i dress up in rabbit suits and collect donations

donations for what?

make a wish foundation!

Thats very exciting

you have no idea.

[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17155021]I work for a company called Johnson and Rountree, we are a third party administrator for United Healthcare and its affiliates. We handle refund collections from overpaid doctors offices and hospitals. I'm the quality control person, I listen to everybodys phone calls and make sure people are doing their **** right[/QUOTE]

Wow I'm sorry.

it pays well

my last job i did outbound sales and the QA dudes had the easiest job there

I'm never gonna find this damn riff.

Easy=/=enjoyable
[QUOTE=imperialblackness;17155133]it pays well[/QUOTE]

So does sucking dick but I prefer not to anyways :p

hahaha my job was really ****ing hard when I first started but ive been there a year and half now and its easy gotten easy and my position is ****ing awesome

[QUOTE=666DiMe666;17155136]I'm never gonna find this damn riff.[/QUOTE]

what riff?

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17155049]i work security and get called a stupid spatula a lot and i yell at stupid rich kids who wont listen and then they fall down the stairs and im all "should have listened" and then i get angry drunk fathers trying to fight me[/QUOTE]

where do you work security?

wherever they need me

usually hockey and soccer games as well as concerts

youre awfully skinny for that

Done any good concerts?

[QUOTE=TimJim;17155155]youre awfully skinny for that[/QUOTE]

not really, it's just customer service. plus i can hold my own, and i mean it's not like im on my own. if someone who really thinks they can take me wants to try they're entitled, but they'll either

a) win and it wont matter because im skinny
b) lose and it'll be hilariously embarrassing for them
c) i'll just get one of our beasts and they'll lose and probably walk away crying

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17155160]not really, it's just customer service. plus i can hold my own, and i mean it's not like im on my own. if someone who really thinks they can take me wants to try they're entitled, but they'll either

a) win and it wont matter because im skinny
b) lose and it'll be hilariously embarrassing for them
c) i'll just get one of our beasts and they'll lose and probably walk away crying[/QUOTE]

That's kinda like my job!

[quote=Cocaine;17155160]not really, it's just customer service. plus i can hold my own, and i mean it's not like im on my own. if someone who really thinks they can take me wants to try they're entitled, but they'll either

a) win and it wont matter because im skinny
b) lose and it'll be hilariously embarrassing for them
c) i'll just get one of our beasts and they'll lose and probably walk away crying[/quote]
that would be soo elite to witness "c"

it usually ends up being pretty funny. because im not a big guy, people dont usually try to fight me (and i can usually kick people out without them even realizing im doing it) but the bigger guys always get tested (and they always win).

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17155186] but the bigger guys always get tested (and they always win).[/QUOTE]

Same at my job lol

but the bigger guys at your job have guns

[QUOTE=sean2332;17155143]what riff?[/QUOTE]


It kinda sounds like this:

https://www.yousendit.com/download/UmNKVWRpTk15Ukd4dnc9PQ

I wanna say it's from a late 80's/early 90's death metal band, but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17155199]but the bigger guys at your job have guns[/QUOTE]
i wonder what would happen if your big guys also had guns

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17154872]I just want to be a raging gay i thought this was a free country[/QUOTE]

o it is

sounds more thrash than DM imo

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17155199]but the bigger guys at your job have guns[/QUOTE]

dude they don't allow guns in jail, that would be a horrible idea lol!

If anything they should just let the little guys and the sex predators have guns, they could use some protection.

Although there is one crucial flaw in this idea.

[QUOTE=LostChild;17155265]If anything they should just let the little guys and the sex predators have guns, they could use some protection.

Although there is one crucial flaw in this idea.[/QUOTE]

if i'm about to get arrested i'll go molest little girls?

[quote=Reaganista;17155214]o it is[/quote]
I just wana be free to wear summer dresses with chucks to seem cute but punky u kno?

[QUOTE=LostChild;17155265]If anything they should just let the little guys and the sex predators have guns, they could use some protection.

Although there is one crucial flaw in this idea.[/QUOTE]

lol no we have protective custody for those people. We call them PC Bitches.

as far as im concerned once you molest/rape/whatever a child you pretty much deserve to be brutally shanked in jail

i've had to deal with paedophiles before and just being near them made me sick to my stomach

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17155275]I just wana be free to wear summer dresses with chucks to seem cute but punky u kno?[/QUOTE]

i kno exactly

[quote=Reaganista;17155308]i kno exactly[/quote]
how would you dress tway

like gwen stefani duh

I'm seeing gwen stefani in May ^_^

[quote=Reaganista;17155311]like gwen stefani duh[/quote]
dude thats pretty cash sexy but classy i like it

[QUOTE]if i'm about to get arrested i'll go molest little girls?[/QUOTE]Yeah, there's definitely that. Plus there's how much easier it is to rape people when you have a gun. Jail would get ugly. Or uglier I guess.

[QUOTE]as far as im concerned once you molest/rape/whatever a child you pretty much deserve to be brutally shanked in jail[/QUOTE]Nah, the only people who should be able to inflict damages on rapists should be the family of the victim. Hurting a random rapist just because they're a rapist is sick in my book. Gotta be for revenge.

you people are ****in morons

Hey I'm not right