[QUOTE=Haz;18550056]shortz is a black jamaican girl who can tolerate my music[/QUOTE]

How is that even possible I don't understand
And she has a white boyfriend? Makes no sense my mind is full of fuck

[quote]TheSadLittleDinosaur[/quote]

... The fuck...
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if lim wrote finnegans wake i wrote ulysses

I'm not sure what you're trying to do there, publiccastration...

once you go ham you can't go back

we need a tiny chat

its been too long`

theres one like every day you goofy ginger

ne1 ever notice people like to attach the word "music" to the end of genres they dont like when talking about

[QUOTE=TimJim;18550082]we need a tiny chat

its been too long`[/QUOTE]
cold turkey bra

coffee fucking sucks what kind of asshole drinks that shit

yeah fuck coffee. toffee too

putting creamer or sugar in coffee makes it taste even worse

how the fuck is that possible

yeaqh well not all of us have groce tasting cum

when i jerk off im always like oh yedah fuck im gonna fuckin shoot my load in my hand and lick it up yeah im gonna slurp that gloopy glop yeah nick your cum fuckin rules i fuckin love it and then i jizz and i look at it in my fat small hands and i lick and its salty and has the consistency of an egg yolk and wash my hands and forget about it

read 2 words and iw as like

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fuck you mitch if my dick farted you out of its little hole and onto my hand i wouldn't fuckin slurp you up like wet noodles, how does that make you feel bitch

i have my gf's puppy for the rest of the week and i was gonna let it sleep with me in my bed but apparently she sometimes wakes up and runs around the house shitting her brains out

implying ur hole is little

my dick is though

shut u up bitch i bet u can rel8

[QUOTE=StaffReviewer;18550209]when i jerk off im always like oh yedah fuck im gonna fuckin shoot my load in my hand and lick it up yeah im gonna slurp that gloopy glop yeah nick your cum fuckin rules i fuckin love it and then i jizz and i look at it in my fat small hands and i lick and its salty and has the consistency of an egg yolk and wash my hands and forget about it[/QUOTE]

ya when im bout to drop a load im some timesthinkin itd be hot as hell to lick it and i put on the movie cum in my mouth and ill spit it back in yours i think that looks hot as hell then i drop my load and im like nah not in the mood now

who is tihs guy, a mod or something maybe

seems cool

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ive only swallowed ti once i jerked off iw/ a condom and then let it drip in my mouth

hey it's a chav meme thing and there's a burberry background. its funny because chavs are known for wearing burberry and wanker has an a in it because that's sort of how they say it.

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implying i care about anything besides the point

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i been droppin loads in my sox for about a yeaar now dont think ill ever go back to blowin it on to my stomach i thought itd wash out real good tho but its all yellow so i just got cum sox and foot sox now dont rreally mix em unless i need a fresh 1 just grab it out my shoe

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ive also fingered my asshole would you guys like me to recant that particular tale of intrigue and wonder

you guys are weird

i tried that it dodidnt reallly do any thing so i didnt really bother again

i did it while jerking off it felt really good, my hand had a lingering smell for a day or two though

i tried getting a dildo up there a couple times but it's more difficult

whered you get the dildo man

nice yea u get the stink finger

you should try a plunger first.

no matter how clean ur asshole is it probably always stinks in there

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ive also fingered my asshole would you guys like me to recant that particular tale of intrigue and wonder[/QUOTE]

only if you can describe it via odd future song titles

[quote]you should try a plunger first.[/quote]

i did once i used the handle but i didnt really want to stick wood up my ass

those arent tyler the creator lyrics u suck

the most i ever did was that one thing where you just rub the tip of your dick with your palm