yeah it's been a while since i got puking black out drunk, just drunk enough to stumble around downtown

idk i have way too high of alcohol tolerance anymore, last week i drank a full 5th of olde crow... i mean i was drunk as hell, but it used to take me about half as much (back in august) to get black out "what the **** happened last night? how am i home?" drunk.

i have had a few drinks since then, just not enough to get drunk


definitely going to start again once college begins though, can't wait ^_^

im going to a party today and i plan on getting drunk for the first time. wish me luck!!

Don't overdo it!

[QUOTE=jrowa001;17070329]im going to a party today and i plan on getting drunk for the first time. wish me luck!![/QUOTE]

good luck making bad decisions and being awkward

yeah don't drink too much jrowa, heh



mappy, sup wit your family why are they being ******s

cause theyre polish jews and they have holocaust flashbacks

bipolar parents + brother is addicted to oxycontin = stressful home environment

oh true, that sucks bro :(

do you get foreskin envy?

What's up fools?

listening to some As I Lay Frying. Drinkin a coke zero. thinking i should go to bed or something

I heard they put semen in Coke Zero.

oh cool thats why it tastes so good.

Shadows Are Security is such an underrated album IMO. As I Lay Crying get too much hate.


Also i found out today that this one hot chick at my work is rooting a dude who plays for the cronulla sharks.

As I Lay Crying :lol:

now im listening to thrice cause i finished of that album. i need a **** as well.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17070438]oh cool thats why it tastes so good.

Shadows Are Security is such an underrated album IMO. As I Lay Crying get too much hate.


[B]Also i found out today that this one hot chick at my work is rooting a dude who plays for the cronulla sharks.[/B][/QUOTE]

also i realised that ou yanks probably dont know what that is. its like if a girl you know was rooting a dude who was in the NFL or something. Not in an awesome team or nothing, just an average team

How hot?

um 9.5 at the least

lemme put it this way. Shes so hot i would be nice and gentle with her and even tell her that i loved her as i came, and i wouldnt blow my load on her face, all in the hope that she'd come back for a second root

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17070470]um 9.5 at the least

lemme put it this way. Shes so hot i would be nice and gentle with her and even tell her that i loved her as i came, and i wouldnt blow my load on her face, all in the hope that she'd come back for a second root[/QUOTE]

Nice, nice.

I've never been so bold as to ask my gf to let me blow it on her face.

you don't ask, you do

[QUOTE=Deth;17070505]you don't ask, you do[/QUOTE]

But if she gets pissed I'm totally vulnerable for a ball twisting/punching.

uh she'll be blinded

[QUOTE=Deth;17070511]uh she'll be blinded[/QUOTE]

But what if I miss? :(

I'm gonna go practice on my cat, brb.

oh shes not asian so i dunno if that would drop your rating of her.


i did it to a few throw away roots and one girl i was with ****ing loved it. I used to aim for her septum piercing

LOL :lol:

Poor kitty.

at least kitty will have lots of protein today

OK so I'm a pretty good shot, it seems.

Teddy was not pleased, though.

That was p quick

He has a hot cat

your kitty is called teddy?

mines called The Doppler Effect

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;17070536]That was p quick[/QUOTE]

Teddy is a good looking cat.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17070540]your cat is called teddy?

mines called The Doppler Effect[/QUOTE]

Yeah.

lol

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17070529]OK so I'm a pretty good shot, it seems.

Teddy was not pleased, though.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAH i love you

ilu2?

idk the blowing the load on the cat thing was p funny to me

True story.

Zoophilia ITT