signs....

o god not ur joke thing fatbandit! grow up spamwhore!












































...[color=red][size=12]JOKE[/size][/color]

go on, if u didn't see it coming u disgust me. :D

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]That's how I scan for my posts...I look for the thumb. So it's weird when I'm looking and see a thumb in someone else's posts...especially that Stu character...it just throws me off. :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]

haha does he still use your sig?



:thumb:

-puke

I find mine with the :smash: (unless people are quoting it :/) or the bright green flashing avatar :lol:

:smash:

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]ever since then ive been keeping tabs ... watching for signs....[/QUOTE]

He'll never be truly gone, just waiting for another n00b to cross the invisible line, then........






BAM!! SUPER GAV!!

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Remember when I was Mr. Nice Guy, always defending n00bs, talking about community, avoiding arguments "like rape" to quote Maddox, and just shooting the breeze with you guys?

News flash:

I hate the forums now!!!
I hate the new n00bs with a passion!!

...No seriously. I HATE some of them...they're so **** annoying. I'd post names but I know I'd forget some and I'd offend some (all) people.

The threads lately have been sucking (I mean, read the "Bass Game" thread...seriously. What the hell was that?), the n00bs suck, and lots of the vets are gone and barely post...LightRaven, especially.

Is she a mod or what?

This is me doing two things:

1- Apologizing for being a jerk lately, but these forums have been sucking so much and I'm so pissed off at how terrible these n00bs are that I can't even defend them anymore because I find myself on the attack.

2- Begging you guys to help me think of stuff to make this forum as fun as it was back in August of 2003 when I, along with various other MXers (Wintermute, Subcontra, LinkinBassist, Ian, etc.) joined.

So yeah, does anyone but me think the forums have been completely horrible lately?

What about the n00bs? You've seen me get pissed in threads like this example:

Threadstarter: Hey, has anyone played a Fender P bass? What is the tone like? Thanks.
N00b 1: no i haven't played it sorry*
N00b 2: I have one it's good**
N00b 3: [quotes n00b 1] 123...***

* WHY WASTE OUR FUCKING TIME!?!?! I notice wileycoyote does this a lot...please dude, stop.
** No details? Don't post...it's that simple. No one here should post "I played it and it sucked." or "I played it and it was awesome." Details, my friend...your post is useless now.
*** Well, this is obvious.

Does anyone agree with me or disagree with me? I find the forums more of a prompt to have a heart attack out of sheer rage at how lame it is now, especially these n00bs...GOD do I absolutely HATE the n00bs now...

This is a complete 180 from where I was about a year ago when I was nice to n00bs...but back then, the n00bs weren't freakin' idiots and the forums didn't suck.

Let me know what you all think...feel free to flame me all you want. I couldn't give a shit anymore...

-Gav[/QUOTE]

^ ^ ^ good ol' days

AHHH

the memories

the horrible memories :upset:

*shudders*

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws][QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]Remember when I was Mr. Nice Guy, always defending n00bs, talking about community, avoiding arguments "like rape" to quote Maddox, and just shooting the breeze with you guys?

News flash:

I hate the forums now!!!
I hate the new n00bs with a passion!!

...No seriously. I HATE some of them...they're so **** annoying. I'd post names but I know I'd forget some and I'd offend some (all) people.

The threads lately have been sucking (I mean, read the "Bass Game" thread...seriously. What the hell was that?), the n00bs suck, and lots of the vets are gone and barely post...LightRaven, especially.

Is she a mod or what?

This is me doing two things:

1- Apologizing for being a jerk lately, but these forums have been sucking so much and I'm so pissed off at how terrible these n00bs are that I can't even defend them anymore because I find myself on the attack.

2- Begging you guys to help me think of stuff to make this forum as fun as it was back in August of 2003 when I, along with various other MXers (Wintermute, Subcontra, LinkinBassist, Ian, etc.) joined.

So yeah, does anyone but me think the forums have been completely horrible lately?

What about the n00bs? You've seen me get pissed in threads like this example:

Threadstarter: Hey, has anyone played a Fender P bass? What is the tone like? Thanks.
N00b 1: no i haven't played it sorry*
N00b 2: I have one it's good**
N00b 3:

^ ^ ^ good ol' days[/QUOTE]

You have to admit...at the time, I did have really good points. I'm just a very emotional person. :lol:

:thumb:

-Gav

poor wiley ...


that was the n00b he cut in half you know ...

:lol: Gav's old post got pwned by "fusty walrus" filter thing.

One phrase from that thread that stuck with me was Gav saying "When i get angry I verbally rape people". I went on to use it in real life and reaped great satisfaction from it.

Too bad I wasn't here to help him slaughter them

^ lol, calm it gav! nah ur not that bad. And u look hot in girls' pants.

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]Too bad I wasn't here to help him slaughter them[/QUOTE]

lucky i was able to find refuge

i dont know how soup and pickle did it

they refuse to speak of it

So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:

[QUOTE=Four strings of joy]:lol: Gav's old post got pwned by "fusty walrus" filter thing.

One phrase from that thread that stuck with me was Gav saying "When i get angry I verbally rape people". I went on to use it in real life and reaped great satisfaction from it.[/QUOTE]

Isn't it a sweet phrase? I'm not saying I started it, but I never heard anyone use it before I did, so it may have been an unconscious recollection or something, but it's wicked sweet, so I use it all the time now. :D

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=fatbandit]So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:

fuck!

:wave:

I've just sold my peavey century 200 head (the ugly old one) and monday or tuesday I will be the happy owner of a Peavey Mark IV bass head :smoke: For how much can I sell a flightcase? I get one with it.

[QUOTE=pukeboy66]lucky i was able to find refuge

i dont know how soup and pickle did it

they refuse to speak of it[/QUOTE]

Where did you hide out?

[QUOTE=fatbandit]So the n00b he cut in half...

Was that misuse of hardcore dancing...?

:amaze:

:smash:[/QUOTE]

My friend Tony was mosh dancing and he swung his arm...but some kid was dancing a lot closer to him than he thought, and Tony broke his arm and the other kid went to the hospital due to a concussion. :upset:

:thumb:

-Gav

[QUOTE=Dave.Rws]Where did you hide out?[/QUOTE]

the pit


he would never think to look for a n00b in the pit

but if he had i might not be here typing this today

Another great (but slightly sick) phrase is......


"I was weak and shaken like a freshly raped dog"


I almost wet myself when i saw that.

hey kilian :wave:

congrats on the deal man, hope you enjoy it ;)

[QUOTE=SixnStones]And u look hot in girls' pants.[/QUOTE]
That's getting cheap..

And yeah about the forums, I will admit: for knowledge etc I went to talkbass and I come here to share and post in teh casual :D