there are no bats in america

haha get fleshlights bro

also get in golf

[quote=Nostalgia;17496047]man i hate taking my dog out at night, the bats scare the **** out of me. they dont make a sound when they fly either, which makes it 10x scarier. :([/quote]
Haha. A colony of bats lives in this massive tree outside my old house. They're awesome.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496052]haha get fleshlights bro

also get in golf[/QUOTE]

you already played or playing or wanna play again?

its already going

haha thats sweet

there's an awning over my house and they tend to hang from it, and on the top floor, which is like 10 feet from the awning, you can see them hang sometimes. its pretty cool.

They sound heaps mental when they feed. Just lots of noise and rustling.

one time in middle school some friends and i were walking into town and we walked under this tree and a bunch of bats **** on me

i've never seen a bat before, I dont think.

so there's this rather quiet and average-looking girl at school that i've been perving on for like a week without actually talking to

i'm going to class later today, should i be all adb about it and just check her out while listening to my mp3 player or should i walk up and spit game

obviously you know what i would tell you to do. dont think i need to be all broken record player and say it again.

oh yeah, im 19 now yo. hoo yah. probably the most unexciting birthday of my life.

god youre so young

jump on top of her, beat her up and tell her to stop shooting heroin and get her life together? I'll see what I can do.

happy b-day bro. I thought you were at least two or three years older.

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496100]god youre so young[/QUOTE]

yes dad

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[QUOTE=jaundice]jump on top of her, beat it up[/QUOTE]

got that much right

lol, I'll make arrangements

i haven't actually gone up to a girl and tried to initiate things since high school, i've been laying low lately and letting them come after me and I must admit I tire of the insecure indie types that end up coming through

girlz

bros im feelin good

my mom randomly told me earlier that girlz like ugly guys who are really smart and "don't have money but show potential to make money later on in life"

but then again she's also completely out of touch with reality

[QUOTE]bros im feelin good[/QUOTE]whatd you take bro

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17496160]my mom randomly told me earlier that girlz like ugly guys who are really smart and "don't have money but show potential to make money later on in life"

but then again she's also completely out of touch with reality
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hahaha, i like everything about this

but yeah dude, definitely initiate ****. if shes reclusive and average looking, ill bet youd be like the first dude to ever do it. as long as you can match her awkwardness (ive got faith in you bro), it should be case closed without much trouble.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17496160]
whatd you take bro[/QUOTE]

hhh

cant say i think that was a good idea bro

pretty much everyone i know said im an idiot if i do it. i got that.

i'm not really saying she's a introverted/awkward type, but she's not a really high spirited or out going person. i went to school with her in HS and she was in band and reasonably quiet, still had friends & all tho

i'm not intimidated to talk to girlz or anything like that, but I've always hated trying to walk up to people i've never even met before and generating conversations out of thin air

oh and josh bring some heroin to new orleans when u come we'll get real fugged and post about it on mx

make a situation where talking to her would be expected.

its easy bro

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17496173]make a situation where talking to her would be expected.[/QUOTE]there's no reason that this would ever happen. no classes together or anything like that.

compliment her on something then?

just tell her you think shes cute and walk away