Jokes are funnier in real life. Like this one:

So, there was a blonde on one side of the road and a blonde on the other. The first blonde yells to the second, "How do I get to the other side of the road?" The second blonde responds with "You're on the other side!"

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Come again?[/QUOTE]

lmao

Come again

Maturity minus minus

:lol: that one was pretty good Jake

[QUOTE=Cain]You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.[/QUOTE]

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are in a gynacologist waiting room. All three are pregnant.

The brunette says, "I reckon it's gonna be a boy, coz I was on top"

The redhead says, "I reckon it's gonna be a girl, coz I was underneath"

The blonde started crying. "What's wrong?" said the others. "I think I'm gonna have puppies!" sobbed the blonde

[QUOTE=GurS]A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are in a gynacologist waiting room. All three are pregnant.

The brunette says, "I reckon it's gonna be a boy, coz I was on top"

The redhead says, "I reckon it's gonna be a girl, coz I was underneath"

The blonde started crying. "What's wrong?" said the others. "I think I'm gonna have puppies!" sobbed the blonde[/QUOTE]
:lol: better :thumb:

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Nonono, let Cain explain himself.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Come again?[/QUOTE]

You just react badly to anyone that says a joke you've heard before. You react badly almost every time someone makes one, which indicates to me you've heard every joke any of these people can tell, and thus will find no joke anyone says funny. Hence: jaded.

You're entitled to your own opinion.

You're wrong, but you're entitled to it.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]You're entitled to your own opinion.

You're wrong, but you're entitled to it.[/QUOTE]

:) I honestly wasn't trying to pick a fight. Don't think I was.

That said, I retain my opinion.

I'm out. I'm going to see if I can taste a donut. :cool:

Bye:wave:

Cain- *cough* urrite *cough*

Even though it's wrong.

Boy, you crackas sure are stubborn.

See ya later Jake :wave:

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Even though it's wrong.

Boy, you crackas sure are stubborn.[/QUOTE]

:D We don't know anything except what we think we know.

"In every class, there are five smart kids, five dumb kids, and the rest are average. The rest are 'B' and 'C' students. Now, let's not kid ourselves here, a black 'C' student can't run a company. A black 'C' student can't even manage no Burger King. But the white 'C' student happens to be the President of the United States"

-- Chris Rock

Bashing Bush, real original stuff there. :p

Never heard it done that way.

I've only heard teenage faggots who say "BUSH IS A STUPID REDNECK WHO LIED! RAWR!"

Sup?

I am off to bed. Goodnight MX :wave:

NP:Slayer-Angel of death

[url]http://tinypic.com/2jgx7t[/url]

Look what happened to my bed.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Did you have too much sex?

LOL. Oh wait.. what am I asking?! Silly me.[/QUOTE]

I wish, I guess I am just a fatas[size=2]s[/size].

For some reason no one's posting in my thread and it's a friday :(
(bumps plz)

What thread?

Nomination thread, methinks.

Indeed.

AH, could you YSI the new Audio Slave song for me?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]AH, could you YSI the new Audio Slave song for me?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[url=http://s36.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2O0V5NVF2XUKS23J1TWTNC015V]Audioslave- "Be Yourself"[/url]

If this isn't the one you wanted, then I don't know what the hell you are talking about :-\

Thanks dude, I really like that song. Any songs you need?