o really what university do I go to?

that one in canada with all the buildings

nope

if i won the lottery i would buy heroin

sam I'd buy you an opium farm

[QUOTE=P13;18470435]nope[/QUOTE]

is it underwater

that would be so awesome to have an opium farm

but the thing i want the most is one of those machines they have in the hospital where you press a button and it injects you with morphine

nope

getting closer

@blockhead
I'd get you workers to make you whatever type of opiate you wanted and that machine
I'd just have to cover it up and it'd probably be in china or mongolia or afghanistan or something

is it the water temple in zelda

nah man

think more real

okay fine just one girl is fine i'm fine with that no entitlement none whatsoever

it'll be the awkward emo one

that's okay she'll probably be all cute and awkward and not know what she's doing and smile shyly and i'll be like "hey you're doing great" and stroke her hair and wAIT this isn't some kind of dumpsterslut emo girl is it i'm imagining something different

i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.

I'll just got to a middle school and find some up and comers

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470460]i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.[/QUOTE]

that happened to me before idk wtf she was doing, it felt good though

[QUOTE=super_blockhead;18470460]i hate girls that suck at giving head. i let this 17 year old give me head and she was terrible at it and fucking threw up. stupid bitch.[/QUOTE]


lol

[QUOTE=P13;18470461]I'll just got to a middle school and find some up and comers[/QUOTE]

sounds good to me :cool: make sure it's not a chubby one i'm tired of chubby girls

she'll be unhealthily skinny

this didn't feel good it just pissed me off. we fucked after that though and she was pretty good at that so it was okay. and she was pretty so that made it not as bad.

[QUOTE=P13;18470469]she'll be unhealthily skinny[/QUOTE]

eh can we just squish her a bit so she is normal skinny but short

how old are you again seb? like 17?

yes, 18 v. soon

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18470471]eh can we just squish her a bit so she is normal skinny but short[/QUOTE]
I'll take you with me so we can pick out your pre-death girl
it'll be like we're shopping

we can pretend to be dirty ass fuckin arabs shopping for slaves or something and make rude comments under our breath you know

that sounds perfect

i'm quite looking forward to dying now

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18470384]you're thinking waaaaaaaaay too smallllllllllll[/QUOTE]

im a simple kind of boy :-*

this all hinges on whether I win the lottery

fuck I have to go through with this now if I actually win I do'nt know if I can handle the pressure :S

[QUOTE=P13;18470492]this all hinges on whether I win the lottery

fuck I have to go through with this now if I actually win I do'nt know if I can handle the pressure :S[/QUOTE]

hey don't pussy out on me i need you man :o

[QUOTE]i hate myself (or more pathetic ramblings)

deft self-loathing crept into my bed one night like an uncle removed times two I didn't even struggle loss of virginity was something new I went down on the pain and sucked out the venom uwrapped from sheets of azure filling cavities of insecurity feeling... the seed of failure mercury dripping on my tongue I swallowed like a whore pillow talk of how I've gone wrong I'm a rape victim desiring more he spooned me till we saw the sun then with a sweet breath he sighed touched a kiss to my cheek and left wrapped in sheets of azure once again I was bereft loathing loved me tender that's more than I can say for any girl thank god he's a repeat offender

By: Ethan Martinez[/QUOTE]

lmao

As long as you pay for me to move my Canadian lady friend to America when I get back I will be happy okay.