[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]But 5'13" isn't a real height.[/QUOTE]
Five feet and thirteen inches isn't a real height?

Awesome.

That's like saying "You can't have 125 cents, you can only have a dollar and 25 cents."

Yeah, I win.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]I'm going to Thursday/Blood Brothers! And possibly seeing Dane Cook next friday![/QUOTE]
Thursday would be cool. TBB are suck now.

Jon: Shuddup faggit.

Yeah, The Blood Brothers used to be rad. There's going to be scene kid overload.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]Yeah, The Blood Brothers used to be rad. There's going to be scene kid overload.[/QUOTE]
I saw them a year ago, and a few weeks ago, and this year's performance was terrible. I don't plan on seeing them again, which is too bad, because a year ago was a great show.

i saw the blood brothers a while back, Last December i believe and it was rad. i was really grooving

Some people are too sadistic to live.

So I drove out to Clackamas Park today to sit around, enjoy a couple smokes and watch the kids at the skate park eat pavement, and on my way back something horrible happened.

I'm cruising along the freeway at about 45mph when all of a sudden I see something going on in the cab of the pickup in front of me. It looks like someone struggling with something and then, whoosh, a f[size=2]ucking[/size] kitten gets thrown out the driver side window. I swear everything seemed to go into slow motion. I just see this yellow kitten go airborne, and then it hits the freeway right in front of me. I put on the brakes and swerve to miss it, but the car behind me didn't see it until it was too late.

I followed the pickup for a couple miles, but they figured out what I was planning on doing and took off like a bat out of hell. I wanted to cry when I saw the cat get plowed in my rearview mirror. :(

Damn, that's terrible. Maybe it was some sort of horrible accident?

Also what's Fire Whispers' real name? :confuse:

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Damn, that's terrible. Maybe it was some sort of horrible accident?[/QUOTE]

I doubt it, seeing as their speed jumped by about another 20mph as soon as the cat was tossed. :(

Brandon.

Meh, I'd not have felt bad if it was a human, and I only feel slightly worse for the kitten.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution]Brandon.

Meh, I'd not have felt bad if it was a human, and I only feel slightly worse for the kitten.[/QUOTE]

Humans are different. I've been trained to kill humans with as little emotion attached as possible. Kittens though.. kittens! It's just.. :(

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]Humans are different. I've been trained to kill humans with as little emotion attached as possible. Kittens though.. kittens! It's just.. :([/QUOTE]
Exactly :p

But still, death is overrated.

I love life. Dying at this point would be lame. Maybe when im 30 and too old to walk and sh'it by myself I may try to kill myself.

Hmmm too obscure? Or [i]not obscure enough?[/i]

[quote]The Sailor Said This Title Is Too Long... Page [b]1798[/b][/quote]

On this page in history..

[b]1798[/b]

* 7 March - French forces invade the Papal States and establish the Roman Republic
* April 7 - The Mississippi Territory is organized from territory ceded by Georgia and South Carolina and is later twice expanded to include disputed territory claimed by both the U.S. and Spain
* April 26 - France annexes Geneva
* May 24 - Irish nationalists launch bloody rebellion against British occupation.
* June 12 - French take Malta
* June 13 - Mission San Luis Rey de Francia is founded.
* July 1 - Napoleon's troops land in Egypt
* July 7 - Quasi-War: The U.S. Congress rescinds treaties with France sparking the 'war.'
* July 11 - The United States Marine Corps was (re-?)established.
* July 14 - The Alien and Sedition Acts become United States law making it a federal crime to write, publish, or utter false or malicious statements about the United States government
* July 21 - Napoleon defeats Mameluke forces near the Pyramids
* July 24 - Napoleon occupies Cairo
* August 1 - Horatio Nelson defeats the French navy under Admiral Brueys at the Battle of the Nile. Nelson himself is wounded on the head
* August 22 - French troops land at Killala in County Mayo to assist Irish rebellion.
* September 18 - Lyrical Ballads published anonymously by Samuel Taylor Coleridge and William Wordsworth

* first (anonymous) publication of An Essay on the Principle of Population by Thomas Malthus
* Franz Xaver, Baron Von Zach, Scientific Editor, Astronomer, begins editing journals about navigation and the geographic positions of cities.
* XYZ Affair in the U.S., followed by naval skirmishes but no war is declared.
* First mechanical music boxes
* Alessandro Volta and La Place discover electricity
* The Afghans Army occupied Lahore in Punjab
* Timothy Dexter - A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress
* Aarau is the temporary capital of the Helvetic Republic
* Alois Senefelder invents lithography

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Hmmm too obscure? Or [i]not obscure enough?[/i][/QUOTE]
Not enough seeing as I catch the reference.

Adam: Life is more overrated than death.

[quote=Jared]History[/quote]

Wrong page n00b :rolleyes:

[quote=Vince]Life blah blah blah[/quote]

refl, you are [i]so emo![/i]

So Guy Fawkes is almost apon us. Guy Fawkes is great times indeed.

[QUOTE=PDWAB]
refl, you are [i]so emo![/i][/QUOTE]
I know. Emo night :(

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Wrong page n00b :rolleyes:
[/QUOTE]

wtf :(

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]wtf :([/QUOTE]
He's "old school" so he doesn't use 30 ppp

That's right :cool:

20 or nuthin', it's easier on my aged eyes.

[QUOTE=PDWAB]That's right :cool:

20 or nuthin', it's easier on my aged eyes.[/QUOTE]
Aged my as[size=2]s, you're a youngin here son.[/size]

I think right now from old to youngest here it goes You Me Jared.

Eh, so that puts you in the median, I can still call you a youngin though :cool:

Well I'm the best looking so HA.

It's not my fault I'm ugly :(

I hate being called young :upset:

[QUOTE=Hypnotize]I hate being called young :upset:[/QUOTE]

Don't worry you'll grow out of it.

Vince: Yes it is :evil:

Also remember that song "Bitch"? "I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a something I'm a mother"? That song rules!

I blame my parents :upset: