'ello MX

:wave:

No one care to answer my question?

Oh, I can just imagine the heat of being put in a microwave........ you pop a Hot-Pocket in there for 4 minutes put that in your mouth........ freakin 3rd degree burns.

Hi, guys.


Seriously, though.... who among us can claim that they've never wanted to microwave someone else? None of us, that's who.

Hey Saitoku you can add me to one of the personalitites on your quiz thread now.

I posted my result. :thumb:

Alright, I'll go update it.

:smoke:

this conversation went from pizza ads to microwaves

The way see it, the heat generated by the microwave would bring all the water cells in your body to boiling point and then violently to evaporation.

That includes your blood, skin, eyes, all that stuff.

So I figure you'd sort of shrivel and sizzle while burning to death, leaving a dried up husk. Especially the eyes, I think they would be like a shrinky-dink, and you'd have tiny little eyeballs left. And you'd be all "Nyagh, nyagh *Claws feebly at the microwave door, searching in vain for a way to escape* nyagh, nyaghhh... *dry rasping noise as your tongue dries out and becomes inoperable.*

Something like that you know, just a thought.

Of course, noone would ever try this out in real life.





















...how much does a hamster cost?

I hate all the messed up avatars...they look so ..bleh

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]Hey Saitoku you can add me to one of the personalitites on your quiz thread now.

I posted my result. :thumb:[/QUOTE]
So far you're the only ESFJ. Neat.


I think hamsters are like 8 bucks on average.....

I want to rep you but the window doesnot open.

you are my new guru gaslight

I really need a Spector guys. I play this one at a Guitar Center yesterday and I have to have it. I forgot what model it was though and now I can't find it anywhere :(

Actually, what I find disturbing is that somewhere out there, some sick **** actually has microwaved a living creature. A hamster, a kitten, you name it. If it fits in a microwave, someone has given it an excruciating death.

[QUOTE=rybass]I really need a Spector guys. I play this one at a Guitar Center yesterday and I have to have it. I forgot what model it was though and now I can't find it anywhere :([/QUOTE]
Was it the Euro 4?

i just want all hte people with messed up avatars to read this :

PLESE RE-UPLOAD YOUR AVATAR, ELSE I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU...or be extra nice...become a mod and ban you :lol:

[QUOTE=Saitoku]So far you're the only ESFJ. Neat.


I think hamsters are like 8 bucks on average.....[/QUOTE]

Haha the price is right.

Seriously though I'd never do that to a hamster, they're too cute. I'd microwave like, a spider, or something, because they don't belong on this planet in the first place. But I couldn't microwave a hamster. A person who annoyed me yeah, but they are rated below hamsters on my scale of deserving to live.

Imagine making a pizza in a microwave haunted by the hamster

[QUOTE=gaslight]Haha the price is right.

Seriously though I'd never do that to a hamster, they're too cute. I'd microwave like, a spider, or something, because they don't belong on this planet in the first place. But I couldn't microwave a hamster. A person who annoyed me yeah, but they are rated below hamsters on my scale of deserving to live.[/QUOTE]
:lol:

Yeah, like I said.... we all want to microwave someone.

[QUOTE=gaslight]Haha the price is right.

Seriously though I'd never do that to a hamster, they're too cute. I'd microwave like, a spider, or something, because they don't belong on this planet in the first place. But I couldn't microwave a hamster. A person who annoyed me yeah, but they are rated below hamsters on my scale of deserving to live.[/QUOTE]
I HATE SPIDERS!!!!

SHOVE A TARANTULA IN THERE!!!

[QUOTE=Saitoku]Was it the Euro 4?[/QUOTE]
It very well may have been. I just glanced at an old Spector catalog and the one I played had the same type of fret inlay patterns as on the other Euro's. Good call man.

I'd love to see what happens if i just melt my string a bit and then make my own tone from melting my strings a bit :lol:

Ugh... I wouldn't even want to pick the **** thing up.

[QUOTE=Saitoku]Actually, what I find disturbing is that somewhere out there, some sick **** actually has microwaved a living creature. A hamster, a kitten, you name it. If it fits in a microwave, someone has given it an excruciating death.[/QUOTE]

Not a kitten :(.

Why does this remind me of the Simpson's episode where Chief Wiggum shows them the wax models of the stoners and the woman has a baby in a big sandwich :lol:.

And then people will make threads right here...title: how does black_star get his tone. What are his EQ/microwave settings?

[QUOTE=black_star]I'd love to see what happens if i just melt my string a bit and then make my own tone from melting my strings a bit :lol:[/QUOTE]
Your strings would break. If you heat the core too much it loses its strength.

I'm off now. Bye MX :wave:

[QUOTE=gaslight]Not a kitten :(.

Why does this remind me of the Simpson's episode where Chief Wiggum shows them the wax models of the stoners and the woman has a baby in a big sandwich :lol:.[/QUOTE]
"That's right.... she's got the munchies - for a California cheeseburger..."

Oh you don't think i was serious w/ the melting strings part ?

Later, black_star.

:smoke:

Edit: Yeah, I didn't know if you were serious. :p

I just ate the worst sausages ever...Who the hell names their brand of sausages 'Porkinsons'?

[QUOTE=mambogangsta]I just ate the worst sausages ever...Who the hell names their brand of sausages 'Porkinsons'?[/QUOTE]
BUAHAHAH!

:lol:

Lets play a game. You reccomend me music, and if I don't like it, or already have it, you must microwave a body part....

If I had a big I'm name him Mr Porkinson.

And I'd make him wear a top hat and tails, and he'd sit at the table and make smart remarks about international trade and intricate political analysis. And he'd a voice like those 50's voice-over news reels.

Ummm.......

*writes an amazing score with hundreds of instruments each being played to their full capacity in amazing speeds*

GoD HATES US ALLL

All this microwave talk is making me hungry.

[QUOTE=cliffburtonrules]Ummm.......

*writes an amazing score with hundreds of instruments each being played to their full capacity in amazing speeds*[/QUOTE]
Too.... busy. You lose a foot.

Hellooooo Casual.

[QUOTE=gaslight]If I had a big I'm name him Mr Porkinson.

And I'd make him wear a top hat and tails, and he'd sit at the table and make smart remarks about international trade and intricate political analysis. And he'd a voice like those 50's voice-over news reels.[/QUOTE]
Sounds rather Orwellian.


If I had a pig I'd name him Stewart, and I'd send him door to door in a sharp suit selling vacuum cleaners. Then he would come home after not selling any and get wasted drinking scotch. I'd ask him how his day was and he'd just throw the bottle at me. Then I'd run to my bedroom crying, pack my suitcase, and come back in and tell him that I'm going to stay at my mother's house and that he has a drinking problem.

[QUOTE=PaulSimonon]Too.... busy. You lose a foot.[/QUOTE]
...... AHHHHHHH IT BURNS!!!!

*pulls a shriveled object out of the microwave*

Now people are gonna laugh at my nub. Everywhere I go people will be like "hey nubby!"

[QUOTE=black_star]I'd love to see what happens if i just melt my string a bit and then make my own tone from melting my strings a bit :lol:[/QUOTE]

*BANG*

thats your microwave blowing up when you put anything metallic in :thumb:

[QUOTE=Saitoku]Sounds rather Orwellian.


If I had a pig I'd name him Stewart, and I'd send him door to door in a sharp suit selling vacuum cleaners. Then he would come home after not selling any and get wasted drinking scotch. I'd ask him how his day was and he'd just throw the bottle at me. Then I'd run to my bedroom crying, pack my suitcase, and come back in and tell him that I'm going to stay at my mother's house and that he has a drinking problem.[/QUOTE]
:confused:

Okay?