[quote=SlightlyEpic;17814738]I'm the most socially awkward person I know and somehow I managed to get a girlfriend idk[/quote]
same

I thought you were very socially at ease Tim.

[QUOTE=masscows;17814735]does anyone else read stuff like this and lol

I mean, those are some stupid ****ing rules for relationships to be governed by
[/QUOTE]


He's kinda right though, constant attempts to get communication show you're desperate and impatient, it's not attractive to girls, trust me I've made the same mistake.

If you wait after trying to contact a girl it shows you aren't pushy and have the patience to allow them to get back to you.

I'm really quiet and a totally obvious freak but idk every now and then girls throw themselves at me

I hate when I don't send enough text messages and she berates me for it.

[quote=The Stig;17814731]May have been able to salvage it if you'd have waited at least a few days after the three then either or send a message/call. Doing both was probably a bad thing, and it sounds like you did it too soon after the three messages. If you were aiming for a weekend thing, I'd have waited until at least Wednesday/Thursday at the earliest.

Sounds like it's time to move on bro.[/quote]
Wut

it was two days later!

these are really incredibly stupid reasons for relationships to not work, honestly. I mean, I like her, she seem(s)(ed) to like me, why isn't that enough? what bearing would these things have had on the relationship in the longrun? probably nothing.

sorry if i sound naive or bitter but treating relationships like a game is one of the dumbest things people do

Ok Paul you're a virgin and Nate isn't.


He must be doing something right.

[quote=Meatplow;17814743]I thought you were very socially at ease Tim.[/quote]
it depends on the people. i stumble over my words easily and i very visibly blush but otherwise

:Jaundice Logic:

paul did you used you watch the pick up artist on vh1 cause you kinda sound like it

i just dont understand why you guys make girls seem so complicated when theyre really not. walk up make her laugh get her number see how it goes

YEAH DUDE JUST PLAY CANDY LAND WITH THEM

s'all good

tbh if you:

initiate a conversation
maybe smile
act aloof

youre probably good but idk i need more confidence to pull this stuff on.

[quote=Jaundice;17814796]YEAH DUDE JUST PLAY CANDY LAND WITH THEM

s'all good[/quote]
i may sound like a retard but hell if i dont get results

/jason falls through the ceiling

YEAH WELL THEYRE PROB NOT GOOD LOOKIN GIRLS

If you want to get girls, read [I]Naked Lunch [/I]in conspicuous places.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17814789]I told you man, I've been down this road many times before. You haven't been seeing this girl long, right? It's a little different if you're in a full-blown relationship, but it's just irritating to someone when you constantly try to contact them. It makes you seem insecure/desperate or even pushy. If the girl is interested, she'll respond to the first one. And two days is a bit better than calling the next day, but I've always found it best to wait a bit longer. If she was really that interested, it gives her an opportunity to contact you, and you look better by not constantly bugging her.

I'm not saying that time elapsed between contact is what makes relationships or breaks them, but if you're in early stages while your partner is still making up her mind, it can hurt you.[/QUOTE]

i'm pretty openly insecure, it's a huge part of my sense of humor actually

that probably isn't really helping my case

once girls know i post on an internet forum they just drop their pants

[QUOTE=masscows;17814812]i'm pretty openly insecure, it's a huge part of my sense of humor actually[/QUOTE]


yeah idk that's not very good

try and at least appear confident

[quote=Nostalgia;17814813]once girls know i post on an internet forum they just drop their pants[/quote]
i laughed outloud really hard at this

getting girls is easy bros

i found a bunch of game gear games in a box

but there was no game gear

fuuuuuu

[quote=rasputin;17814818]getting girls is easy bros[/quote]
yeah!
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[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17814819]i found a bunch of game gear games in a box

but there was no game gear

fuuuuuu[/QUOTE]

owned

o sega, why dost thee tool with thine heart?

*mine

[QUOTE=TimJim;17814795]i just dont understand why you guys make girls seem so complicated when theyre really not. walk up make her laugh get her number see how it goes[/QUOTE]

i can make people laugh really easily when i'm comfortable

but walking straight up to a random girl is definitely out of my comfort zone

*puketim.gif

[quote=masscows;17814833]i can make people laugh really easily when i'm comfortable

but walking straight up to a random girl is definitely out of my comfort zone[/quote]
haha yeah its really awkward unless you vaguely know them

[QUOTE=masscows;17814833]i can make people laugh really easily when i'm comfortable

but walking straight up to a random girl is definitely out of my comfort zone[/QUOTE]

this