Oh oh, important question, which drug is it people grow their pinky fingernail long for? Is it coke?

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Oh oh, important question, which drug is it people grow their pinky fingernail long for? Is it coke?[/QUOTE]

Yes, it is definately Cochaine, they grow the pinky out so that they can scoop it and then put it in a line, having it trickle out of the nail.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Yes, it is definately Cochaine, they grow the pinky out so that they can scoop it and then put it in a line, having it trickle out of the nail.[/QUOTE]
So I guess there's a coke addict in my mechanics class. Ugh, it's so gross to look at.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]"When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light, and I would hear things that sounded a lot like car horns.

When my friends and I were on acid we tripped in the woods because there is a lesser chance of running into an authority figure.

We ran into a bear. That was more of a buzzkill.

My friend Dwayne was standing there with his hand in the air, swearing to help prevent forest fires.

We got away from the bear, and he put his arm around my shoulder and said, 'Mitchell, Smokey is more intense in person.'

I go to England to tell jokes and I wanted to do my Smokey the Bear joke in England, so I had to ask the English people if they knew who Smokey the Bear was.

But they don't, because Smokey is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog, and it's a better system and I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool.

There has never been a frog that was hopping towards me and I thought, 'Man, I should play dead, here comes that frog.' I never say 'Here comes that frog' in a horrifying manner. It's always optimistic... like 'Hey, here comes that frog. Alright! Maybe he will settle near me, and I can pet him and put him in a mayonaisse ar with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he's used to.'"

EDIT: Uh, I'll stop now.[/QUOTE]

Oh how I love it!

My favorite is still the one when he's talking about the guy with the piercings, hat, facial hair etc. who says "You have a lot of nerve!," and then his reply is "Yeah? Well you've got a lot of cranium accesories," then the crowd laughs "I'm glad you got that one, see you're a smart crowd, normally they don't get it and I need to say 'You've got a lot of **** on your head,',"

RIP Mr. Hedberg.... SPAM IT IN YOUR USER TITLES!

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]So I guess there's a coke addict in my mechanics class. Ugh, it's so gross to look at.[/QUOTE]

Hah, ask hims if he wants to ski the slopes.

Did I hear rap and piano? Songs coming.

"I hate turkeys.

If you stand in front of the meat counter too long, you get pissed off at turkeys.

Turkey ham, turkey pastrami...

... I already like you as you are, little brother.

There is no need for you to emulate the other animals.

I used to draw you [holds out hand]. If you were missing fingers, you would draw one screwed-up turkey. Your turkey was in an accident."

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]"I hate turkeys.

If you stand in front of the meat counter too long, you get pissed off at turkeys.

Turkey ham, turkey pastrami...

... I already like you as you are, little brother.

There is no need for you to emulate the other animals.

I used to draw you [holds out hand]. If you were missing fingers, you would draw one screwed-up turkey. Your turkey was in an accident."[/QUOTE]

Yes!

"When I used to live in an apartment, I would listen to my music really loud, so my neighbor would knock on the walls and stuff, y'know to get me to be quiet, so I decided that I'd **** with his head, and say things like 'I don't know what it's like on your side, but on this side it's just flat,' or 'go around, the door is on the other side,',"

He was such a genious!

"The audience thinks I'm stoned all the time and I have to write my material that way ... so sometimes, when they come up to me after a show and ask me to join them, I just tell them I'm an undercover cop."

"Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something"

"I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy"

"When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.' "

[url]http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1QSXNVKA5LE3D26I7D4OL9GKAV[/url]

Atmosphere - The Woman With the Tattooed Hands

I'll put up more if anyone actually gives a da[size=2]mn[/size].

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan][url]http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1QSXNVKA5LE3D26I7D4OL9GKAV[/url]

Atmosphere - The Woman With the Tattooed Hands[/QUOTE]

I hadn't heard this song, but you mentioned it being one of the best songs at the concert you attended... so this is a must-download for me.

By the way, I downloaded Super Bowl Sundae and Tha Mexicanz... good, good stuff.

I appreciate the lack of the N-bomb that's so pervasive in other artists' songs.

I'm glad someone downloaded them. I normally download the files you YSI, but not so much of the nu-metal :)

I d/led it but am finishing the song I'm listening to first :)

So I guess no one d/led mine though :'(

wow, I still am really upset about Hedberg

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm glad someone downloaded them. I normally download the files you YSI, but not so much of the nu-metal :)[/QUOTE]

:lol:

That means you've downloaded a good... oh, four songs from me?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:lol:

That means you've downloaded a good... oh, four songs from me?[/QUOTE]

:lol:, maybe

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I'm glad someone downloaded them. I normally download the files you YSI, but not so much of the nu-metal :)[/QUOTE]
While the song was good, I can't say the piano was more than an accent, it wasn't very emotional imo (which was what I was debating :p)

Meh, it's a good song nonetheless. I'm uploading one more to see what you guys think.

[url]http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=16W3CZOSI2QZH38ADZIS76C8WR[/url]

Sage Francis - Broken Wings

Be back later.

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]RIP Mr. Hedberg.... SPAM IT IN YOUR USER TITLES![/QUOTE]
/me obeys

I love the piano solo in the bridge of this song.

It was written in memory of Layne Staley (and Kurt Cobain... erf). I never got into grunge, and I never liked a single Nirvana song, but if we're going to talk about piano... well... this is a decent one. You can hear the references in the lyrics.

EDIT: I'm talking about the bridge, remember.

[url=http://s33.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=203IZPDWM4LH22MKOTB14TWDBW]The Day Seattle Died[/url]

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]1. I'm glad someone downloaded them.

2. I normally download the files you YSI, but not so much of the nu-metal :)[/QUOTE]

1. Aww come on, man. I'm always on the lookout for new music to listen to. That's why I'm so disappointed I only started doing Forced Listenings... there have been so many bands I hadn't heard of (or hadn't been forced to listen to) before the dawn of people using YSI. I always download what people upload, it's just that sometimes I don't like what's offered.

2. Well, that's what I was saying in my last sentence. There are maybe three people tops in this thread who like nu metal. It's all good, though. You guys are usually respectful of what everyone listens to, so that's why this is a more "comfortable" place to post.

I have uploaded two songs for all you lovely people :). These are both from bands I am really into at the moment. One is nine inch nails and the other is The Wildhearts. I don't actually think these are gunna work either :(.

[url]http://s19.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=36HLMATXMD9FF1J0YTB4OOUX30 [/url]
This is Slipping away by Nine inch nails

[url]http://s19.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1RB5HM1LVL7SX20VHT03QPQRED [/url]
and this is greetings from sh[I]i[/I]tville by The Wildhearts

[size=300][color=yellow][b]OMG!!![/b][/size][/color]

I just got a hold of [i]Lost & Found[/i] from Mudvayne. omg omg omg omg omg.

I probably look like such a fag being excited over nu metal :-\

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3][url]http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2MX5Q3V6LRYFD1HXJ76VGHQ2WR[/url]
[url]http://s16.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3BZKKGI96FJMY1UY4EQ162OF04[/url]

ysi piano piece gifts :)[/QUOTE]
k, leaving to write labs and stuff, probably good night.

/having trouble finding T.J. Sorrentine jerseys

goodnight :wave:

Good night.

NP: Mudvayne- Forget to Remember

/will be on a euphoric high for awhile

I thought people stopped listening to Mudvayne once they hit the age of 15.

Sorry man, I had to sneak in a jab somewhere.

[QUOTE=MXican]I have uploaded two songs for all you lovely people :). These are both from bands I am really into at the moment. One is nine inch nails and the other is The Wildhearts. I don't actually think these are gunna work either :(.

[url]http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=27VF1DXU0BFCC318KC4CBC6X5B[/url]
This is Slipping away by Nine inch nails

[url]http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2Q40KMXBJX7VV1R9PJ2HW3GVEN[/url]
and this is greetings from sh[I]i[/I]tville by The Wildhearts[/QUOTE]
Bumped because everyone ignored it