omfg dudez, u r talking bout rap, stp it now! u r boring me!

im goin 2 leave since u guyz r so boringz!

/cries

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]sup[/QUOTE]

I good, sup wit you jew?

*quite humorous, really. I say sup jews, and a jew responds.*

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]omfg dudez, u r talking bout rap, stp it now! u r boring me!

im goin 2 leave since u guyz r so boringz!

/cries[/QUOTE]

Sorry dood.

How about that new troo extreme death metal band, Anal Sakrifice? Totally hardcore.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]How about that new troo extreme death metal band, Anal Sakrifice? Totally hardcore.[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol:

This is a post about Outkast, not Anal Sakrifice (Thx GurS and Bus)
 

I have their newest album. (If not the newest, it's the double disc one) It's pretty good. Hey Ya was incredibly catchy, to say the least. I liked Big Boi's CD better than Andre's.

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I have their newest album. (If not the newest, it's the double disc one)[/QUOTE]


For a split second, I thought Jake thought that Anal Sakrifice was a real band, and was talking bout them.

[QUOTE=GurS]For a split second, I thought Jake thought that Anal Sakrifice was a real band, and was talking bout them.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

NP: Beck - Loser

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]I have their newest album. (If not the newest, it's the double disc one) It's pretty good. Hey Ya was incredibly catchy, to say the least. I liked Big Boi's CD better than Andre's.[/QUOTE]

I thought you were talking about Anal Sakrifice :upset:

There, I fix'd it for you 2. :lol:

NP: 46&2- Tool

thread revival

Did anyone do anything sweet today?

me= Of course not. I sat at home, and I was so bored/sick that I didn't even spend the entire day on mx. :upset:

eh I ended up playing bass and going on MX and that was it

[QUOTE=Illmatic]:lol:

NP: Beck - Loser[/QUOTE]

:not rap: :eek:

I ate lamb chops for supper.

Lucky. I heart lambchops. :D I ate a leftover Subway sandwich. It was pretty okay, since I can't even taste anything. (Except blue and red gummyworms, like I've said)

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo]NP: 46&2- Tool

thread revival

Did anyone do anything sweet today?

me= Of course not. I sat at home, and I was so bored/sick that I didn't even spend the entire day on mx. :upset:[/QUOTE]

Got my new Military ID, coughed a lot, ordered a distortion pedal and a flanger pedal, and watched my PF Anthologies.

The Lampchops were juicy, but I prefer my slightly tougher, this one was too soft in the middle

a good 1/2 pound chop though.

I spent the night in my girlfriend's dorm

NP: Alice in Chains - Don't Follow

I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"[/QUOTE]


Old joke :p

Oh noes, I chuckled at that.

Crap. I didn't laugh because I thought you the 2nd set of circles backwards. :lol:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I dedicate this joke to Ray, since he loves all my jokes.

Two men get arrested for drugs. They go before the judge, and the judge tells them that their assignment is to make a presentation in front of other convicted drug users. Each men would present in front of 500 men. The judge then stated that the severity of the sentence would be based on how many or how few each man convinced to stop using drugs. He tells the men he'll see them in a week.

The next week, the two men come back to report their results.

The first man stands up and says, "Your honor, I convinced fifty out of the five-hundred men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is happy. "What was your presentation?"

"Well, I drew two circles, like this:

[size=6]O[/size] [size=1]o[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your brain before drugs, and the one on the right is your brain after drugs.'"

The judge says that he was proud of the man. He then asks the second man to step forward.

"Your honor, I convinced all 500 men to come clean and stop using drugs."

The judge is flattered. "My goodness, what was your presentation?"

"Well, your honor, I drew two circles like this:

[size=1]o[/size] [size=6]O[/size]

I said, 'The one on the left is your as[size=2]shole before prison, and the one on the right is your as[/size]shole after prison.'"[/QUOTE]
:lol: stupidly funny joke

[QUOTE=GurS]Old joke :p[/QUOTE]

I liked it. :)

Right, so there's a 10 year old kid, and he goes to a whore house, and he says,

"I want a whore with aids."

The receptionist said

"Excuse me, but you're 10 years old"

The 10 year old pulls out a briefcase full of cash and says, "GOD DAMMIT I WANT A WHORE WITH AIDS"

So the receptionist leads him through to the whore room, and beckons at a whore in the corner:

"This one has AIDS, but wouldn't you rather have a clean girl?"

"No"

So he goes ahead and s3xx0rs the whore. After he's finished, the girl says:

"You could have had any girl - why did you pick me?"

The kid replies:

"When I go home, I'm gonna have sex with the baby sitter, and she'll get AIDS. Then, when my dad drives her home, he's gonna have sex with her and HE'S gonna get AIDS. Then, next time my dad sleeps with my mum, SHE'S gonna get AIDS. Then she's gonna sleep with the gardner, and HE'S gonna get AIDS - AND THAT'LL SERVE THE ****ER RIGHT FOR KILLING MY PET TORTOISE!"

Btw, sup Jom

Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay

erm @ GurS' joke

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay[/QUOTE]

:upset:

it made my friends laugh.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Jokes are supposed to be funny, GurS.

NP: Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay[/QUOTE]

You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.

No comment.

[QUOTE=Cain]You're right about GurS's joke, but that doesn't mean that you're not Mr. Jaded when it comes to these things.[/QUOTE]

Come again?