Mmmmmmmm break me off one of them fried titties.

Fried chicken titties

Jesus, I read Bright Eyes lyrics (for the song "At the Bottom of Everything") and I'm all like "These are pretty damn good, maybe I was wrong" so I listen to the song and I'm all like, "Nope, he sucks".

The end.

Fried Chicken + titties = love.

Fried Chicked + titties + Bright Eyes = tainted love.

"Taint" is right.

What's he sound like? Bright Eyes that is.

He sounds like taint.

Oh. Very descriptive.

Chicken titties

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]Chicken titties[/QUOTE]

Chicken breasts.

Fix'd.

Grilled or fried?

Shutup you rightous israelite go vegan.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Shutup you right and honourable israelite go vegan.[/QUOTE]

You don't like chickun?

I want chicken fingers. That's what I meant by fried chicken. Chicken fingers are fried. And I want some. Eric, gimme yo fingers and let me nibble on 'em a little.

All the churches burned down












but I prefer Popeye's

[B]alright alright everyone listen up. this is important but i didnt feel like making a new thread about it becasue its not quite that important. but i need you peoples help.[/B]

ok so my band is playing a show next saturday night, and i think ive established a while ago that no one in our area likes our music, so they dont really like us. we are playing with 3 other sh itty top 40 bands, and we are playing second.

it is rumored that there is a conspiracy against us that the kid in charge of the show is going to inturrupt our second song and ask the crowd if they want us to continue playing. the crowd is then going to chant "NO!" and we will be booed off the stage.

fu ck that. what would you people do to avoid this or whatever, becasue were stumped

Play the show 100% and if they boo you off it happens. It's nothing against you, and you have a crappy scene if they do that. Might as well get it over with now.

Keep playing while they boo you. Show them punx have no feelings.

Use pyrotechnics. Nobody boos at those. And if they do? Burn the f'ucker down.


But more importantly for this post.


ATTN THOSE KIDS WHO LOVE LATTERMAN (or PIX stuff):

[url]http://www.myspace.com/eatthismckinley[/url]

Check it... they recently changed their sound by going electric and adding a bass. I think it's pretty tight.

Very good.

[QUOTE=_JR][B]alright alright everyone listen up. this is important but i didnt feel like making a new thread about it becasue its not quite that important. but i need you peoples help.[/B]

ok so my band is playing a show next saturday night, and i think ive established a while ago that no one in our area likes our music, so they dont really like us. we are playing with 3 other sh itty top 40 bands, and we are playing second.

it is rumored that there is a conspiracy against us that the kid in charge of the show is going to inturrupt our second song and ask the crowd if they want us to continue playing. the crowd is then going to chant "NO!" and we will be booed off the stage.

fu ck that. what would you people do to avoid this or whatever, becasue were stumped[/QUOTE]

Dude, take a six-pack of eggs each on stage, and if it does happen, fu'cking egg the crowd and the soundtech box. Also crack one on the mic so they have to clean it and sh'it. And if it doesn't happen, egg the crowd. That way you have people who liked your music before you egged them, and by egging them you're separating those with a sense of humour from those without, and thus creating a scene in your area made up of punks with a sense of humour.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Very good.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. They're going on tour soon. Catch em if you can.

March 30 - somewhere in IN
March 31 - Detroit
April 1 - Cleveland, OH
April 2 - Buffalo
April 3 - Kingston
April 4 - Brooklyn
April 5 - NY/New Jersey/Penns
April 6 - Philly
April 7 - DC
April 8 - Pittsburgh
April 9 - Columbus, OH

Speaking of girls, I found out the girl I wanted to ask out on a Saturday won't be able to make it once again! And I was going to ask her out at a poetry reading, too! ****! ****ity ****ing ****y ****ing ****face!

Nope, they skip Upstate New York.

haha, that sucks.

I'm waiting to ask the girl I like out, considering that she broke up with my best friend a few days ago. gulp. Not a comfortable situation here.

If you guys have a good relationship you'll realize that when it comes to girls you 2 shouldn't give a f'uck about who dated who first. When it comes to girls you have to get whatever you can no matter her past relationships.

[QUOTE=MENTAL YO]haha, that sucks.

I'm waiting to ask the girl I like out, considering that she broke up with my best friend a few days ago. gulp. Not a comfortable situation here.[/QUOTE]

Ask him if he's up for a threesome with her, and when he says no, ask if he minds if you get it on with her anyway.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]If you guys have a good relationship you'll realize that when it comes to girls you 2 shouldn't give a f'uck about who dated who first. When it comes to girls you have to get whatever you can no matter her past relationships.[/QUOTE]

He's kind of... not over her? I guess. They went out for a while. 4 or 5months or so.

Yeah. I guess I understand that would be a rough thing for him. Wait it out is all you can do I guess.

[quote=Skrunnch]If you guys have a good relationship you'll realize that when it comes to girls you 2 shouldn't give a f'uck about who dated who first. When it comes to girls you have to get whatever you can no matter her past relationships.[/quote]

Like you and Deja amirite?

I went out with my ex-girlfriend for over two months and only seen her three times during those two and half months. And it wasn't a long distance relationship. That has to be a record. Now we are talking about being friends with benefits. Yaaay!

PS: <3uJess.

No more like me and this chick Emily that my best friend dated. I pretty much told him that if I get the chance to f'uck her I'm not going to consider that they once dated. I told him I didn't give a f'uck about his feeling when it came to taht, and thankfully he said he agreed and would do the same thing.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yeah. I guess I understand that would be a rough thing for him. Wait it out is all you can do I guess.[/QUOTE]


mmmhm. That's the plan. I'll probably lose interest soon anyway.

Hopefully. I don't really think getting xHxcX attatched to girls when you're young is good anyway.

I will stop trying to give silly advice.

/Withdraws to his inner-sanctum to scheme and plot.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Hopefully. I don't really think getting xHxcX attatched to girls when you're young is good anyway.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. All the couples that are like "OMG we're going to get married when we grow up" are creepy as hell. And there are more of them at my school than I would like.

Being is single is where it's at

















/me cries in lonliness

From my experience with long relationships (2 years taht ended in July), they're great till you breakup and then it's all downhill and completely not worth it.

I like the new CT name Nick. It's very now.

Burliest community thread name ever.

Even burlier than these guys: [url]http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/4000/4052/lumberjacks_1_md.gif[/url]