Hello :wave:

got back from france earlier.

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]how does gaslights avatar remind you of me o_O[/QUOTE]

I think because my user title is "I feel loved, honestly" which is what is written on the graffiti thing in my avatar but is way too small to read, and how the start of your animation is "LoveD".

no i think its cause leftshoe's old avatar was in that colour scheme. I thought the same thing when i saw it.

Oh right, I don't remember his old avatar.

Hey gaslight, what's up

What do you'all use to get the pics to fit onto the forums man? the avatars i want...all of them are too big :upset:

Joke time :
A drummer from a local band here went to get a tatoo done on the back of his leg- "blind" However when he checked out the tatoo after it was done...se saw the majic words "BLIMP" :lol: Not that anybody asked...just that i remembered now.

triple post:upset: sorry :(

Story time!

I wrote this yesterday:

once upon a time... there was a little boy called Biscuit...

Biscuit lived with his mother because his father was killed by the fearsome dragoon of darlok

Biscuit sweared when he was older, he would slay dragoon and use its golden blood to bring his fathers body back to life

on his 18th birthday, he had a party

and Biscuit got very drunk indeed. He met a fine specimen named Sheila. Later that night, he made love to Sheila.

They had a hot night of passion and stayed together over the night, in the cold, damp hay in the barn.

The next day, Biscuit was arrested for raping a pig. He went to prison and stayed there for 2 years.

The day after his 20th birthday, Biscuit was let out. "Im free!" he yelled at the top of his lungs

after Biscuits lungs started to hurt, he decided to breathe. "wow! that was a good breathe" said Biscuit with a sigh of happiness.

He then merrily walked home back to his home, where his mother was waiting for him

He walked into the front door... and it hurt him quite a bit.

He rubbed his forehead in confusion, then opened the door handle and pulled the creaking, wooden door open to be greeted by silence

he whispered to the room. no answer. he took a step further. no one there. he took another step and

BAM!!!!!

his mother attacks this stranger with a pan. leaving Biscuit with bruises and cuts

"oh sorry Biscuit! Didnt know it was you there!" "Its ok mother. nice to see you" replied Biscuit.

"I thought you were dead?!" said Mother in confusion. "of course not you silly cow! I was in prison!" replied Biscuit

they sat down and had tea.

THE END

oh!

and dragoon was killed by Biscuit's mother while he was in prison

THE END

Goodnight everybody..i'm bored of talking to myself :upset:

Is this some kind of a conspiracy where nobody posts after i post and then i get banned for over-posting?

Or are you all planning a surprise party for me :)

I think not :upset: I'm off. Goodnight

:lol: :lol: i mean it when i say...retard ! :lol:

I love you man...err...ahem *shifts eyes*

7 posts on a single page ! :amaze:

[QUOTE=black_star]7 posts on a single page ! :amaze:[/QUOTE]
trust me thats not that much, i've had 15 and 17 posts on 1 page

and i believe you 7,176 i'd have to marry, have children, two of them and tell them to keep posting every on my id to reach 7000 :amaze:
Kinda like phantim huh, the legacy lives..instead it'll be the nerd lives

argh i'm just too sleepy

Now i'm staring at myown avatar hoping the pillar won't fall on that guy this time...but mysteriously it does...every single time..poor poor skinny guy with round head..died without love, or food, without bass, *cries* :upset:

Hi. I haven't been in here for ages

Hey everyone :wave:

Jamie that was one amazing story :lol:

they sat down and had tea


HAHAHAHA
yeah dude!

And hello MX :wave:

Thanks :)

A literary genius in the making :lol: :thumb:

Evenin' MX.

Anyone for a cuppa?

Golding, eat your heart out!

Anyone know a good cure for a really bad hangover that's been plagueing me all day?

[QUOTE=voiceless one]Evenin' MX.

[/QUOTE]

Ello Russ!

Why are you AFI fan no. one :thumb:

[QUOTE=neal_672]Anyone know a good cure for a really bad hangover that's been plagueing me all day?[/QUOTE]


One shot of whiskey, or just one shot of alcohol. A young teacher at school suggested that to us when he had a hangover in class.. :lol: I haven't got the opportunity to check it though. But you can try? I mean: you won't puke from it.. you've had plenty of alcohol yesterday, so your body can stand this one :lol:

Or other: spicey hot soup.. calms my hangover down :D

sex is the only cure for hangover

It was whiskey that got me wasted in the first place! And i fooking hate it! I only had it as a forfeit for losing the game of cards we were playing (which turned out they rigged it against me so i ended up having 4 huge shots of whiskey) :upset:

[QUOTE=Left Shoe]sex is the only cure for hangover[/QUOTE]

****, that means i'm going to have this hangover for a loooooooong time.... :upset:

try.........vicodin

^^ blowing cards?

that is SUCH a funny game :lol: we play it like this (girls and boys):
we sit around the table, we have one bottle standing in the middle with a pack of cards on top of it. One by one everyone tries to blow (or whatevrr) one or more cards of the bottle and the one who blows the last card (or all the cards at once) off must drink one shot. OR (now the nice part) take of one piece of clothes..

So in the beginning everyone drinks, then they get loose and somebody takes of his shoes. Then another thinks: hey mate you can't do that alone! And then everybody keeps blowing the cards off and everyone must drink or take of a piece of cloths

:lol:

Guess what you get..
[size=1]we play it with friends and we keep it nice.. if we want to :rolleyes:[/size]

i play that game alone

No, we just played Pontoon and whoever lost had to have a shot of whiskey :lol: Never heard of that blowing cards game before...

[QUOTE=neal_672]No, we just played Pontoon and whoever lost had to have a shot of whiskey :lol: Never heard of that blowing cards game before...[/QUOTE]

You've heard of it now :thumb:
You can choose what the loser must do.. try it out.. nice drinking game..

Share your drinking games MX :wave:

so yeah neal if you dont have alot of alchohol in you try vicodin, but if you do dont, dont mix those 2....you die

well ive only drank once, wasnt my thing plus im underage, painkillers are fun. try taking some and just sitting around watching japanese children cartoons for 6 hours lol

Please don't ban me for this....but has anyone ever tried putting www before our mod that isn't BV or WM and adding .com at the end? Try it and come back and tell MX what you get...............

........what

at russ: yeah they have tried it before :thumb:
AFI fan? (3th time asking :rolleyes: )

at leftshoe: well I was underage too.. nothing wrong with that and drinking (now I am 17, legal drinking is here 16). Alcohol + people + stupid cartoons = a lot of fun :D

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