[QUOTE=Thonk;14425533]i should have took him up on the offer..

smoking, that is.[/QUOTE]

why didn't you?




you sorta screwed that one up.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14425530]sure you could. if sitting here and posting is meaningless, and commiting suicide is meaningless, they share the same meaninglessness which makes them interchangeable!!!


0_o







/shootself[/QUOTE]


Suicide would be trying to escape. Which is meaningless.

My head hurts.

[quote=ferdinand5;14425509]Did he ask, "hey want some weed, and gay sex?"

Or was it subtle?[/quote]
nah. in a nutshell

he was like "you smoke weed?" and i said on occasion. then he asked if i wanted to smoke the blunt with him.

after a few minutes he was saying how he was gay and that he would fuc[size=2]k me if i wanted to.[/size]

[QUOTE=Thonk;14425544]nah. in a nutshell

he was like "you smoke weed?" and i said on occasion. then he asked if i wanted to smoke the blunt with him.

after a few minutes he was saying how he was gay and that he would fuc[size=2]k me if i wanted to.[/size][/QUOTE]

You should have offered him meth and some straight sex.

So, if everything is meaningless...

I should do whatever I want...


but that brings up the whatever I want paradox.

[QUOTE=User Name;14425551]So, if everything is meaningless...

I should do whatever I want...


but that brings up the whatever I want paradox.[/QUOTE]

But doing that would be.....
I'm not even going to finish that sentence.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14425544]nah. in a nutshell

he was like "you smoke weed?" and i said on occasion. then he asked if i wanted to smoke the blunt with him.

after a few minutes he was saying how he was gay and that he would fuc[size=2]k me if i wanted to.[/size][/QUOTE]

i've done simular things, i think i got slapped when after literally 30 seconds of talking to this girl i just said "those are some nice shoes, wanna ****?"

i dont think i thought it would work, i kinda just did it to say that i had :p

I...

[QUOTE=User Name;14425559]I...[/QUOTE]

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What he said^

[quote=irishslappop;14425558]i've done simular things, i think i got slapped when after literally 30 seconds of talking to this girl i just said "those are some nice shoes, wanna ****?"

i dont think i thought it would work, i kinda just did it to say that i had :p[/quote]
:lol:

nice try dan.

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Did I mention I was groped at a birthday party tonight?[/QUOTE]

I bet it was some gay dude trying to touch your balls.

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No need to brag:p

Was it roHYPnol?

i couldn't keep my hands to myself eric.

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did you do anything about it? i would have gotten a handful of what ever grabbed me.:smoke:

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I want one so bad...

Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.

you want a 1x1 pixel picture?

so hows ole righty doing these days jody? she getting callouses yet?



i kid i kid.

<3

[quote=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/quote]
why?

[QUOTE=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/QUOTE]

Ohh, a fatty?

[QUOTE=User Name;14425603]Not a gay guy, some girl who kept sitting on me on this couch. I tried to get away, I tried to change the subject, I tried to push her off.[/QUOTE]

was she a hill have eyes person or something? i'll let just about anyone sit on me.

Check again, I fixed it. Lawl.

Nah, Im too ADD to masturbate, and me and my girlfriend are on the verge of breaking up. Guess my wang is just gonna shrivle up and fall off.

[QUOTE=ferdinand5;14425609]Ohh, a fatty?[/QUOTE]

Kinda. Yeah.

She kept trying to feed me cake too.

Then her boyfriend got there.

He took over for me I guess.

[QUOTE=irishslappop;14425611]was she a hill have eyes person or something? i'll let just about anyone sit on me.[/QUOTE]

I guess I'd be like that too, but I was trying to watch Dracula 2000, you see.

[QUOTE=User Name;14425618]
I guess I'd be like that too, but I was trying to watch Dracula 2000, you see.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I'm going to use this as my excuse for everything.

[quote=Jody LeCompte;14425619]Check again, I fixed it. Lawl.

Nah, Im too ADD to masturbate, and me and my girlfriend are on the verge of breaking up. Guess my wang is just gonna shrivle up and fall off.[/quote]
michael kelly?

boyfriend???

I'll quote Snoop Dogg

[QUOTE=Snoop]Nigga you know the name of the game yo bitch chose me. now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some fuc[SIZE="2"]k[/SIZE]in gansta shi[SIZE="2"]t[/SIZE].[/QUOTE]

Lol. The boyfriend said something like "I guess I'm going to have to beat you up now" jokingly

I was like "You can try, but I'd rather you'd just get your girlfriend off of me. My crotch is melting."

Except I didn't say most of that.

[QUOTE=Thonk;14425631]michael kelly?[/QUOTE]

Michael Kelly guitars are beastly dude, and on ebay for 300-500. That one is only 499 with like 1 bid and an hour left. Its not a les paul, strat, sg, or uber pointy metal guitar therefore its worthless to 99% of the ebay viewers.

[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZglQxvGjMAE[/url]