How the hell do i start off a personal statement without it sounding clichéd and crap.

"yo, I'm Butty and I kick as[I]s[/I]"

That would work, :rolleyes:

Just write 'Chuck Norris' on the first line, and nothing else. They will be too scared to reject it

[QUOTE=Untitled;14289097]That would work, :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

BET IT WOULD >: [
:hmmph:

Didn't your uni give you out a help book and examples to help you?

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;14289129]Just write 'Chuck Norris' on the first line, and nothing else. They will be too scared to reject it[/QUOTE]
Don't quote Chuck Norris jokes. It has a side effect of me murdering you in the face.

:angry:

On a side note, Amsterdam after this uni year might be on baby!

How do you murder someone in their face?

By punching them with an axe

The whole chuck norris thing is ghey. Hella ghey.

Like X10.

No. X100

[QUOTE=Grohlthegreat;14289907]How do you murder someone in their face?[/QUOTE]

rip out their eyeballs and skullf'uck them

[QUOTE=Zowë;14289707]BET IT WOULD >: [
:hmmph:

Didn't your uni give you out a help book and examples to help you?[/QUOTE]

yes, its on my desk in my studio space :(

It needs to be done for Friday, but i wanna give it my tutor tomorrow to look threw it.

I have a virus that means i am not at sixth form.

This had better not stop me seeing NIN on sunday...i've waited faaar too long for the oppertunity.

omg I'm going to Russia next week :eek:

I didn't think it'd come up this quick.

Try not to come back as a Commie.

So I bought FFXII today.

No random battls :o

^^^ wasn't that the whole point of FF?

Butler: some bits are, but I find that if I want to do owt in manc I have to set aside most of a day :( whereas, I could do it in leeds in an hour or so if I really wanted. In my experience at least

Not sure how you want to start it, but you want to sneak in the phrase "I am a hard working student, though I find it difficult to call it art 'work' due to the sheer pleasure I get out of it" or something. I did, and somehow I got in to leeds uni ^-^

I want to go to Russia :( I want a full report when you get back

OSHI- 10 days till my band's gig :eek:

FOD

[QUOTE=Refl;14295557]Try not to come back as a Commie.[/QUOTE]

I already am one :eek:

[QUOTE]^^^ wasn't that the whole point of FF? [/QUOTE]
There are random battles, just you can see the enemies before they attack

[QUOTE]I want to go to Russia I want a full report when you get back[/QUOTE]
I will write one specifically for you and buy you some £1.50 vodka.

[QUOTE=Happy;14295475]omg I'm going to Russia next week :eek:

I didn't think it'd come up this quick.[/QUOTE]

It'll be JUST LIKE in skins

I didn't see it but EVERYONE keeps telling me about it.

OMG i found halls of residence i intend to move into :)

You have to put a £250 deposit down, and if you decide to not move it, then i get £200 back, which is good, because im gonna apply on the hoping i get a place at MMU, i should do i think, my tutor said i should be ok.

Butler - that sounds like the Halls me and mein wench will be moving into when we start Uni in September..just in Plymouth rather than Manc.

..does anyone in this 'ere thread live in Reading?

[QUOTE=Untitled;14301745]OMG i found halls of residence i intend to move into :)

You have to put a £250 deposit down, and if you decide to not move it, then i get £200 back, which is good, because im gonna apply on the hoping i get a place at MMU, i should do i think, my tutor said i should be ok.[/QUOTE]

Which halls are they?

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[QUOTE=munky_magik;14303208]Which halls are they?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.accommodationforstudents.com/largerprivatestudenthousing/lphs.asp?id=22[/url]

BBC sport on the BBC's website does crack me up:

[QUOTE]1529: A broken linesman's flag brings the fourth official on with a spare at the Emirates. That's the sort of action they must be gagging for at St James' Park.

1527: The answer to the question 'What's going on at Newcastle v Middlesbrough?' is 'Nothing!'. Well, not exactly nothing as they haven't given up playing and all gone home, but it is nothing of note.

[/QUOTE]

So I went to see my friend's band play at Rock City last night. They were in the basement stage and were headlining. Well, the support bands sucked hard. The first band were kind of a Maple State/Motion City Soundtrack rip-off, and weren't good at it. Their guitarist was awesome though, but the only time I smiled during their set was when he climbed on the monitor and it fell over, so he fell off the stage.

The second band were trying to be The Fall Of Troy, except they had a girl singer and synth player, and they made my ears bleed. I shall never forgive them, and my deepest sympathies go out to my friend's band who have played over 50% of their gigs with them apparently.

So then my friend's band came on (I won't name names), and I just realized something; I really don't like them. I had their single and it is insanely catchy and fun, but all of their songs sounded the same, and I got really bored. Plus there were these cockwhores behind me who wouldn't stop taking pictures of themselves for 30 minutes. I'm not kidding, I would've held up a sign saying "Feed these girls penis" if I had one.

In conclusion, I realized I only like this band a lot because they are my friends. If I hadn't known who was in it, I would have never listened to them at all, which is pretty much how it goes for all of my friend's bands.

Haha I went to a school gig weds my gf was playing at.
The first band came on and played terribly. The drummer kept stopping with the guitarist and the bassist couldn't sing in tune or play and sing at the same time.
Then my gf did a solo set which was alright although some sh[size=2]i[/size]t in the crowd was speaking so loud you could hear him over her.
Then the first band came back on again and played the same song :confused: just distorted this time.
Then my gf had to come back on to fill space and the same thing happened. Then the second support came on which wasn't too bad, just the guitarists seemed a little nervous and kept screwing up.
Then my gf's band came on (she was on a lot that night) and they were pretty cool although their sound was kinda messed up and not really organised.

I just wished I'd gotten a drummer so I could've played, my band usually own these things even if we practice 3 days before it.

I went to a gig t'other night my mates band were playing plus 2 other bands. The two other bands pulled out so they had like a 45 minute set. They only played 1 of their own songs and the rest were covers but it was all good in the end. All 4 of 'em were good musicians and the guitarist is one of the best I've seen live.

hey thread

Hiii.

Back from work, bout to go out on the town right now :D:D

Laterz