I never said they conveyed lots of emotion, but they do convey emotion.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Educate me. Put up some rap using piano samples conveying lots of emotion.[/QUOTE]

Tears by the Wu Tang Clan... I think there is piano in that song.

Well either way I'm curious because the one that comes to mind is Eminem's Lose Yourself, but that's not really emotional.

Mitch get's ****ing starred, WTF

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Mitch get's ****ing starred, WTF[/QUOTE]
it's because of the tc forums

[QUOTE=MXican]it's because of the tc forums[/QUOTE]

well RIP Mr. Hedberg works too :thumb:

I still don't know who this Mitch guy is

RIP Mitch. :( :( :(

[QUOTE=MXican]I still don't know who this Mitch guy is[/QUOTE]

American stand-up comedian who was voted by [i]Time[/i] magazine in 2000 as the "next Jerry Seinfield" (although I do not see any palpable similarities).

He did look a lot like Geddy Lee, though.

Best known for his sauntering way of telling jokes, with an almost-stoned stage presence.

"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they were out...

... so I bought... a cake!"

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Best known for his sauntering way of telling jokes, with an almost-stoned stage presence.[/QUOTE]
I remember most of the time he would sit down, instead of standing.

He was great. It's sad he had to go.

Wait, MXican, are you on a fast connection? I can upload one of his Comedy Central standup routines if you'd like.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Wait, MXican, are you on a fast connection? I can upload one of his Comedy Central standup routines if you'd like.[/QUOTE]
eh, I can't because my step brother's playing halo

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ysi piano piece gifts :)

"I like the escalator, man, because the escalator can't break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an "Escalator Out of Order" sign. There would be a "Escalator Temporarily Stairs" sign. Sorry for the convenience."

"I rent a lot of cars, and when I drive a rental car, I don't know what's going on with it. So I would drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a whole lot about me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.

You can't please people all the time, and last night, all those people were at my show."

"A guy asks me if I want a frozen banana. I say "No...but I want a regular banana later so....yeah."

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for havin'.

'Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic. Dammit Otto, you have lupus.'

One of those two doesn't sound right."

:lol: sounds like a funny guy

"I don't like golf, I was never good at it... I never got a hole-in-one.

But I did hit a guy, and that's way more satisfying.

You're supposed to yell 'Fore!' but I was too busy mumbling, 'There ain't no way in Hell that's going to hit him.'"

"I bought a seven dollar pen, because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but...I don't want them to. I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellows! Let me hold one of you...and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so...cute...why do they have to be so far away from me.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet. Because they accept all competitors' coupons. It makes me wish I had my own pizza place: "Mitch's Pizzeria." This week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special note: coupon not good at any of Mitch's Pizzeria locations. Free pizza oven with purchase... of a small Coke.

Two for Tuesdays: Buy one pizza, get one franchise free.

I hate people that are handing out flyers. It's like they're saying 'Here, you throw this away for me.'"

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I think that's one of his CDs, great stuff.

"I used to play in a death metal band. Everyone either loved us or they hated us... or they thought we were okay.

Death metal bands always have intense names like Rigormortus, or Vomitory, or Obituary. We weren't that intense, we just went with 'Injured.' Later on, we changed it to 'A Capella' when we were walking out of the pawn shop."

"When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light, and I would hear things that sounded a lot like car horns.

When my friends and I were on acid we tripped in the woods because there is a lesser chance of running into an authority figure.

We ran into a bear. That was more of a buzzkill.

My friend Dwayne was standing there with his hand in the air, swearing to help prevent forest fires.

We got away from the bear, and he put his arm around my shoulder and said, 'Mitchell, Smokey is more intense in person.'

I go to England to tell jokes and I wanted to do my Smokey the Bear joke in England, so I had to ask the English people if they knew who Smokey the Bear was.

But they don't, because Smokey is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's a lot like a bear, but it's a frog, and it's a better system and I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool.

There has never been a frog that was hopping towards me and I thought, 'Man, I should play dead, here comes that frog.' I never say 'Here comes that frog' in a horrifying manner. It's always optimistic... like 'Hey, here comes that frog. Alright! Maybe he will settle near me, and I can pet him and put him in a mayonaisse ar with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he's used to.'"

EDIT: Uh, I'll stop now.

Haha, spammer.

So did anyone d/l my gifts? :(

Is it me, or would he have been good as The Dude in TBL?

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]Is it me, or would he have been good as The Dude in TBL?[/QUOTE]

What TBL are we talking here? I'm thinking Turkish Basketball League :p

[QUOTE=Efilnikufesin]Is it me, or would he have been good as The Dude in TBL?[/QUOTE]
He would have.

EDIT: Jom is uncultured if he knows not of The Big Lebowski!

I like when the weather progressively gets better. It makes me happier and I get motivated.

Holy ****ing ouch, using a spoon, sugar, and a liter, i made some caramel, but then i tried to eat it with my fingers and i have a huge ****ing blister on my pointer finger now :upset: